MILF Cyborg - Maybe, Gun-shy Robbers, ADLER's APPETITE in SPAIN, DEICIDE in Rochester, STONE SOUR on Kimmel, Candy Manson wrapped in Gold, Carmen wrapped in Very little

Joey's mom is in the kitchen with giant tubs of whey protein. Crap. Joey's mom is a Cyborg

Oh hell, there's a first time for everything. hooking up with a cyborg could be a lot of fun...regardless of whether it's your friend's mom.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(So is your face. Stop breaking mirrors, assface)

Check out the world's most gun-shy robbers...

These geniuses held up a jewelry store in England. The shop owner had NO weaponry of any kind. He still chased them away... *cough* PUSSIES *cough*

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(unlike your contribution to society, waste of space)


Could someone tell Bam Margera that if he's going to cheat, maybe he shouldn't be taking PICTURES of it (Drunken Stepfather)



Anju... what a weird name. What a not-so-weird body (FreakShow Planet)

Ten Movies the 2011 Academy Award Nominees Don't Want You to See (Bullz-Eye)

Bobbi Billard has boobs you just want to go to bed on (z0d)

Sofia Webber will have you so so so so so so...what were we saying? Dayum. (Daily Niner)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the only friend you have is that bottle of Jack you cozy up to every night.)

DEICIDE could be the hardest-to-understand band playing today:

Of course, that's a sweeping generalization based on one video of the low-end, gutteral howling done by the singer/bassist with the upside-down cross burned in his head. WOW, don't sound too judgemental now, sheesh..

ADLER's APPETITE continues to capitalize on the old GUNS N' ROSES catalog with gigs like this one in Spain:

Eh, if SLASH can do it, so can Steven Adler... and comparing Adler to Slash is realistic... yeah, sure..

...and we can't think of anything smarmy or sarcastic to say about STONE SOUR playing on JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE:

Only that if CORY TAYLOR gets the VELVET REVOLVER gig, that's THREE bands that sucker is going to be in, and we'll be counting down until his massive corinary.

From Guitars... we spin the wheel of awesome over to... you guessed it! Girls!

Candy Manson is packed into a gold leotard just about as tight as humanly possible... and that, folks is no small feat:

You ever wonder how a gal with 32DDD bosoms sleeps at night? Does she have to dig out a trench in her mattress? One can only wonder.

Once again, we must ogle the lovely...and busty...Carmen from Cam With Carmen...who you have seen in numerous FOUNDRY CAMS videos:

There's nothing like strategically-placed heart-shaped decals to make the imagination run wild, thankyouverymuch.

Speaking of FOUNDRY CAMS... let's lookee here...

If Emma Ink looks familiar, that's because she's been in other FOUNDRY CAMS clips before (these girls change their names like they're changing their panties, for crying out loud). She's tattooed up and would be the perfect trophy to add to the back of your motorcycle... if you're into that kind of thing. Thanks to our friends in FURNAZE for the friendly music.
Thanks to Jon for the editing, as always.

Watch the vid. Get all excited... then get yourself on over to Emma-Ink.com and watch Emma LIVE, on webcam, getting naked and dirty just for you. (and we do mean JUST for you, because she'll do the private VIP thing if you want)




...and that, friends... is how we say "Beat it, monkeybrain"

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FOUNDRY CAMS: SOUND OFF with TRAPT and Tattooed Candy

TRAPT has a new album out called No Apologies, a new single Sound Off, and we have a new totally tattooed girl in our FOUNDRY CAMS club named Candy. Of course, we had to get these people together to make an amazing new video.
What you see is amazing compilation of tattoos, tunes, and titilating video, courtest of Candy from FOUNDRY CAMS. Thanks again to TRAPT for the music, and thanks as always to our own Jon for the editing.



Click on Candy's Tattooed Cans...NOW. then head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Candy LIVE...and Naked... (and if YOU want to be naked, that's all on you)

Bands and labels, if you want YOUR music featued in a FOUNDRY CAMS video, you should send your CDs and press kits to:

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Thanks again to our buddies in TRAPT for the song Sound Off, which you can pick up online in a number of places:


You can also pick up some TRAPT online at iTunes:


Ok, you officially have no more excuses to keep reading this.
1. Watch Candy'a Video.
2. Chat with Candy LIVE
3. Run, don't walk, and pick up No Apologies from our friends in TRAPT

Got it? Good. We're tired of explaining it.

Wednesday Links: Happy Hump Day! New Boobs on RateMyWOW, Drunk Woman falls into cab, Dump Truck Disaster, DISTURBED Live in Sweden, Kortnie O'Connor, Ashley, Brooke, and their boobs

Happy Hump Day, kids!

Spend some quality time in a classy establishment fornicating with that fairly attractive teenage groupie you've been chatting it up with online. Don't mind the roaches.

NEW BOOBS ON RATEMYWOW: Thanks again to our west coast filth-mongers Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is always shooting content for Load My Mouth and She Is Half My Age, we have some lovely new bosoms up on RateMyWOW to share with you courtesy of adult starlets Carla Cox and Defrancesca Gallardo:

RateMyWOW: Goldie
RateMyWOW: Michelle

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Your mom had too much to drink the other night. It runs in your family, doesn't it?

She tripped, missed the curb, and banged her head on a cab. Normally drunk chicks rule. This one, oof...doesn't.

That's Not-So Terrible:
(But your garbage-breath is, so please floss)

Kim Kardashian has big juicy boobs (as if we didn't see enough of them in her tape with Ray J)

15 Animals Armed With Lightsabers (Manofest)

Jay Leno and Michael Jackson (Toksick)

Tori Black Is Like The Lost Ark Because She Has The Power To Make Armies Of Men Fall To Their Knees

Top 10 Celebrity Death Conspiracy Theories

This is how a MAN Fishes!

Top Supermodels of the 90's

The King of Pop Pub Crawl

How To Move Properly

Jeff Goldblum Interrupts Report Of His Demise To Mourn Himself

I'M SORRY:
(Incredibly sorry that all of your relationships fail, because you're a self-loathing pariah. It's cool. The 'Bitter' works for some folks)

Sexy, blue-eyed Ashley from Ashley's Candy is wearing the tightest pair of blue jeans:

Obviously, not for long. They tend to cut off circulation.

Young blond beauties Lucy Zara and Frankie are showering together

They're clean freaks. You could learn a think or two, stinky-pits.

From racks, we go to rock...Sweden-style. David Draiman from DISTURBED is singing without vocal processing:

He still sounds better than you do after a night of binge-drinking.

Sexy, sultry Kortnie O'Connor from PLAYBOY is taking a bubble bath OUTSIDE:

Seems awfully counter-productive, doesn't it? Cuz, umm... outside is kind of, umm...dirty.

A whole variety of FOUNDRY CAMS vixens including Cameron, Brooke, Kylie, Paige, Vikki, Coco, Eve and Xesca. gave us videos of themselves in official FoundryMusic shirts. We combined those with 'Super Villain' from our friends in POWERMAN 5000...and we got this:


CLICK CAMERON's AMAZING ASSETS TO WATCH THE SUPER VILLIAN VAMP!

Then, once the blood rushes back IN to your body (cuz, you know... it went somewhere else) Get on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with ALL of these young ladies now!

Pull focus away from your hot ass assistant for a few minutes and check out what we added to the MEDIA SECTION:

Brooke Feels Up Her Huge Boobs
Dump Truck Tips Over While Unloading
Lucy Zara and Frankie take a Shower Together
DISTURBED: 'Liberate' LIVE in Sweden
Kortnie O'Connor takes a Bubble Bath Outside
Drunk Woman Falls Head-First Into Cab
Ashley Shakes Her ass in Tight Jeans
Shooting Clay Pigeons with A Bow and Arrow

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