Thursday Links: Stewardess Affair and the Dancing Bear, Ass on Fire, Link Love, CHICKENFOOT live, WHITESNAKE guitar duel, New OZZY Guitarist, Jana Defi, Hannah Hilton, and Ivy Black

After a long flight, don't you just want to curl up with a stewardess? Married Shmarried. You're thousands of miles away.

This sexy sleeping stewardess is brought to you by the people that encourage affairs with sexy stewardesses. Have some peanuts then have some sex.

Speaking of affairs with people you just met, how well do you think your girl knew The Dancing Bear before he bent her over the couch?

We're guessing about 20 minutes and four martinis went into that courtship.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Say Chester, your ass is on fire...

Just kidding! We don't really know his name.

That's Not-So Terrible:
(But the way you kiss the boss's ass is, so pucker up, buttercup.)

Milla Jovovich Naked In MAXIM (Drunken Stepfather)... and Milla Jovovich Naked in Everything Else

Cindy Velman is looking Swell, man. (z0d)

The Top 10 New Places to Meet Women (Bullz-Eye)

Liza and Marcella Bisexual Milk Drinking (Daily Niner)

The Dolphins cheerleaders unveiled their Calendar (BallHype)

Kimberly Rogers' Neighborhood... Fred Rogers, eat your heart out! (Freakshow Planet)

What Happened to the Original Power Rangers (Ice Ice Babies)

Spinoffs to old Nickelodeon shows that should have happened (GadJunk)

The 7 Most Obnoxious Chains Ever (Street Level)

5 PBS Hosts Who Need Their Own Movie (Screen Junkies)

How To Be A Millionaire Rock Star (Made Man)

Top 5: Political Campaign Mistakes (Politicus)

Twelve Truly Twisted Flicks (Gunaxin)

I'M SORRY:
(So sorry that you have nothing to offer women other than awful breath and a receeding hairline)

This sexy busty Czech with the 32G-Cups is Jana Defi:

...and she plays pool topless, so there's a really good chance she'll kick your ass.

This blue-eyed blond beauty is Hannah Hilton...

And she's about to be 'sans-bikini', which is the fancy way of saying 'nekkid'.

From boobs, we move to bands...and CHICKENFOOT:

Misters Hagar, Satriani, Anthony, and Smith blew the roof off the Myth in Maplewood, Minnesota.

Speaking of bands, we got wind of who OZZY OSBOURNE is bringing on board to replace ZAKK WYLDE...check it!

Who doesn't love a good, old-fashioned guitar duel? WHITESNAKE guitarists Reb Beach and Doug Aldrich went at it in Belgium:

Rawk, fuckers.

Aaaand we move BACK to boobs with petite, 4'11" Ivy Black, who is slipping out of her black dress:

of course, what Ivy does AFTERWARDS is even more entertaining.

(and now to recap... you know, for the retards in the room. US included.)

Enjoy some time off from nailing your married neighbor and lookee what we added to the MEDIA SECTION:

WHITESNAKE: Reb Beach and Doug Aldrich Guitar Duel in Brussels
Jana Defi Plays Pool Topless
CHICKENFOOT: 'Oh Yeah' LIVE in Minnesota
Ivy Black Slips Out of her Black Dress
Ass On Fire Prank
Hannah Hilton Peels off her Pink Bikini and Loves Touching Herself

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