FOUNDRY CAMS: Danni Gee and MIKE 13 Gonna Knock You Out

Danni G (or Danni Gee, whichever you prefer) is decked out in one of our old-school FOUNDRYMUSIC T-shirts (torn and tailored to fit, of course), and showing off her multi-colored locks as well as her magnificent body in this brand FOUNDRY CAMS new clip featuring music from our pal MIKE 13, who took time away from LL COOL J to send us some tunes. Thanks to Jon for the editing.



Click it, fool... then haul ass to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Danni Gee LIVE...and Naked... (we mean HER... if you want to get all naked and sloppy, that's your decision)

Bands and labels, if you want YOUR music featued in a FOUNDRY CAMS video, you should send your CDs and press kits to:

FoundryMusic
c/o DFL MEDIA, LLC
PO Box 257
Millington, NJ
07946


Thanks again to MIKE 13 for the tunes.

Ember Reigns Rocks Out with Foundry "What Kills Me"

Busty Beautiful uninhibited Ember Reigns, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos as well as her own hardcore site, took a shine to our latest release, FOUNDRY: Retooled (feat. Rich DeCicco) and the song "What Kills Me" (click the link to download the song now). So much so, that she rolled around naked while singing the song. Hot Girl. Hot song. What else could you ask for (except for her phone number, which we're not giving you)
Thanks to Jon for the editing as always



Click on Ember's outstanding body... if you have regained your motor functions back, and download some FOUNDRY.
When you can see straight again, Go visit Ember Reigns at her official site
...you can also Chat with LIVE on cam

Like we mentioned. No phone number... but we'll give you access to see her totally nekkid... which is even better, because you get exactly what you want. Amiright? Amiright?

Bands and labels, if you want YOUR music featued in a FOUNDRY CAMS video, you should send your CDs and press kits to:

FoundryMusic
c/o DFL MEDIA, LLC
PO Box 257
Millington, NJ
07946


You can pick up Retooled by FOUNDRY at the following online music outlets:
iTunes:


Amazon

Napster

It's everywhere. It's like AIDS. Without the weight loss and death.

YOu can also check out Ember Reigns in these fantastical videos:

Ember Reigns is a Sexy Little Sister
Ember Reigns Licks Her Lollipop
'Next Time Around' with Ember Reigns
Ember Reigns Viorotica, and Gisele Topless Montage
Ember Reigns teases in a tiny bikini


OK, that's all you get for now. Beat it. Scram. Vamos!

don't you have music to purchase?

Gisele Dances Under Black Lights with FOUNDRY

The lovely buxom blond Gisele, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos as well as her own site GOT GISELE, has returned to help us promote Retooled, the new FOUNDRY EP, available at all major online outlets. In the clip, Gisele makes some creative use out of a long shiny black light, while shaking her semi-clothed body to FOUNDRY's "Black Lights, Bright City" (Retooled by Rich DeCicco).
Thanks to Rich for the great remake. Thanks to Jon for the amazing editing, and thanks to Gisele for the rockin' bod.



Click on Gisele's impressive rack, then rock out with some FOUNDRY.
When your jaw stops swinging open, Go visit her at Got Gisele
...you can also Chat with Gisele LIVE on her cam

Bands and labels, if you want YOUR music featued in a FOUNDRY CAMS video, you should send your CDs and press kits to:

FoundryMusic
c/o DFL MEDIA, LLC
PO Box 257
Millington, NJ
07946


You can pick up Retooled by FOUNDRY at the following online music outlets:
iTunes:


Amazon

Napster

It's everywhere. It's like herpes. Without the lip sores.

You can also see Gisele in these videos:

FOUNDRY CAMS: Gisele will never break the Chain
FOUNDRY CAMS: Gisele is The One
FOUNDRY CAMS: Lollipop Girls Rock Out To Framing Hanley
FOUNDRY CAMS: The First Noel - A Cam Girl Christmas Compilation
FOUNDRY CAMS: Gisele Shows off her new F*CK ME shirt and animal print bra



OK, now scram... don't you have music to purchase?

FOUNDRY CAMS: 11 Halloween Hotties set the World On Fire

Boo. Scary.... It's Halloween again (and yes, we needed to be told, because we totally forgot until we say a bunch of kids wandering around in IRON MAN costumes asking for candy). We have something a litle BETTER than Candy for you, friends. we have ELEVEN scantily-clad, costumed cam babes shaking their amazing asses to "World On Fire", the latest from Greek metal outfit FIREWIND, the band that spawned Gus G., who is currently on the road with OZZY OSBOURNE.
Thanks to the always beautiful Wanda, Angelica, Delilah, Layla, Lizzy, Sweet Victoria, Aspen, Femme, Danni G, Nina, and Shanelle for the ASS-tacular videos.
Thanks again to FIREWIND for 'World On Fire'
Thanks to Jon for the editing as always.



Click on those well-placed pasties and give yourself eleven reasons to head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and see what's UNDER the girls' costumes...

Bands and labels, if you want YOUR music featued in a FOUNDRY CAMS video, you should send your CDs and press kits to:

FoundryMusic
c/o DFL MEDIA, LLC
PO Box 257
Millington, NJ
07946


Take a second and grab some FIREWIND online as long as you're clicking away with your free hand:


Of course, you can always snag yourself some FIREWIND over at iTunes


You can also catch Gus G. on tour with OZZY OSBOURNE right now!... so get those tickets, Chester!

Not to be outdone, FIREWIND is playing shows while Gus takes a break from OZZY - get THOSE tickets here!

Let's see, did we cover everything?
1. Halloween? Yup
2. Amazing new video? Yup
3. Firewind and OZZY plugs? eeeYUP.

FOUNDRY CAMS: SOUND OFF with TRAPT and Tattooed Candy

TRAPT has a new album out called No Apologies, a new single Sound Off, and we have a new totally tattooed girl in our FOUNDRY CAMS club named Candy. Of course, we had to get these people together to make an amazing new video.
What you see is amazing compilation of tattoos, tunes, and titilating video, courtest of Candy from FOUNDRY CAMS. Thanks again to TRAPT for the music, and thanks as always to our own Jon for the editing.



Click on Candy's Tattooed Cans...NOW. then head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Candy LIVE...and Naked... (and if YOU want to be naked, that's all on you)

Bands and labels, if you want YOUR music featued in a FOUNDRY CAMS video, you should send your CDs and press kits to:

FoundryMusic
c/o DFL MEDIA, LLC
PO Box 257
Millington, NJ
07946


Thanks again to our buddies in TRAPT for the song Sound Off, which you can pick up online in a number of places:


You can also pick up some TRAPT online at iTunes:


Ok, you officially have no more excuses to keep reading this.
1. Watch Candy'a Video.
2. Chat with Candy LIVE
3. Run, don't walk, and pick up No Apologies from our friends in TRAPT

Got it? Good. We're tired of explaining it.

FOUNDRY CAMS: Time to Burn with Nina

Nina, who you have seen in numerous other FOUNDRY CAMS videos (albeit under different aliases) returns with this incendiary new video. We sent her one of our over-sized FoundryMusic T-shirts, and she promptly hacked it up into a smoking-hot ensemble.

Throw in some music from our friends in PAPA ROACH, who just released Time For Annihilation..On the Record, and On The Road and we have a firey new video.
Thanks to Jon for the editing once again.



Click on Nina's Cleavage to check out her Smokin' Hot Body...and then some.

Of course, once you cool off a little, carry your carcass on over to FOUNDRY CAMS where you can chat with Nina LIVE on cam for hours on end

Bands and labels, if you want YOUR music featued in a FOUNDRY CAMS video, you should send your CDs and press kits to:

FoundryMusic
c/o DFL MEDIA, LLC
PO Box 257
Millington, NJ
07946


Thanks once again to our pals in PAPA ROACH who just released Time For Annihilation..On the Record, and On The Road for letting us have the song "Burn" for this clip:



Wouldn't you know it? You can also download a pile of PAPA ROACH online at iTunes:


Wouldn't you know it? PAPA ROACH is on tour now - Get those tickets, Chester

Also check out The Papa Roach Website for more information on the band...


OK, that's it? Got everything? Awesome. now beat it!

Camerella & Buckcherry Can Go All Night Long On Her Cam

Camerella is a naturally-busty, young, perky, beautiful young lady who has no problem taking her clothes off on her cam. She's also the kind of good sport who has no problem chopping up one of our old-school, over-sized Foundrymusic T-Shirts and turning it into a two-piece outfit. Thanks to Josh, Keith, and our friends in BUCKCHERRY for the song "All Night Long".

Thanks once again to our own Jon for the editing.



Click on Camerella's strategically-placed hand, watch the full-length video, then spend all night long chit-chatting with Camerella online on her cam LIVE!

Bands and labels, if you want YOUR music featued in a FOUNDRY CAMS video, you should send your CDs and press kits to:

FoundryMusic
c/o DFL MEDIA, LLC
PO Box 257
Millington, NJ
07946


Thanks again to Josh Todd, Keith Nelson, and our friends in BUCKCHERRY for giving us "All Night Long", which is available everywhere NOW!



You can also grab some BUCKCHERRY online at iTunes:


And wouldn't you know it? BUCKCHERRY is on tour NOW - so get those tickets! (Hey, they're friends... you help your friends, you know?)

Oh lookee... here's the interview we did with JOSH TODD of BUCKCHERRY back in 2004. See? We go WAAAY back.

OK... let's see if we got everything...
new Camerella video? Check.
Thanks to BUCKCHERRY? Check
BUCKCHERRY on tour? Check!

OK, that's all... resume party!

FOUNDRY CAMS: Breanna Busts Out For PRETTY MAIDS

21 year-old Breanna (aka BreannaRose) makes her FOUNDRY CAMS debut in this eye-popping topless video which features (of course) Breanna, one of our old-school, ripped up FoundryMusic T-shirts, and Breanna's outstanding topless body. You'll never wish you were a tiny white thong more in your life.
Thanks to Danish heavy metal band PRETTY MAIDS for the song "Pandemonium" and thanks be to our own Jon for the editing.



Click on Breanna's ta-tas...watch the full vid...rock out for a while... then once you're all done drooling into a bucket, head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Breanna LIVE on CAM!

Bands and labels, if you want YOUR music featued in a FOUNDRY CAMS video, you should send your CDs and press kits to:

FoundryMusic
c/o DFL MEDIA, LLC
PO Box 257
Millington, NJ
07946


Thanks once again to those nice Danish guys in PRETTY MAIDS for the song "Pandemonium", which is also the title track of their latest album:



You can also Download some PRETTY MAIDS at iTunes:


...and that should be it. video, thanks, comb, keys, money, wallet, rubbers, and change...

Whatcha waiting for? GO watch Breanna's video already!

FOUNDRY CAMS: Emi Loves Her Tattoos & Tequila

Emi, who has been featured in other FOUNDRY CAMS clips, is once again shaking her tattooed tail in tribute to "Tattoos & Tequila" by VINCE NEIL of MOTLEY CRUE. We wanted her to drink Vince Neil's Tres Rios Tequila while she made this clip, but after thinking it through, we realized no one wanted to see a clip of a giggling tattooed chick falling down.
Thanks to VINCE NEIL for the song.
Thanks to our own Jon for the editing.



Click on Emi's very large tattoo, enjoy some Tequila if you'd like, then head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Emi LIVE (try not to get too wasted; you don't want any of that drunk-typing happening)

Bands and labels, if you want YOUR music featued in a FOUNDRY CAMS video, you should send your CDs and press kits to:

FoundryMusic
c/o DFL MEDIA, LLC
PO Box 257
Millington, NJ
07946


Thanks once again to VINCE NEIL for "Tattoos & Tequila" from his latest disc of the same name:

Speaking of which, Vince has a book (almost) by the same title coming out later in September:
Tattoos & Tequila: To Hell and Back with One of Rock's Most Notorious Frontmen

Oh! almost forgot! You can also download Vince Neil and download Mötley Crüe to your heart's content over at iTunes:


Hmm... we get everything? Yeah, that looks to be it...

Get your arse over to FOUNDRY CAMS and hook up with Emi LIVE...on cam...NOW!

FOUNDRY CAMS: Luscious Latina Janelle is EXTREME-ly Spicy

Janelle is a curvy, 23 year-old Latina with exotic green eyes DD-sized breasts, and an ass-tastic hiney that fits perfectly in a tiny thong. We sent Janelle one of our HUGE old-school FoundryMusic T-Shirts, and she wore it for a few seconds, then tossed it aside in favor of fishnet stockings and pink panties. We have ZERO objection to this behavior, and we'll continue to encourage it.
Thanks to our Boston boys in EXTREME for the song "King of the Ladies".
Thanks to our own Jon for the editing.



Click the pic. Rub your...(oh, now that's just not neccessary, is it?) then head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Janelle LIVE (she'll be wearing next-to-nothing. You wear whatever the hell you want, amigo)

Bands and labels, if you want YOUR music featued in a FOUNDRY CAMS video, you should send your CDs and press kits to:

FoundryMusic
c/o DFL MEDIA, LLC
PO Box 257
Millington, NJ
07946


Thanks again to Gary, Nuno, Pat, and Kevin in EXTREME for the song "King of the Ladies", which you can also check out on their latest CD/DVD release Take Us Alive: Boston 2009


You can also download EXTREME to your li'l heart's delight over at iTunes



Got everything? Keys, wallet, lunch money, butt-plug... OK, we're good.

You. Go. Now. Watch video. Scram. Nothing to see here

FOUNDRY CAMS: Danni G Hits You Like a Kick In The Teeth

Danni G (or Danni Gee, whichever you prefer) has shown her fantastic form in FOUNDRY CAMS clips before, but this latest video knocked us on our collective ass. Not only did she do an exceptional job of chopping up a HUGE old-school FoundryMusic T-Shirt into an extraordinary skimpy outfit, but she sent us what could be some of the greatest video we have EVER seen.
Thanks to Danni for the video. Thanks to our pals in PAPA ROACH for the song "Kick in the Teeth" from their upcoming album Time For Annihilation..On the Road, and On The Record. Thanks to Jon for the editing.



Click the pic. Watch the video. Regain composure. then head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Danni Gee LIVE...and Naked... (we mean HER... if you want to, that's your call)

Bands and labels, if you want YOUR music featued in a FOUNDRY CAMS video, you should send your CDs and press kits to:

FoundryMusic
c/o DFL MEDIA, LLC
PO Box 257
Millington, NJ
07946


Thanks again to our friends in PAPA ROACH for "Kick In The Teeth" from their upcoming album Time For Annihilation..On the Road, and On The Record:



You can also download some of that PAPA ROACH stuff at iTunes:



And wouldn't ya know it... PAPA ROACH has upcoming shows - CLICK FOR TICKETS

You can also catch DanniG/Danni Gee in other FOUNDRY CAMS clips:
FOUNDRY CAMS: DanniG is 'Coming Undone' with TANTRIC

FOUNDRY CAMS: Shanelle & DROWNING POOL Turn So Cold

Shanelle, whose blond bombshell body has been featured in quite a few FOUNDRY CAMS videos, has once again tailored one of our over-sized FoundryMusic T-Shirts (with the help of a few shoelaces) and made herself a more appealing ensemble.
Enjoy as she shows off her fantastic figure with the help of some music by our pals in DROWNING POOL, who previously gave us 'Soldiers' for our Tribute to our Military serving overseas.
Thanks to Jon for the editing.



Stare into Shanelle's eyes... only for a moment, then Head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and Chat with Shanelle LIVE...and nekkid (her, not you)

Bands and labels, if you want YOUR music featued in a FOUNDRY CAMS video, you should send your CDs and press kits to:

FoundryMusic
c/o DFL MEDIA, LLC
PO Box 257
Millington, NJ
07946


Thanks again to our friends in DROWNING POOL for "Turn So Cold" off their new self-titled disc:


You can also download some Drowning Pool online at iTunes!


Wouldn't you know it, DROWNING POOL is on tour Now - so get those tickets while you can!

You can see Shanelle in these other fine FOUNDRY CAMS clips:
FOUNDRY CAMS: Do Your Thing with Shanelle
FOUNDRY CAMS: Deck The Halls With Lovely Ladies
FOUNDRY CAMS: Shanelle and Cherry Get Wet with TAKING DAWN

Drunken Street Fighting in Vegas, Bird vs Train, Kim Kardashian's Wax Sculpture, BUCKCHERRY's BP video, RUSH live in New Mexico, New PAPA ROACH video, Lupe Fuentes in the Shower, Carmen in a tiny outfit, Anastasia in a thong

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your hairline. It's called ROGAINE. Go get some.)

What happens in Vegas...might just get your drunken, fighting ass locked up... in Vegas:

book a cheap flight to Vegas, gamble a little... and try not to get arrested.

What's the last thing that went through this bird's mind when he hit the train windshield?

HIS ASS!! Hey-O! *rimshot*.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Kim Kardashian Has the Worst Wax Sculpture Ever (WWTDD)

on the other hand, Kim Kardashian has a halfway-decent Sex Tape You know, the one in which she's getting ass-blasted by Ray J.


Which above-average pop star does this hiney belong to? (Drunken Stepfather)

What's Inside Cocoa Puffs (Asylum)

Rebecca Linares Wants to Show you her Privates...so ta-da! (Freakshow Planet)

Featured Model: Niki (Bullz-Eye)

Linda Blair's 'Exorcist' Character Without the Creepy Satan Voice (URLesque)

15 Inductees Into the Scrappy Athlete Hall of Fame (SportsPickle)

Heather Vandeven is a Soldier. See? She's Got a Hat! (and nothing else) (Dailyniner)

Want to get scared shitless again? Paranormal Activity Part Deux (The Campus Socialite)

Ariel's Nude body makes us re-think our dislike of redheads (z0d)

What to do About a Terrible Sunburn (FunnyCrave)

3D Display Lets you touch a Boob (GammaSquad)

Let’s Put It To Rest: Hotter With Or Without An Eating Disorder (EGOtv)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the only ass you'll ever get is attached to a Peruvian pool boy)

RUSH is on tour now (click for tickets!) and they kicked off their tour in New Mexico the other day:

Do you understand that these guys are pushing SIXTY ...and they still play better than you do? Dayum.

Those generous boys in BUCKCHERRY have released a new song for the BP Oil spill titled "Our World":

you can download the full track at iTunes, and they'll donate the proceeds.

New label, new album, same band... it's PAPA ROACH and they have a new song called "A Kick in the Teeth":

And this is the video for it. Like it? No? Eh, phooey on you.

From Rock to Racks...that old gag

If you haven't seen Sexy Latina Lupe Fuentes, then you should take notice:

She's taking a shower and feeling herself up as she likes to do quite often...and we can't stop looking at her vids.

One of our favorite FOUNDRY CAMS girls...the lovely Carmen from Cam With Carmen has located the tiniest outfit EVER:

and it's just about one step above dental floss. It barely covers her. We can barely contain ourselves. She does WAAAY more here. Click it!

Holy hell. Czech beauty Anastasia Devine can't stop playing with her boobs:

...and if not for that pesky restraining oder, we'd be feeling them up too. Damn.

We have another beautiful busty blond babe shakin' her hiney in a FoundryMusic shirt...

Busty blond beautiful Bobbia makes her FOUNDRY CAMS debut in this clip featuring music by Sweden's CRASHDIET:


CLick Bobbia's Booty, damn you!!

Nice, right? Cam up with Bobbia at FOUNDRY CAMS and try to charm her out of her shorts

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

FOUNDRY CAMS: Bobbia is on a CRASHDIET

Busty blond babe Bobbia shows off her curvy body and her ripped-to-shreds FoundryMusic T-shirt in her FOUNDRY CAMS debut.

Thanks to CRASHDIET for "Generation Wild".

Thanks to Jon for the editing.



At this point, do you really need to be told what to do? JUST CLICK IT ALREADY!

How about that hiney, eh? Go see more of it LIVE and on cam - right NOW only at FOUNDRY CAMS!

Bands and labels, if you want YOUR music featued in a FOUNDRY CAMS video, you should send your CDs and press kits to:

FoundryMusic
c/o DFL MEDIA, LLC
PO Box 257
Millington, NJ
07946


Thanks again to CRASHDIET for the song "Generation Wild"



You can also get some Crashdïet online at iTunes


*and that, as they say... is that*

FOUNDRY CAMS: Carmen Strips to SEVENDUST On Her Cam

Carmen, who you have seen in countless classic FOUNDRY CAMS clips, as well as her own site, CamWithCarmen, was sent one of our oversized FoundryMusic shirts, which she promptly sliced up and made into a bikini top.
She shows off her fantastic Latina body while shaking her ass-tastic hiney to "Unraveling" by our friends in SEVENDUST.
Thanks to Jon for the editing.



CLICK THE PIC TO SEE CARMEN STRIP!

Then, when the feeling returns in your arms and legs... chat with Carmen LIVE, one-on-one!

You can also get hundreds of new photos and videos at Carmen's solo site - CamWithCarmen

Bands and labels, if you want YOUR music featued in a FOUNDRY CAMS video, you should send your CDs and press kits to:

FoundryMusic
c/o DFL MEDIA, LLC
PO Box 257
Millington, NJ
07946


Get some SEVENDUST online at AMAZON:


You can also get some SEVENDUST online at iTunes:


You can see Carmen in some of these other great FOUNDRY CAMS clips:
FOUNDRY CAMS: The First Noel - A Cam Girl Christmas Compilation
FOUNDRY CAMS: Carmen Rocks Out In Her Teddy Bear Shirt
FOUNDRY CAMS: Carmen's Beautiful Busty Body
FOUNDRY CAMS: Carmen Shows Off Her F*CK ME SHIRT
FOUNDRY CAMS: Carmen Shows off her amazing body on webcam

Check out The official SEVENDUST site

FOUNDRY CAMS: Brooke and Sweet Victoria - Stupid Girl

Why do we love sending our ENORMOUS old-school FoundryMusic T-shirts to our lovely FOUNDRY CAMS girls? Because it never ceases to amaze us what the girls can make with a black T-shirt that's three sizes too big.
Brooke and Sweet Victoria, who you have seen in numerous other videos, have tailored their shirts into a makeshift vest and miniskirt, respectively. Neither outfit stays on very long, because... well, why would it?
Thanks to our friends in FRAMING HANLEY for "Stupid Girl".
Thanks to Jon for the editing.
...and of course, thanks to Sweet Victoria and Brooke for the eye candy.

Click on Brooke blond locks, and stare wide-eyed at the screen for a while

Then, once you've regained some sense of composure head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Brooke and Sweet Victoria 1-on-1 now!

Bands and labels, if you want YOUR music featued in a FOUNDRY CAMS video, you should send your CDs and press kits to:

FoundryMusic
c/o DFL MEDIA, LLC
PO Box 257
Millington, NJ
07946

Get some FRAMING HANLEY online at Amazon now:

Or get some FRAMING HANLEY at iTunes:

You can see Sweet Victoria and Brooke in these other FOUNDRY CAMS videos:
FOUNDRY CAMS: Sweet Victoria is Your Kind of Healer (w/ LYNCH MOB)
FOUNDRY CAMS: Sweet Victoria and Brooke are your 'Addiction' (w/ DOPE and ZAKK WYLDE)
FOUNDRY CAMS: Sweet Victoria Rocks Out in her STAY COZY shirt (w/ HADES)

FOUNDRY CAMS: Brooke has Looks, Licks, and a nice set of... (w/ Rob Balducci)
FOUNDRY CAMS: Brooke and Vikki Rock Out To HINDER (w/ HINDER)

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Friday Links: Goat Bagpipe, Frozen hair in Alaska, Mystery Cleavage, Lindsay Lohan Looks...umm, Steve Vai is Awesome, Busty MILF Kandi Kox, Mindy Vega

Your cocky neighbor just left for a weekend in Vegas. but his wife is home alone!:



Opportunity is knocking. You gonna answer the door? See? Doesn't she look LONELY??? Go keep her company!.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

(but your attitude stinks. You need an adjustment...with a hammer)

An older gentleman takes his obsession with blowing goats a little too far:




We hate bagpipes. We despise goats. Blending the two didn't improve that one bit.

Soooo, you wanted to run outside in -12 degree weather soaking wet to see if your hair would freeze?




Congrats, fella. You have frozen hair...and frostbite...and pneumonia.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:





whose slightly-famous homewrecking cleavage is this? (Drunken Stepfather)



Don't think too hard because she's shown those boobs off in nearly every film she's done.





Holy shit. Lindsay looks banged up (WWTDD)



Damn... remember when she used to take her clothes off in movies?.



Interview with "The Most Interesting Man in the World" (Bullz-Eye)



Brendy Leigh is the kind of girl we'd like to lay with...and lay. Get it? (FreakshowPlanet)



The Edible Bacon Candle. Pork Products Meet Mood Lighting (The Bachelor Guy)



Busty Brea Lynn is busting out of her Boulder Holder (z0d)



Hula-Hooping Never Looked So Good (EGO TV)



Izzy Bella is touching her pretty pink spot (Dailyniner)



Meet Some Real Women Who Love Porn With Starlet Bobbi Starr (Asylum)



James Cameron Says Clash Of The Titans Sucks (FilmDrunk)



Press X To Jason: The Game (Heavy)



Mike Rowe Sneaks Dirty Joke into Sesame Street (Today's Big Thing)





I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that you have to seduce mentally challenged young girls in order to get laid. Sad. So so sad)

Why showcase a five month-old video of STEVE VAI?



Because Steve Vai plays guitar better than we do. He's also got a transparent pointy green guitar.

From guitar gods, to "Oh my GOD"...

Busty MILF Kandi Kox is enjoying the luckiest Popsicle EVER:



incidentally, you should see what she did to the lucky fella who came along after she finished the Popsicle.

as long as we're talking breasticles, sexy Czech babe Jannete has 32DD breasts:



and she's not afraid to dangle them around like hefty bags full of pudding...nice image, right?

Now, conversely... Mindy Vega might not have the biggest boobs in the world...



but what she lacks in cup size, she more than makes up for in hotness.

In honor of Carmen's new solo site check out this old school FOUNDRY CAMS video we dug up:







CLICK ON CARMEN's BREASTACULAR BODY... like, umm...now.

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?


We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did



FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing



Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates



be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep



We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.



We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.



We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.



FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.