Walls Collapsing in Venezuela, Female Crotch Weight Lifting, Kendra's Sex Tape Has Lots of Guys, LIMP BIZKIT on Leno, RATT in Hollywood, Adirenne Manning, and Kristina Rose are Nude

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Like the lingering stench of body odor and farts you leave behind in every room)

The heavy rains in Venezuela are causing floods, mudslides...


...and in some cases, causing walls to collapse on parked cars.

Why a woman would want to hang weights on her crotch is a mystery to us...


...but Tatiata Kozhevnikova is a Guiness World Record holder, with her mighty vagina holding up to 31 lbs!

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Kendra's Sex Tape Has More Than One Guy (WWTDD)

This just keeps getting more... obvious. is ANYONE surprised that a one-time PLAYBOY model considered a move to adult hardcore? Show of hands... Anyone?


Pixie Lott is Almost Pants-Less (Drunken Stepfather)

Who the Hell is Pixie Lott???

Will They Build It? Cold Stone Creamery (Every Topping Under The Sun-dae) (Top Cultured)

Man Creates Video Game to Propose to Girlfriend (Asylum)

Heather Rae Young. 3 names. 2 amazing breasts. 1 fantastic hiney (Freakshow Planet)

Gisele Bundchen poses for the Hope lingerie company (Celebrity Teaser)

Faye and Sasha are nude and awfully friendly (Dailyniner)

The Hilarity of 'Ironing Man' Parody Trailer is a Pressing Matter (Comics Alliance)

Why You Shouldn't Have Sex Before Marriage (Video Gone Viral)

The 8 biggest sitcom nerds of all-time (Guyism)

Christine Renee and her perky nubs are nude in the garden (z0d)

Sing Talk (Tick Tock Parody) (College Humor)

The Best Songs About the Devil (Gunaxin)

Bronx Zoo Lion Cubs Are Ridiculously Cute, Should Stay Away From Florida (UPROXX)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that there isn't a toothpaste strong enough to clean those awful teeth of yours)

Jay Leno traveled back in time last night and invited LIMP BIZKIT to perform on The Tonight Show:

the original LIMP BIZKIT lineup goes on tour in July - get them tickets!

Evidently the guys in RATT still think it's 1988:

...and so does everyone in Hollyood, apparently. RATT's new disc 'Infestation' is in store now.

From Metal to Massive Booty...

Lovely Latina Kristina Rose is shaking her oiled up booty for those of you into that kind of thing:

And if you must see the full-length clip Watch the entire ass-slamming in BIG WET ASSES 14 on-demand now!

Beautiful Twistys Treat Adrienne Manning can't wait to get out of her bra:

Well, to be fair...her undies are in the way of her touching herself, so she's pretty much put off by clothing as a whole.

and since we like shameless self-promotion as much as the next fella

Here's Samantha in one of our official FoundryMusic T-Shirts shaking her ass to "Satisfied" by SOCIAL CODE:

CLICK THE PIC TO SEE SAMANTHA's SEXY STRIP!
(well it almost rhymes)

Then, when you have some motor function back... chat with Samantha LIVE, one-on-one, on her cam!

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