Friday Links: Girls Kissing under Mistletoe, Old ladies and Ice Cream, ALICE IN CHAINS live in Italy, Lana Lopez, Michelle Monaghan, Chintia Flowers

This holiday season, hang some mistletoe. you might get lucky and see some girls kissing...

and if you need to find some ladies maybe you get find a few married women who are repressed. There's more of them than you'd think.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

After seeing this ad, you will NEVER want to eat ice cream again:

Old ladies trying to be sexy = Never good.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(Your face, on the other hand, is awful. Remove it. With a Shotgun.)

Halle Berry's Ass in black jeans
(Drunken Stepfather)
However... watching HALLE BERRY get bent over and banged isn't too bad either.

Madison Scott in Red...what is that, velvet? Beauuutiful! (z0d)

Bullz-Eye's Not-Quite-Infinite Playlist ...for your iPod (Bullz-Eye)

Meggan Mallone has really Massive...Personality...and juciy boobs too (Daily Niner)

Tiger Woods Soul Jam Remix Something (With Leather)

Shay Laren Shouldn't Be allowed to Show her boobs... cuz they're so damn big and juicy. (FreakshowPlanet)

20 Funniest Church Signs Of all Time (ManOFest)

If The Bible Were Magazines (College Humor)

Top 10 NFL Players with Dreads (Gunaxin)

Rascal The World's Ugliest Singing Dog

How To Drop The Kids Off At The Pool (Comedy)

Actual Wedding Reenactment: Kneel Before Zod Or Forever Hold Your Peace (GammaSquad)

The Tiger Woods "Sext" Generator (atom)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your family won't be seeing much of you this holiday season. It's a shame they won't tell you where they live)

This stunning super-hot Latina babe from Twistys is Lana Lopez:

She's playing with her hose... giving a lube job. Puns suck, don't they?

What makes a friendly game of pool A LOT more friendly?

BREAST MASSAGE! Thanks to DDF Babes Michelle Monaghan & Chintia Flowers

From big busts to big bands, it's ALICE IN CHAINS (get your tickets now) live in Milan:

That's "Black Gives Way To Blue" (acoustic version)... Catch ALICE IN CHAINS on tour now!

Our busty blond friend Ember Reigns, who you have seen in several FOUNDRY CAMS videos sent us a new goodie:

Ember is enjoying a lucky lucky lollipop...and she does A LOT more.

Speaking of Ember Reigns, let's promote her shaking ass to MR. BIG one more time:

CLICK ON EMBER & HER SUCKER... NOW!
(and now to recap... because we forget shit almost as easy as you do)

Finish up making the sexy time with a sophisticated older woman, and head over to the MEDIA SECTION, and check out what we added:

Screaming Woman on Roller Coaster
Ember Reigns Licks Her Lollipop
ALICE IN CHAINS Black Gives Way To Blue LIVE in Italy
Michelle Monaghan & Chintia Flowers Playing a friendly Game of Pool
Science World: Ice creamy goodness
Lana Lopez Plays With Her Hose

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