Wednesday Links: Adios Corey Haim, French Women Love Underwear, Rozlyn Papa Video DEBUNKED! Coco's Caboose, Lindsay's Crying, New DEFTONES, AIC LIVE!

Ahh, shit. Corey Haim died this morning from an apparent overdose (who saw THAT coming?):



One down.... One to go. Let's not kill The Guy in the middle though. He's not so bad.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

(but your attitude stinks. You need an adjustment...with a hammer)

Never get between 1000 screaming French women and designer underwear:




You might just lose a limb .

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:





Coco's ridiculous ass is hot to some guys (Drunken Stepfather)



and if you haven't seen this video of her boobs at the beach...you should check that shit out.





Lindsay Lohan is sensitive and her feelings are hurt (WWTDD)



Yeah, uh huh Lindsay Lohan has shown her tits in shitty movies. Grow up, brat.



2010 Fantasy Baseball Preview (Bullz-Eye)



Brittany Montague has a sophisticated name...and a stripper's body (FreakshowPlanet)



Which Washed Up VH1 Celebrity Are You? - A Flowchart (FunnyCrave)



Awesome Asian Ass Arielle Lee in a Bikini... kinda (z0d)



Are Giant Squids Conspiring Against Humans? (Asylum)



Oh lord, wontcha buy me...a Nikki Benz (Dailyniner)



Top Ten Fictional Judges (Gunaxin)



The Video Game Bosses' Lament (College Humor)



Real. Working. Hovercraft. (Today's Big Thing)



How Much Money Are NCAA Players Missing Out On? (COED Magazine)





I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that you have to seduce mentally challenged young girls in order to get laid. Sad. So so sad)

It's been a while since we heard some new DEFTONES music:



This is the first single from Diamond Eyes... it's called "Rocket Skates" [Download it!].

Our friends in ALICE IN CHAINS are on tour now (click for tickets) and hit Terminal 5 in NYC:



Their touring in support of their latest disc Black Gives Way To Blue with new singer William DuVall.

Remember the alleged Rozlyn Papa sex tape we mentioned yesterday?



Right. We said it was bullshit then, and now we're CONFIRMING IT.

The woman in the video is Lucy Love. The video clip was from Pole Position:Lex POV.



Are we embarrassed that we looked it up? No. All it did was make us look for more Lucy Love clips online which we found. Like the one above.

The short, but busty Erica Campbell might be out of the adult game....



...but we can still admire her body of work... which is scattered around the web in piles.

In honor of Carmen's new solo site check out this old school FOUNDRY CAMS video we dug up:







CLICK ON CARMEN's BREASTACULAR BODY... like, umm...now.

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?


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Wednesday Links: Happy Hump Day! New Boobs on RateMyWOW, Drunk Woman falls into cab, Dump Truck Disaster, DISTURBED Live in Sweden, Kortnie O'Connor, Ashley, Brooke, and their boobs

Happy Hump Day, kids!

Spend some quality time in a classy establishment fornicating with that fairly attractive teenage groupie you've been chatting it up with online. Don't mind the roaches.

NEW BOOBS ON RATEMYWOW: Thanks again to our west coast filth-mongers Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is always shooting content for Load My Mouth and She Is Half My Age, we have some lovely new bosoms up on RateMyWOW to share with you courtesy of adult starlets Carla Cox and Defrancesca Gallardo:

RateMyWOW: Goldie
RateMyWOW: Michelle

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Your mom had too much to drink the other night. It runs in your family, doesn't it?

She tripped, missed the curb, and banged her head on a cab. Normally drunk chicks rule. This one, oof...doesn't.

That's Not-So Terrible:
(But your garbage-breath is, so please floss)

Kim Kardashian has big juicy boobs (as if we didn't see enough of them in her tape with Ray J)

15 Animals Armed With Lightsabers (Manofest)

Jay Leno and Michael Jackson (Toksick)

Tori Black Is Like The Lost Ark Because She Has The Power To Make Armies Of Men Fall To Their Knees

Top 10 Celebrity Death Conspiracy Theories

This is how a MAN Fishes!

Top Supermodels of the 90's

The King of Pop Pub Crawl

How To Move Properly

Jeff Goldblum Interrupts Report Of His Demise To Mourn Himself

I'M SORRY:
(Incredibly sorry that all of your relationships fail, because you're a self-loathing pariah. It's cool. The 'Bitter' works for some folks)

Sexy, blue-eyed Ashley from Ashley's Candy is wearing the tightest pair of blue jeans:

Obviously, not for long. They tend to cut off circulation.

Young blond beauties Lucy Zara and Frankie are showering together

They're clean freaks. You could learn a think or two, stinky-pits.

From racks, we go to rock...Sweden-style. David Draiman from DISTURBED is singing without vocal processing:

He still sounds better than you do after a night of binge-drinking.

Sexy, sultry Kortnie O'Connor from PLAYBOY is taking a bubble bath OUTSIDE:

Seems awfully counter-productive, doesn't it? Cuz, umm... outside is kind of, umm...dirty.

A whole variety of FOUNDRY CAMS vixens including Cameron, Brooke, Kylie, Paige, Vikki, Coco, Eve and Xesca. gave us videos of themselves in official FoundryMusic shirts. We combined those with 'Super Villain' from our friends in POWERMAN 5000...and we got this:


CLICK CAMERON's AMAZING ASSETS TO WATCH THE SUPER VILLIAN VAMP!

Then, once the blood rushes back IN to your body (cuz, you know... it went somewhere else) Get on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with ALL of these young ladies now!

Pull focus away from your hot ass assistant for a few minutes and check out what we added to the MEDIA SECTION:

Brooke Feels Up Her Huge Boobs
Dump Truck Tips Over While Unloading
Lucy Zara and Frankie take a Shower Together
DISTURBED: 'Liberate' LIVE in Sweden
Kortnie O'Connor takes a Bubble Bath Outside
Drunk Woman Falls Head-First Into Cab
Ashley Shakes Her ass in Tight Jeans
Shooting Clay Pigeons with A Bow and Arrow

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