Wednesday Links: Torrid affairs and Dancing Bears, Blagojevich Sings, Lots of Linkage, OZZY and CAMP FREDDY, Keith Urban gets Pranked, Jenni's Secret and Merilyn Sekova's Boobs

In honor of hump day, why not hump youur neighbor? SO WHAT if he/she is wearing a ring?



This scantily clad woman having an after-sex smoke is brought to you by the people that encourage torrid affairs. They're a proud organization.

Speaking of torrid affairs, The Dancing Bear had your woman last night.



You can't possibly think it takes her THAT long to get gas, right?

THAT's TERRIBLE:

How did Rod Blagojevich become a celebrity?




Oh that's right, because we're a nation of illiterates who embraces anyone who gets his/her name in print. No matter for what reason.

That's Not-So Terrible:

(But the way you kiss the boss's ass is, so pucker up, buttercup.)



Paulina Poriskova is a hot MILF (Drunken Stepfather)



Kristzina Banx is Banx-able. Get it? (z0d)



2009 Fantasy Football Preview (Bullz-Eye)



Blair Lindsey is Blond and Buxom and Bare-Bottomed (Daily Niner)



Sarah Harding In St Trinian’s Style Leather Hotpants (DJMICK)



Busty Babe Megan Jones Drops Her Bikini (Freakshow Planet)



In Memoriam: The Arena Football League (Epic Carnival)



How To Break In Running Shoes (With Contest) (Illuminati)



Then and Now - Paula Abdul (Ice Ice Babies)



3 Ways To Survive The Financial Apocalypse (atom)



Megan Fox at the Teen Choice Awards (Crave Online)



Jessica Mitchell Shows Some Leg (Don Chavez)



Sam Hornish jr. and Jeff Gordon MAJOR Crash NASCAR (All Left Turns)

I'M SORRY:

(So sorry that you have nothing to offer women other than awful breath and a receeding hairline)

These Smooshed Boobs belong to Merilyn Sakova:



There's nothing like a Ukrainian babe with 32G boobs...except for maybe two of them.

if we didn't crop the hell out of this photo of Briana Lee...



We'd NEVER be able to show it to you. Yes, it's THAT dirty.

From boobs, we move to bands...and OZZY OSBOURNE:



Ozzy hit the stage at the House of Blues with CAMP FREDDY for a version of "Iron Man".

This is a tad off-genre for us, but it kind-of fits TAYLOR SWIFT pranked KEITH URBAN in Kansas City:



She was in full KISS MAKEUP, so we gave it a mention.

Aaaand we move BACK to boobs with Jenni and Petra taking a Shower... in full makeup, no less:



There's a lot more ass-rubbing in the full video at Jenni's Secrets. You know how much you love ass rubbing.

(and now to recap... you know, for the retards in the room. US included.)

Enjoy some time off from nailing your married neighbor and lookee what we added to the MEDIA SECTION:



Rod Blagojevich Sings 'Treat Me Nice' in Chicago

Jenni and Petra Wash each other in the shower

OZZY OSBOURNE and CAMP FREDDY: 'Iron Man' LIVE at the House Of Blues in Hollywood

Briana Lee Feels Herself Up In The Bathroom

Rubber Band Machine Gun

Busty Merilyn Sakova in a Tight Black Thong

Taylor Swift Pranks Keith Urban with KISS Tribute

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