Monday Links: Frat Boy Bottle Smash, American Idol contestant dragged out, Phil Collen plays HENDRIX live at NAMM, New Foundry Cams video, Erica Campbell and Lorna Morgan topless

Have a fun weekend, did ya?
Spend it with a married friend, did ya?

When your home life is making you miserable... Spend quality time with someone else's spouse.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Go on, audition for American Idol...

When you get booted, try not to get hauled out by security...

Rule #88 in the Frat-boy handbook:

If at first, you don't smash a bottle over you buddy's head...try try again.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(but your incessant bitching is getting old. Grow up, ya whiny bitch.)

Angelina is tearing her family apart (not literally) (WWTDD)

Angelina Jolie is tearing her clothes off (literally)

Jennifer Hudson looks like Grimace in a swimsuit (Drunken Stepfather)

Hot Girls Getting Pranked (College Humor)

2010 Bikini Model Search (Bullz-Eye)

Audrey and Nikki are getting very friendly in the tub (z0d)

Sundance Film Festival Review: Ryan Reynolds' 'Buried' Is Faux-Artsy Torture Porn (FilmDrunk)

Tiffany Tyler is Taking of her Tie...ler (Daily Niner)

Top Ten Signs She's a Bitch (Ask Men)

Holy Hell...Hanna Hilton is HOT (FreakshowPlanet)

Christina Hendricks at the SAG awards (Don Chavez)

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley: World’s Sexiest Australian? (COED Magazine)

Heidi Montag Plastic Surgery Timeline (HEAVY)

The 7 Biggest Facebook Taboos (Guyism)

Asylum Counts Down the Most Exposed Women of the Past Decade (Asylum)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your an expert marksman in shooting yourself in the foot. Well done!)

Phil Collen from DEF LEPPARD ripped through a cover of JIMI HENDRIX's "Fire" at NAMM:

The band is taking a li'l break before ramping up a new album, so expect the individual members to be popping up randomly.

Sure busty Erica Campbell found God and gout out of the adult biz:

but there's still plenty of footage of her getting naked of touching herself.

Speaking of large-bosomed ladies, heavy-breasted Lorna Morgan can't keep her shirt on

Those are 36HH-sized funbags, fells. enjoy some NOW!

Our FOUNDRY CAMS girl Shanelle took the oversized FoundryMusic T-Shirts we sent her, chopped them up, and made a breastacular outfit AND video.

Click on Shanelle...and do your thing!

Kick back, open up a beverage and figure out how you're going to charm the pants off the lonely cougar next door, and review the fun stuff in the MEDIA SECTION, including:

American Idol Contestant Taken Out In Handcuffs
Erica Campbell Naked in the Backyard
DEF LEPPARD's Phil Collen performs "Fire" by JIMI HENDRIX at NAMM
Lorna Morgan unleashes her 36HH Funbags in public
Beer Bottle Smashed over Frat Boy's Head - Twice
FOUNDRY CAMS: Do Your Thing with Shanelle

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Monday Links: Frat Boy Bottle Smash, American Idol contestant dragged out, Phil Collen plays HENDRIX live at NAMM, New Foundry Cams video, Erica Campb

Have a fun weekend, did ya?

Spend it with a married friend, did ya?



When your home life is making you miserable... Spend quality time with someone else's spouse.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Go on, audition for American Idol...




When you get booted, try not to get hauled out by security...

Rule #88 in the Frat-boy handbook:




If at first, you don't smash a bottle over you buddy's head...try try again.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(but your incessant bitching is getting old. Grow up, ya whiny bitch.)





Angelina is tearing her family apart (not literally) (WWTDD)



Angelina Jolie is tearing her clothes off (literally)





Jennifer Hudson looks like Grimace in a swimsuit (Drunken Stepfather)



Hot Girls Getting Pranked (College Humor)



2010 Bikini Model Search (Bullz-Eye)



Audrey and Nikki are getting very friendly in the tub (z0d)



Sundance Film Festival Review: Ryan Reynolds' 'Buried' Is Faux-Artsy Torture Porn (FilmDrunk)



Tiffany Tyler is Taking of her Tie...ler (Daily Niner)



Top Ten Signs She's a Bitch (Ask Men)



Holy Hell...Hanna Hilton is HOT (FreakshowPlanet)



Christina Hendricks at the SAG awards (Don Chavez)



Rosie Huntington-Whiteley: World’s Sexiest Australian? (COED Magazine)



Heidi Montag Plastic Surgery Timeline (HEAVY)



The 7 Biggest Facebook Taboos (Guyism)



Asylum Counts Down the Most Exposed Women of the Past Decade (Asylum)

I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that your an expert marksman in shooting yourself in the foot. Well done!)

Phil Collen from DEF LEPPARD ripped through a cover of JIMI HENDRIX's "Fire" at NAMM:



The band is taking a li'l break before ramping up a new album, so expect the individual members to be popping up randomly.

Sure busty Erica Campbell found God and gout out of the adult biz:



but there's still plenty of footage of her getting naked of touching herself.

Speaking of large-bosomed ladies, heavy-breasted Lorna Morgan can't keep her shirt on



Those are 36HH-sized funbags, fells. enjoy some NOW!

Our FOUNDRY CAMS girl Shanelle took the oversized FoundryMusic T-Shirts we sent her, chopped them up, and made a breastacular outfit AND video.






Click on Shanelle...and do your thing!

Kick back, open up a beverage and figure out how you're going to charm the pants off the lonely cougar next door, and review the fun stuff in the MEDIA SECTION, including:



American Idol Contestant Taken Out In Handcuffs

Erica Campbell Naked in the Backyard

DEF LEPPARD's Phil Collen performs "Fire" by JIMI HENDRIX at NAMM

Lorna Morgan unleashes her 36HH Funbags in public

Beer Bottle Smashed over Frat Boy's Head - Twice

FOUNDRY CAMS: Do Your Thing with Shanelle

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?


FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing



Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates



be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep



We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.



We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.



We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.



FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Tuesday Links: Turkish Car vs. Tree, Bad Bulgarian Driver, MEGADETH surprise at NAMM, SLIPKNOT, SLAYER do KISS at NAMM, Rachel Aldana, Audrey Bitoni,

Happy Tuesday, boys and girls! Are you ready for some F U N?

Eh, go somewhere else. Meet a married friend to have some fun with.



See? It's all in good fun. Have an affair, whydontcha?

THAT's TERRIBLE:

A Turkish driver loses control and hits a very obvious...tree.




Kind of hard to miss... you know, being a tree and all.

As long as we're talking bad drivers... here's one from Bulgaria:




His license plate says 'WTF'...how appropriate.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(but your sour puss is. How's about removing it with a kitchen knife?)





NBC is run by retards (WWTDD)





Saaay, whose cleavage is this?(Drunken Stepfather)



Here's a hint: She's had a lot of work done and she's made a homemade sex tape.



Heather Carolin makes us re-think our dislike of redheads (z0d)



Kagney Linn Karter. Long-ass name. Short-as-hell dress. NOICE. (Daily Niner)



Five Great Veridian Dynamics Commercials (Dave and Thomas)



Smokin' Hot Sandee Westgate has an Amazing Smile...and set of boobs (FreakshowPlanet)



Top 99 Most Desirable Women of 2010 (Ask Men)



Movie Review: Pandorum (Gunaxin)



The Daily Conan (Warming Glow)



5 Things We Hate About Megan Fox (FunnyCrave)



The 20 Worst Parenting Fails (Heavy)

I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that you think your grudge-holding skills could win you a Nobel Prize. If the Swedes gave those out, that is.)

Busty British brunette Rachel Aldana busts out of her black blouse:



It's kind of constricting... and her Double-J cups need to breathe.

Sexy young brunette Audrey Bitoni is getting naked...fast:



She winds up getting very cozy with a very lucky vibrator...after the jump, of course.

Three of the four guys in MEGADETH performed at NAMM:



'Twas a surprise midnight performance at NAMM Jam. Where's Chris Broderick? Eh, we dunno.

Keeping with the NAMM thing, here's Corey Taylor from SLIPKNOT and a few other guys on stage doing "Deuce":



You know, the one by KISS? Yeah, that one.

aaand back to the sexy with Sweet Krissy, who has apparently joined the Army:



She's wearing khakis after all... buuuut she's not wearing them for long...*droool*.

Blond, BISEXUAL Lizzy from FOUNDRY CAMS has a lot of tattoos. That's an understatement. Thanks to our buds in SwampDaWamp for giving us the song "Lady".






CLICK ON THOSE TATTOOED TA-TA's!

Chill a bit and think about seducing the lonely cougar down the road, and review the fun stuff in the MEDIA SECTION, including:



SLAYER and SLIPKNOT members perform 'Deuce' LIVE at NAMM Jam

CCTV: Turkish Driver Loses Control and Hits Tree

Rachel Aldana Busts Out Of Her Black Blouse

Caught on Video: Drunk Driver in Bulgaria slams into Car

Audrey Bitoni Living Room Striptease

MEGADETH: 'Symphony Of Destruction' LIVE at NAMM

Sweet Krissy the Sexy Army Girl

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?


FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing



Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates



be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep



We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.



We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.



We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.



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Monday Links: MLK Day Madness, Exploding Wine Box, Night Ranger and All Star NAMM Jam, Golden Globes Hilarity, Carmella Bing and Sasha Cane

It's MLK Day and we're doing exactly what the good doctor would have wanted. We think.

It's Just what you were waiting for Bam Margera and Gina Lynn. Together. At. Last.



Get 'FantASStic Whores 4' now...classy, right?

Read up on all of our ass-tastic reviews - online in the SHOP section. We'll be adding up more every day!



THAT's TERRIBLE:

A box of wine is a fancy beverage for fancy people. What happens when you put one in a cheap Microwave oven?




Don't buy a Microwave and DON'T blow shit up in it. That's just silly.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(but your sour puss is. How's about removing it with a kitchen knife?)





Which award-winning actress hit the Golden Globes looking like Bigfoot in a dress? (WWTDD)




Mischa Barton has a new gig
(Drunken Stepfather)



who wants to see Mischa Barton's ta-ta's?!?! *raises hand*



Bryleigh Rayne is trying to play shy. It's not working (z0d)





Girl Next Door: Cristy Mendevil (Bullz-Eye)



Georgia and Jana are touching tongues...and that's not all! (Daily Niner)



The Women of 24...All of them (FunnyCrave)



Veronica Saint...is no saint. We just thought of that. (FreakshowPlanet)



Hoops for Haiti Raises over $1 Million for Charity (Buster Sports)



Umbrellas, Tyson, and Blue People: The 2010 Golden Globe (Yep Yep)



Mariah Carey's Cleavage would not be denied (Don Chavez)



The 10 Dumbest Things Billy Bush Said Last Night at the Golden Globes (FilmDrunk)



15 Rock Stars that Went Off the Deep End (Fork Party)

I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that you think your grudge-holding skills could win you a Nobel Prize. If the Swedes gave those out, that is.)

Busty brunette adul starlet Carmella Bing is showing off her Double-D Cups:



Being topless makes knob-gobbling so much easier.

Sexy, sultry, surgically-augmented Sasha Cane rides the stripper pole in he VIP room:



There's a lot more going on after the jump...drool bib, time.

When you close your eyes, do you dream about NIGHT RNAGER?



We thought you might. That's why we posted this clip from this weekend's jam at NAMM.

Speaking of NAMM, here's Don Dokken, Carmine Appice, Paul Gilbert, Doug Aldrich, and Uli Jon Roth doing the CREAM classic "Sunshine Of Your Love":



You should be Rockin' with Dokken. Everyone else is. Seriously.

Blond, BISEXUAL Lizzy from FOUNDRY CAMS has a lot of tattoos. That's an understatement. Thanks to our buds in SwampDaWamp for giving us the song "Lady".






CLICK ON THOSE TATTOOED TA-TA's!

Take a break from hitting on the lonely MILF next door, and recap what we added to the MEDIA SECTION, including:



Exploding Box Of Wine in a Microwave

NIGHT RANGER: "When You Close Your Eyes" Acoustic LIVE at NAMM

Sasha Cane Rides the Stripper Pole

All Star Namm Jam - 'Sunshine Of Your Love' - LIVE at NAMM

Carmella Bing Busts out her DD Cups

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?


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be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep



We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.



We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.



We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.



FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.