Hail Storm vs Swimming Pool, Kendra's Sex Tape Cover, Amanda Seyfried's Hiney, RATT in Minnesota, NIGHT RANGER in Nevada, Andie Valentino and Darlene's Brazilian Booty

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Kind of like chili and beer farts, but only worse, because they're coming out of you)

Hail stones the size of baseballs blanketed this Oklahoma City Swimming Pool:


Looks like the damn pool is boiling, doesn't it?

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Kendra's Sex Tape Cover ... Revealed! (WWTDD)

Are you sick of hearing about this yet? neither are we. We can't wait until Vivid releases it, because 18 year-old Kendra making the hot-monkey-sex is more intriguing than her reality show.


Amanda Seyfried Needs Makeup (Drunken Stepfather)

Wait! Scratch that check out the boobs on Amanda Seyfried! All is forgiven, honey.

Chris Klein Auditions for 'Mama Mia' - Video (FilmDrunk)

There Is Nothing "Legendary" About Fathering A Child At 21 (The Campus Socialite)

Sexy Brunette Peaches shows off her...Peaches (Freakshow Planet)

10 Lost Characters We Love (and 5 we'd like to vote off the island) (Bullz-Eye)

Lupe Fuentes Licks The Luckiest Lollipop EVER (Dailyniner)

Hollywood Archery Remix (Ego TV)

Finally, A History Of The Wet T-Shirt Contest (UPROXX)

Natasha Has a Nice ass but could stand to eat a sandwich or three (z0d)

Top Ten Fictional Private Eyes (Gunaxin)

The 15 Worst Action Figures Of All Time (SuperTremendous)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry all the breath mints on the planet won't clear up that halitosis of yours)

Our buds in RATT are playing "I Want A Woman":

..for a bunch of guys in Minnesota who want a woman.

Holy Smokes! Is that NIGHT RANGER? Playing in Wendover, Nevada?

Eeeyup. Night Ranger and the people of Wendover have forgotten what year it is.

From bands to broads, here we go...

Beautiful adult starlet Andie Valentino can't seem to keep her clothes on:

That's not all she can't seem to do. Andie can't keep her hands off other women either...you know, cuz she's bisexual.

Bootylicious Brazilian babe Darlene has an ass-tastic ass:

It's big, it's round, it's oiled-up and it's getting pounded by a horny Brazilian dude... That's it! We're moving!

blond bombshell Johanna from MC-NUDES is oiling up her body by the pool:

she's naked. She's oily. She's umm..... what were we saying?

What's this? More fantastic shamless self-promotion?? INDEED!

You know Carmen from her many FOUNDRY CAMS videos and from her solo site - CamWithCarmen. Here's a great clip of her "Unraveling" her clothes to some music by our friends in SEVENDUST:


CLICK THE PIC TO SEE CARMEN STRIP!

Then, when the feeling returns in your arms and legs... chat with Carmen LIVE, one-on-one!

You can also get hundreds of new photos and videos at Carmen's solo site - CamWithCarmen

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