Friday Opie and Anthony Links: Ricky Gervais, Rich vos, Mike Birbiglia, New Boobs on RateMyWOW, Jim Norton in Boston tonight, INTERNS Needed, Re-Mak

Listen to Today's OPIE & ANTHONY Show on AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST).

Thank F-ing God it's Friday, because the Opie and Anthony Radio Fart Marathon is ready for the weekend, as we're sure you are too.

Today on the POgram, old meat bosoms himself Jim Norton is in Boston performing at the Wilbur Theater (click to get your tickets...there's still a handful left!), so we welcome back our MENSA card-carrying buddy Rich Vos to the POgram.

We'll also be checking in with our buddy Ricky Gervais (and if you haven't read Ricky's Blog yet, then we suggest you do so before we send an unruly Brazilian transvestite to kick your ass.

We're also going to be hanging with the one and only Mike Birbiglia, whose one-man show Sleepwalk with Me is at the Bleeker Street Theater in New York City.

We may also hear from our British buddy from across the pond Russell Brand (he's been in a few papers lately, you know).

Lucky us... our spoiled, fat asses are being treated to breakfast from the incredible Ruth's Chris Steakhouse in Weehawken, NJ (if you ever want to impress your girl, take her here. She may actually give up the balloon knot for you), so while you're being entertained, we'll be smelling one another's filet mignon and omelette farts.

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks once again to our west coast buddies Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is always gathering content for his site Load My Mouth (NSFW) and shooting for the latest video in the Hookers and Blow series (classy, right?), we have some lovely boobs for you to slap happy to courtesy of adult starlets Sabrina Sweet and Codi Madison...



RateMyWOW: Sabrina Sweet

RateMyWOW: Codi Madison

(Ladies, submit YOUR photos today to RateMyWOW, but remember... no 'WOW' in the photo = Not Getting On The website)

INTERNS NEEDED: Hey boys and girls! How'd you like to INTERN for the Opie and Anthony Radio Show? You'll be fetching coffee, bagels, and other assorted goodies. You'll most likely be tooled on in front of an international audience as well. APPLY TO BE AN INTERN ONLINE NOW (college credit required)

Jim Norton 'I Hate Your Guts' Promotional video: Our pal, Jimmy Norton enlisted the help of a shirtless, baby bonnet-wearing Big A to help sell his new book. Watch the Promotional Video for 'I Hate Your Guts' Now!

(Jim Norton's new book is out, and YOU can help make it a bestseller...so if you don't have it yet...go order JIMMY NORTON's NEW BOOK!)

Jim Norton's New Book - 'I HATE YOUR GUTS': Our shorn-headed compatriot Jim Norton has completed a new book. The book is titled I Hate Your Guts, and it's on sale now. You can order your copy online, so you don't have to venture out into the real world and deal with those pesky 'other people':



CLICK THE IMAGE ABOVE TO ORDER 'I HATE YOUR GUTS' NOW

Our shorn-head, mushy-breasted compatriot Jim Norton will be going to Los Angeles on December 12th and 13th to do some comedy out at the Viper Room (click for tickets), but he's got a ton of shows coming up. Visit Jim's Myspace Page for a full list of his upcoming dates.



Jim is also going to be in Las Vegas in late November at Caesars Palace, so Get Tickets Online Now.

(and now we segue into some egomaniacal, unrelated, self-serving crapola...)

Re-Make "Pendulum" by FOUNDRY Contest: Attention all musicians, bands, audiophiles, and production geeks! We want YOU to re-make the 1997 classic, catchy, amazing song from FOUNDRY titled "Pendulum". The best entries will get to perform their songs live and get national exposure for their music ALL DETAILS ARE ONLINE HERE (all the really great ones get posted online...or maybe even made into videos...see below)

(Speaking of FOUNDRY, check out who's rockin' the Pendulum!)

Sporting a frilly pink dress, fishnet stockings and a FoundryMusic F*CK ME shirt (click to get yours!), sexy, blond, blue-eyed Dahlia from FOUNDRY CAMS shakes her magnificent body to "Pendulum", originally recorded by FOUNDRY in 1997, and re-recorded by Rick Decicco.






CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH DAHLIA's ASS SWING BACK THE OTHER WAY... you know, like a Pendulum...

(...and if watching our girl shake her ass ...like a Pendulum... for a few minutes has got you feeling affectionate...Well, there's a place JUST FOR YOU guys and girls).

That 'cheating website' you keep hearing ads for: We're talking about Ashley Madison...the place you go if you want to cheat... discreetly (right, because so many people want to do it overtly...sheesh)... it's the dating service that caters to married men and women. You know, the one who can't get their ads played on certain cable channels? Now you know. Go investigate.

Put down that can of Chef Boyardee and pay attention to what's in the MEDIA SECTION, because you're going to see some serious shit, including:



Charlotte Church and Amy Winehouse sing "Beat It"

Jana Defi Big Boob Montage

Banana Deep Throat Contest at Night Club

Mirta Strips Out of Her Pink Dress

First Baptist Church Aenior Adult Choir: singing Eminem and Chamillionaire

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