Friday Opie and Anthony Links: Bob Kelly, Happy Birthday Sam!, Cake Farts! New Boobs On RateMyWOW, Opie's Demo Tape, Bringing back the 'Guess Whats In

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It's Friday (thank Christ) and the Opie and Anthony POgram would like to wish a healthy and happy birthday to our own Primetime Sam Robots... err, Roberts. And umm, Robert Kelly is back in the house today. Why, you ask? Because he's our buddy, that's why!!! (and he's headlining at Caroline's in Manhattan all weekend, so get your ass off the couch, do that walking thing and go see this funny bastard).

And as long as he's in studio, let's give him a li'l plug...Robert Kelly has a new CD/DVD called Just The Tip, and it's in stores NOW!



Click the pic to order it now!

CAKE FARTS! Yeah, you read correctly. If you've seen the cake farts video, then you're really not going to want to miss this show, kids!

OPIE'S AWFUL TV DEMO REEL: Want to see what your hero Opie was doing when he was in his 20's, jockeying for a job in television?

OF COURSE you do... Watch Opie's Demo Reel Here

...now let's shift gears rapidly and stare at some boobs!

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks once again to our west coast buddies Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is always gathering content for his site Load My Mouth (and we ain't talking about 'with Jellybeans', if you're at work, don't click that link) for you to enjoy, we have ONE new set of boobs for you to drool all over courtesy of newbie Hannah Santana (cool name, right?)...
(Ladies, get YOUR pics in TODAY, but remember: No WOW in Photo = Not Getting On Site):



RateMyWOW: Hannah Santana

...and what goes better with boobies? That's right...vagina! or a soft cantelope with a hole drilled in it! (because sometimes you have to improvise)

The Return of Queefing & "Guess What's In My Pants": Don't you just love when we bring back classic bits to the ol' radio show? We were all sitting around the campfire, talking about the good old days, and thinking about how great it would be if there was more VAGINA on the ol' radio POgram.

Soooo... Ladies, we would all love to hear (via telephone) from you and your vaginas. Call the radio show each and every morning, and show off your Queefing (check out a queefing clip here if you're unsure) skills... or play a round of "Guess What's In My Pants?"... That's the game in which you rub your phone receiver on your crotch, and we try to guess how you trim your pubes. Classy, right?

FOXY JACKY - The Porn Girl In The Park: Did you read the story about the X-Rated Video Shoot in a Tennesee park?... The model's name is FOXY JACKY - and you can see the FULL, UNCUT playground video here

...Since we're on the subject of boobs, let's re-hash this one morre time>...you know, the Twins!

Check out Brooke and Vikki, the twins from Foundry Cams who sent us a new video featuring the new HINDER single 'Use Me' (click to download the song!)...



CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH BROOKE and VIKKI IN ACTION!

...and of course if looking at half-nude 20-something young twins is enough to pitch your tent...Well, there's a place JUST FOR YOU.

We're talking about Ashley Madison...the place you go if you want to cheat... discreetly (right, because so many people want to do it overtly...sheesh)... it's the dating service that caters to married men and women. You know, the one who can't get their ads played on certain cable channels? Now you know. Go investigate.

Seeking A Dominatrix: By now, you've seen Pat Duffy getting his nuts kicked (and if you haven't, then just click the damn link)... so we'd like to kick it up a notch if we can. If you're a professional DOMINATRIX, we could really use your services. Email us with your services / specialties, and perhaps we'll help you on your way to fame and fortune.

Jim Norton Telephone Updates: Do you LOVE Jim Norton? Of COURSE you do! Now you can get daily updates from Li'l Jimmy on your phone. Call 917-267-2602 and Leave Jim a message (no hidden charges, just your regular phone charge to make the call)!... or just listen to HIS outgoing messages when he records them... (the best messages are posted on Jim's MySpace page!).

INTERNS NEEDED: Do you want to be an intern for the Opie and Anthony Radio POgram? Can you get school credit for an internship? Are you familiar enough with the program? If so, go to internships.xmradio.com and apply to be an intern NOW! Time is running out, so MOVE YOUR ASSES!!!

Why not pick your face up out of that Case of Twix Bars and check out what's new in the MEDIA SECTION, including:



Alexis Texas Shows Off Her Asstastic Booty

Skateboard Crash in Mid-Air

Lena Disrobes In Her Room

Fastest Booty Shaker EVER

Elton John and Lily Allen Clash at GQ Awards show - UNCUT

Concert Backflip Goes Horribly Wrong

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