Tuesday Links: Turkish Car vs. Tree, Bad Bulgarian Driver, MEGADETH surprise at NAMM, SLIPKNOT, SLAYER do KISS at NAMM, Rachel Aldana, Audrey Bitoni,

Happy Tuesday, boys and girls! Are you ready for some F U N?

Eh, go somewhere else. Meet a married friend to have some fun with.



See? It's all in good fun. Have an affair, whydontcha?

THAT's TERRIBLE:

A Turkish driver loses control and hits a very obvious...tree.




Kind of hard to miss... you know, being a tree and all.

As long as we're talking bad drivers... here's one from Bulgaria:




His license plate says 'WTF'...how appropriate.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(but your sour puss is. How's about removing it with a kitchen knife?)





NBC is run by retards (WWTDD)





Saaay, whose cleavage is this?(Drunken Stepfather)



Here's a hint: She's had a lot of work done and she's made a homemade sex tape.



Heather Carolin makes us re-think our dislike of redheads (z0d)



Kagney Linn Karter. Long-ass name. Short-as-hell dress. NOICE. (Daily Niner)



Five Great Veridian Dynamics Commercials (Dave and Thomas)



Smokin' Hot Sandee Westgate has an Amazing Smile...and set of boobs (FreakshowPlanet)



Top 99 Most Desirable Women of 2010 (Ask Men)



Movie Review: Pandorum (Gunaxin)



The Daily Conan (Warming Glow)



5 Things We Hate About Megan Fox (FunnyCrave)



The 20 Worst Parenting Fails (Heavy)

I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that you think your grudge-holding skills could win you a Nobel Prize. If the Swedes gave those out, that is.)

Busty British brunette Rachel Aldana busts out of her black blouse:



It's kind of constricting... and her Double-J cups need to breathe.

Sexy young brunette Audrey Bitoni is getting naked...fast:



She winds up getting very cozy with a very lucky vibrator...after the jump, of course.

Three of the four guys in MEGADETH performed at NAMM:



'Twas a surprise midnight performance at NAMM Jam. Where's Chris Broderick? Eh, we dunno.

Keeping with the NAMM thing, here's Corey Taylor from SLIPKNOT and a few other guys on stage doing "Deuce":



You know, the one by KISS? Yeah, that one.

aaand back to the sexy with Sweet Krissy, who has apparently joined the Army:



She's wearing khakis after all... buuuut she's not wearing them for long...*droool*.

Blond, BISEXUAL Lizzy from FOUNDRY CAMS has a lot of tattoos. That's an understatement. Thanks to our buds in SwampDaWamp for giving us the song "Lady".






CLICK ON THOSE TATTOOED TA-TA's!

Chill a bit and think about seducing the lonely cougar down the road, and review the fun stuff in the MEDIA SECTION, including:



SLAYER and SLIPKNOT members perform 'Deuce' LIVE at NAMM Jam

CCTV: Turkish Driver Loses Control and Hits Tree

Rachel Aldana Busts Out Of Her Black Blouse

Caught on Video: Drunk Driver in Bulgaria slams into Car

Audrey Bitoni Living Room Striptease

MEGADETH: 'Symphony Of Destruction' LIVE at NAMM

Sweet Krissy the Sexy Army Girl

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