Groupies RULE, Zakk Wylde and William Shatner, gratuitous drum solo, OZZY on TV, SLASH on Lopez Tonight, Big Booty and Bigger Bra Sizes

Being famous certainly has its perks, but what do all the groupies do when there are no celebrities around?

Glad you asked! They troll around online looking for strangers to have uncommitted flings with

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your bald spot. Want the number of a good wig store?)

William Shatner has recruited none other than ZAKK WYLDE to perform on his cover of ... "IRON MAN"?:

We don't agree with it at all. We UNDERSTAND it...but we don't agree with it.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(but your constant craving for attention IS. Weren't you hugged as a child?)

Normally we wouldn't care about Amber Heard, but she's looking great in Esquire (Drunken Stepfather)

we appreciate Amber Heard even more now that we've seen her naked scenes

Malibu is named after a city AND a beverage. Thank God she wasn't named "Bayonne" (FreakShow Planet)

11 Movies for 2011 (Bullz-Eye)

Brittany Bardot is dressed like a schoolgirl, but she's anything other than that (Dailyniner)

Cali Lakai. Awful Name. Amazing Body (z0d)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your temper, attitude and disposition make you unfit to hold any other job except 'house boy')

...and now for your gratuitos drum solo of the day, here's Frankie Banali from QUIET RIOT:

QUIET RIOT is totally re-formed with a new singer because... well, because their original singer... is uhh... dead.

A surprisingly lucid OZZY OSBOURNE appeared on Good Day L.A.:

Amazing what a lack of chemicals in the body will do to a person.

SLASH was on LOPEZ TONIGHT playing the ROLLING STONES classic "Brown Sugar":

Eh, not many. One, maybe? Can you even call the band THIN LIZZY at this point.

From metal, we saunter gently over to the mammaries...nice segue, right?

Busty blondes Kayla Cupcakes and Summer Sin filled up the whole camera with their massive hooters:

...and if not for the obnoxious cameraman, this clip would be perfect.

...and now for today's lecture on rocket science...

...No, not really. We lied. It's Brooke Lee Adams and Ava Rose showing off their big booty. That's kind of like rocket science, isn't it?



...and that, as they say, is the way the cookie crumbles... Now go have a good cry and drink yourself unconscious

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Auto-Tuned Earthquake Warning, SCREAM 4 Traler #2, Tight and Toned Tushy, DISTURBED and SEVENDUST in PA, STONE SOUR, Carmella Bing, Alexis Texas and Her Booty

Psst... your mom is posting photos of herself online again:

Apparently, the old man isn't getting the job done at home. perhaps one of your friends could help?...Yeah, we know. Sick, right?

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Baby it's cold outside...but you don't have to worry because you weigh 300 lbs)

Oh Frankie McDonald, your Earthquake warnings are so... unnecessary.

Thanks to our pal Dru Boogie, they just got a whole lot funnier.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(but your general state of health IS...)

More Ghostface Killer = More Excellent! The second trailer for the latest entry in the SCREAM film franchise has hit the web, and the body count is R I S I N G:

Does Neve Campbell die in this one? Oh sweet lord, does anyone even CARE?!?!?!.

The most toned-ed hiney ever is going snorkeling (Drunken Stepfather)

You might actually know this one...if you're into the muscular girls.. and if you're not, then you'll never ever guess this one.

Jenna Jameson...when she was still kinda normal looking (FreakShow Planet)

Building Blocks: Why "Minecraft" matters to Gamers (Bullz-Eye)

Spicy Latina Lupe Fuentes likes her skateboard...and likes her shirt off (Dailyniner)

Cydel is one of the few women that makes us re-think our dislike of redheads (z0d)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you can't eat frosting for every meal, tubb-o)

DISTURBED has hit the road on the MUSIC AS A WEAPON TOUR once again:

and if gorilla noises are wrong, these guys don't wanna be right.

Speaking of MUSIC AS A WEAPON, those guys in SEVENDUST are on the road with DISTURBED, KORN, and IN THIS MOMENT:

SEVENDUST... screaming at Seven Thousand Fans? I'm MINDING...MY...OWN...BUSINESS!!!! FALCONS ON TOP! FALCONS GONNA WIN!!

Ladies and Germs... We present the softer side of STONE SOUR frontman Corey Taylor:

Simple is better, sometimes...cuz you don't need to bother...

From big bands to big booty and big boobies...

Alexis Texas thinks her butt can knock pictures off the wall:

Gee honey, that's fantastic. Can you make it rain, too? Can ya?

Busty brunette Carmella Bing is going out to dinner and spent an awful lot of time lotioning up her boobs:

If all women took this long to lotion up, all men would starve to death.



...and that, as they say, is that. Now go enjoy the day and try not to offend anyone with your horrendous stench...

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Wednesday Links: Happy Hump Day! New Boobs on RateMyWOW, Drunk Woman falls into cab, Dump Truck Disaster, DISTURBED Live in Sweden, Kortnie O'Connor, Ashley, Brooke, and their boobs

Happy Hump Day, kids!

Spend some quality time in a classy establishment fornicating with that fairly attractive teenage groupie you've been chatting it up with online. Don't mind the roaches.

NEW BOOBS ON RATEMYWOW: Thanks again to our west coast filth-mongers Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is always shooting content for Load My Mouth and She Is Half My Age, we have some lovely new bosoms up on RateMyWOW to share with you courtesy of adult starlets Carla Cox and Defrancesca Gallardo:

RateMyWOW: Goldie
RateMyWOW: Michelle

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Your mom had too much to drink the other night. It runs in your family, doesn't it?

She tripped, missed the curb, and banged her head on a cab. Normally drunk chicks rule. This one, oof...doesn't.

That's Not-So Terrible:
(But your garbage-breath is, so please floss)

Kim Kardashian has big juicy boobs (as if we didn't see enough of them in her tape with Ray J)

15 Animals Armed With Lightsabers (Manofest)

Jay Leno and Michael Jackson (Toksick)

Tori Black Is Like The Lost Ark Because She Has The Power To Make Armies Of Men Fall To Their Knees

Top 10 Celebrity Death Conspiracy Theories

This is how a MAN Fishes!

Top Supermodels of the 90's

The King of Pop Pub Crawl

How To Move Properly

Jeff Goldblum Interrupts Report Of His Demise To Mourn Himself

I'M SORRY:
(Incredibly sorry that all of your relationships fail, because you're a self-loathing pariah. It's cool. The 'Bitter' works for some folks)

Sexy, blue-eyed Ashley from Ashley's Candy is wearing the tightest pair of blue jeans:

Obviously, not for long. They tend to cut off circulation.

Young blond beauties Lucy Zara and Frankie are showering together

They're clean freaks. You could learn a think or two, stinky-pits.

From racks, we go to rock...Sweden-style. David Draiman from DISTURBED is singing without vocal processing:

He still sounds better than you do after a night of binge-drinking.

Sexy, sultry Kortnie O'Connor from PLAYBOY is taking a bubble bath OUTSIDE:

Seems awfully counter-productive, doesn't it? Cuz, umm... outside is kind of, umm...dirty.

A whole variety of FOUNDRY CAMS vixens including Cameron, Brooke, Kylie, Paige, Vikki, Coco, Eve and Xesca. gave us videos of themselves in official FoundryMusic shirts. We combined those with 'Super Villain' from our friends in POWERMAN 5000...and we got this:


CLICK CAMERON's AMAZING ASSETS TO WATCH THE SUPER VILLIAN VAMP!

Then, once the blood rushes back IN to your body (cuz, you know... it went somewhere else) Get on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with ALL of these young ladies now!

Pull focus away from your hot ass assistant for a few minutes and check out what we added to the MEDIA SECTION:

Brooke Feels Up Her Huge Boobs
Dump Truck Tips Over While Unloading
Lucy Zara and Frankie take a Shower Together
DISTURBED: 'Liberate' LIVE in Sweden
Kortnie O'Connor takes a Bubble Bath Outside
Drunk Woman Falls Head-First Into Cab
Ashley Shakes Her ass in Tight Jeans
Shooting Clay Pigeons with A Bow and Arrow

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