Friday Links: Holiday Cookies and MILFs, New Boobs On RateMyWOW, Courtroom Outburst, Gang Brawl Caught On Video, BIOHAZARD live in Moscow, Lindsay Marie and Capri Anderson are naked.

The neighbor's wife is baking Christmas cookies...

Oddly enough, they're not for your neighbor. Hit that shit, yo! Have a holiday affair!

and if you're too much of a wuss to make a move, then the Dancing Bear will step up to the plate.

He loves cookies...AND he loves your neighbor's wife.

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks again to our pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is constantly shooting content for COVER MY FACE and SHE IS HALF MY AGE (so very not-safe-for-work), we were able to add new bosoms to RateMyWOW today courtesy of adult starlets Rhianna Samuel and Lexxis Brown:

RateMyWOW: RHIANNA SAMUEL
RateMyWOW: LEXXIS BROWN

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Normally, handcuffs leg restraints are enough to stop criminals from freaking out in court:

Not this Time.

A minor dispute broke out at night in Santa Monica:

Thankfully, it was resolved peacefully. Oh wait, no. Wrong clip. This was a huge brawl with a lot of screaming black dudes.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(Your, on the other hand, have the emotional maturity of the 3 year-old. Grow up, fella)

Katie Price is Subtle...reeeeal subtle.
(Drunken Stepfather)

Jenna Nickol is crawling on a very lucky couch (z0d)

End of Decade Sports Review (Bullz-Eye)

Danielle Richardson Breaks out of her black bikini (Daily Niner)

All Nighter III - Trailer (College Humor)

Kateriny Stankove has a Strange Name... but an Amazing Body (FreakshowPlanet)

Tim Tebow Cried for Our Sins [Pic/T-Shirt] (Buster Sports)

The Morgan Freeman Chain Of Command (Maxim)

Tiger's Caddy Knows 'Nothing' (With Leather)

Snooki Punch: The Back Story (Warming Glow)

'Return Of the Jedi' Could have Been a David Lynch Film (Gamma Squad)

Annoying Asshole To Make Awful Movie (Heavy)

5 Holiday Gift Ideas to Help Defeat the Aliens Who Are Here to Destroy Us (FunnyCrave)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your bridge burning skills could land you a good job as an arsonist)

Every time Lindsay Marie speaks or plays the piano, we want to strangle puppies:

Thank GOD she gets naked fast and feels herself up...otherwise we'd be surrounded by dead puppies.

This sexy young brunette is Capri Anderson and she doesn't like tight, constraining glasses:

Needless to say, she pulls them off fast...and that's not ALL she does...WOW.

Evan Seinfeld and Tera Patrick aren't together anymore. BIOHAZARD is back together and touring:

They're doing PANTERA' "Mouth For War" LIVE in Moscow. Rawk.

We sent our FOUNDRY CAMS girl Danni G one of our old-school FoundryMusic shirts, which she appropriately sliced up and made into a tube top. TANTRIC sent us the song "Coming Undone".
What you'll see next is three minutes of footage that will leave you slack-jawed and most likely pants-less.

CLICK ON DANNI AND WATCH HER...DANCE... yeah, that's it...then chat with her LIVE at FOUNDRY CAMS

(and now to recap... because we forget shit almost as easy as you do)

Finish up making the sexy time with a sophisticated older woman, and head over to the MEDIA SECTION, and check out what we added:

Dominno Yanks off her Yellow Shirt
Huge Street Fight In Los Angeles
Lindsay Marie is playing the Piano and with Herself
Slaying Suspect Restrained After Courtroom Outburst
Capri Anderson Rips Off Her Red Bra
BIOHAZARD covers PANTERA's Mouth For War LIVE in Moscow

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