Tuesday Links: Geeky Love Affair and the Dancing Bear, Drunk German Guy, New Boobs On RateMyWOW, WOLFMAN trailer, OZZY live at BlizzCon, Blond Babes Tailor James, Kendra Ivy, and Ember Reigns

That geeky girl in the cubicle next to you might be married, but she needs love too.

This sexy geeky girl is brought to you by the people who encourage affairs with sexy geeky girls. You'd be surprised at all the filthy stuff they're into.

Don't wait too long though, because The Dancing Bear will scoop her up.

and once THAT happens, there's NO going back.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Saaay, that German guy is drunk. Don't pour water in his ear!

Oh screw it, it's not like he's going to remember. Silly German guy.

NEW BOOBS ON RATEMYWOW: Thanks again to our west coast filth-mongers Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is always shooting content for SHE IS HALF MY AGE, we have some lovely new bosoms up on RateMyWOW to share with you courtesy of adult starlet Chloe Canuck:

RateMyWOW: CHLOE CANUCK

That's Not-So Terrible:
(But your stank-ass alcoholic breath is, so grab a mint, stinky.)

Carmen Electra Looking Chunky in a Bikini (Drunken Stepfather) - then of course, there's Carmen Electra Looking amazing in NOTHING at all

Jessica Joy is Just Outstanding (z0d)

Movie Review: Inglorious Basterds (Bullz-Eye)

Taylor Page will give you a raging... well, you know. (Daily Niner)

Ten Memorable Movie Pimps (Gunaxin)

Blond Beauty Tommie Jo is a Girl Next Door. Not to us, but someone (Freakshow Planet)

10 of the best one-punch knockouts of all-time (Epic Carnival)

13 Great Things About Having a Small Penis (Asylum)

Who Is Hotter? - MMA Edition Winner (TastyBooze)

Mercedes SLS Gullwing AMG Supercar/a> (the Bachelor Guy)

1Stefania Fernandez is Miss Universe 2009 (CraveOnline)

Woody Harrelson and the Teen Prostitute (Film Drunk)

I'M SORRY:
(So sorry that you have nothing to offer women other than awful breath and a receeding hairline)

Beautiful blond Canadian Tailor James can't keep her clothes on:

and that's not necessarily a BAD thing, you know?

20 year-old Kendra Ivy wants to be a couples counselor when she gets out of school:

Counseling couples by distracting them with her boobs sounds like a noble career.

From Boobs, we move to bands and the one and only OZZY OSBOURNE:

Ozzy debuted with his new guitarist, Gus G. from FIREWIND, who takes over for Zakk Wylde.

Heavy Metal and horror films go together like...umm, bullets and guns (to quote 'The Lost Boys'...blech), so here's the trailer for The WOLFMAN:

Anthony Hopkins in another classic horror film re-tooling? You don't say...

Aaaaand back to boobies with the lovely, boob-tastic Ember Reigns:

You've seen Ember in plenty of FOUNDRY CAMS videos, and now she has her very own hardcore site Hats off to you, Miss Ember.

Speaking of the FOUNDRY CAMS girls, here's Maiya, Cameron, Delilah, Vikki, Nyli, Brooke, Xesca, Coco, Sweet Victoria, and Paige and their amazing asses in this booty-shaking compilation:

CLICK ON THE WHOOTY, DAMMIT!

(and now to recap... you know, for the slowpokes in the room. US included.)

Take a breather from screwing your neighbor and check what we added to the MEDIA SECTION:

OZZY OSBOURNE: 'I Don't Wanna Change the World' LIVE at Blizzcon 2009
Tailor James Exposes Her Perfect Body
Trying to Wake The Drunk German Guy
Kendra Ivy Nude PLAYBOY photo shoot
Hot Air Balloon Breaks Through Barricade
Ember Reigns Teases In A Tiny Bikini
THE WOLFMAN - Trailer
Jessica Jaymes is Finger-Licking Good

 

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