Paraglider Crash, Rosie Huntington-Whitely in Transformers 3, DOKKEN is old, KILLSWITCH ENGAGE loves DIO, Jaime Hammer is Topless, Busty Brittany is Dancing

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Sort of like your shitty sense of entitlement)

Paraglider 1 + Paraglider 2 + Heavy Winds...


... = Time To go Swimming!

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Rosie Huntington-Whitely Was Offered Megan Fox's Gig in 'Transformers 3' (WWTDD)

She has ZERO acting experience, and looks great naked. Bravo, mister casting director!

Whose itty-bitty implants are these? (Drunken Stepfather)

You'll never guess in a million years unless of course you saw 'Almost Famous'...then you know exactly who this is

Holy Lost! – Crossing Over with the Series Finale: “The End" (The Campus Socialite)

Sara Stone is Strapped into a Corset ...and not much else (Freakshow Planet)

MacGruber: Movie Review (Bullz-Eye)

Adele Stevens Meets the Luckiest Garden Hose EVER (Dailyniner)

More Awesome Red Dead Redemption Glitches (GammaSquad)

Men’s College Lacrosse Final Four Match-ups Set (The Campus Socialite)

Marissa Ann Shows off Her School Colors...and Her hiney (z0d)

Exclusive Interview With NCAA Football 11 Developers (GameCenter)

We Don't Need No Stinkin Buttons: Kenneth Cole Touch Screen Watch (The Bachelor Guy)

Former Kids TV Writer Teaches Us How to 'Cook to Bang' (Asylum)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry you forgot to skim the pool and change the kegs in a timely fashion. Maybe next time you won't have to sleep in the garage)

Remember when DOKKEN (click to download) did "Dream Warriors" back in 1987?

The 2010 version is a little... err, A LOT... different.

Those nice boys in KILLSWITCH ENGAGE paid homage to Ronnie James Dio with their version of "Holy Diver":

...at the annnual "Rock on the Range" Festival in Ohio...

From very Metal to Very Big Boobies...

Busty Brunette Babe Jaime Hammer is topless in Tiny Lace panties...and that's just the way we like her:

And once the boobies come out, the fun's just getting started...next up - Backgammon!

Keeping on the big boobie thing Busty Brittany from Brittany's Bod is dancing in her room naked:

We'd like to be in there with her, but we're not allowed within 1000 feet... of her, that is.

What's this? More fantastic shamless self-promotion?? INDEED!

You know Carmen from her many FOUNDRY CAMS videos and from her solo site - CamWithCarmen. Here's a great clip of her "Unraveling" her clothes to some music by our friends in SEVENDUST:


CLICK THE PIC TO SEE CARMEN STRIP!

Then, when the feeling returns in your arms and legs... chat with Carmen LIVE, one-on-one!

You can also get hundreds of new photos and videos at Carmen's solo site - CamWithCarmen

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