Very flexible MILF, Bret Michaels and Nikki Sixx in another lame interview, Infamous Chris Holmes interview, Gene and Paul being lame, Brandy Talore, Dors Feline and their boobs

We knew your mom was flexible, but WOW:

She should really post more photos like this on Facebook if she's looking for a male friend... Lord only knows thoe gardening photos are boring as Hell.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your voice. Forget about that career in movie trailers)

Dean Richards of Chicago's WGN-9 conducted another milquetoasty interview with Bret Michaels and Nikki Sixx about their upcoming POISON and MOTLEY CRUE tour:

They try valiantly to seem interested, but we'd be stunned if old Dean-O even knows who Bret and Nikki are

Eh, he does have a new album and tour coming, so he might as well promote as much as possible, right? right? right? Eeeecchh. CLICK IT

Click it, fool!
Click that one too!

Like I said, click it, fool!
THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(Unlike your speaking voice, which sounds like a cross between needy adolescent and whiny five year-old. We can't decide)

Anyone remember The Decline of Western Civilization: Part II - The Metal Years?

This is the magical interview with a very inebriated Chris Holmes from W.A.S.P. as he downs a few gallons of vodka...in front of his mom

Click that. It's a MUST-SEE.

Vanessa Hudgens is incdredibly uninteresting

And who is she, again? Quick, someone throw hot sauce on her! (Drunken Stepfather)

Valerie and Belle can barely keep their bikinis on... and it's not because they're too tight (FreakShow Planet)

10 Books Every Guy Should Read (Joe Unleashed)

Danielle Trixie is wearing leggings...but their see-through, so why bother, right? (z0d)

Jayden Cole gets awfully friendly with her...umm, friend...and by 'friendly' we mean 'NEKKID' (Daily Niner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry your breath is as bad as your voice. Here's the number of a good vocal trainer. Go wipe your ass with it.)

I'm actually very sorry to have to subject you to this, but you should be exposed to it at some point:

This is Gene Simmons in 1984 in Detroit, trying to do a bass solo...ooofah loofah.

You MUST see this entire video. and by MUST, I mean your life may depend on it.

From the same video, we have a shot of Paul Stanley doing his best (read: not so great) impression of Edward Van Halen:

Uh, Paul, it's not so-so. It's pretty bad.
Now, we move on to a bunch of guys (some former and current KISS and MOTLEY CRUE members in the ERIC SINGER PROJECT or E.S.P for short:

They're doing "Domino" from the KISS REVENGE album.

I said click, click, click-a-click-click.



Facelifts are let's face it, necessary...and FOUNDRY CAMS was no exception to that rule, so we did this:

We totally revamped FOUNDRY CAMS, with a new domain, hotter girls, lower prices, and a better user experience. So far, the response has beeen HUGE. Check it out:


Click it, fool!

Speaking of FOUNDRY CAMS check out what the lovely CARMEN did for Us latley:
The lovely luscious Carmen, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos, as well as at her own site CAM WITH CARMEN returns with this amazing video where you get to see her behind-the-scenes at one of her many photo shoots.

Thanks to ART OF DYING for giving us "Die Trying" and thanks as always to Jon for the editing.



Whatchoo waiting for, mang?!?! CLICK IT, FOKKER!

What does Brandy Talore have in with an airplane cushion?

They both smell like stale peanut farts and can be used as flotation devices.

For those of you who like your gals on the slightly larger (and more gothic) side, here's DORS FELINE

That poor red shirt didn't stand a chance if you know what we mean..eh? eh? Nudge nudge!

...and that, friends... is the way to make orange juice out of nitro glyceryn.

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Sport Bike vs. Car, DUKE NUKEM FOREVER, STRYPER and CHRIS JERICHO covering badly, Zakk Wylde on Californication, Mariah Milano and Mary Carey Showing off...again

Studies have shown that more women than men are carrying on torrid affairs:

...and this is bad...why, exactly? Exactly. It's not bad at all.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your breath, receding hairline, and attitude in general)

yeah, um... there's a reason for those solid yellow lines.

it's so you DON'T cross them and nail an oncoming motorcycle.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(but your face makes us want to puke...)

Blood. Guts. Purple Strippers? Indeed. The trailer for DUKE NUKEM FOREVER has hit the web!

Yes, it should have been released ten years ago. Finally, it's coming.

Amanda Seyfried isn't nearly as repellent as we once thought (Drunken Stepfather)

You might actually know this one...if you're into the muscular girls.. and if you're not, then you'll never ever guess this one.

Zdenka... difficult to pronounce. Very easy on the eyes. (FreakShow Planet)

Bullz-Eye Interviews the cast and crew from "Spartacus" (Bullz-Eye)

Yurizan and Phoenix are getting awfully friendly...awfully (Dailyniner)

Jordan Brigden is the kind of gal we'd like to take out for a malted (z0d)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you keep getting passed over for that promotion, dickbag)

STRYPER brought out CHRIS JERICHO to sing some SCORPIONS... off key:

We USED to like Jericho. He should stick to FOZZY. STRYPER has a new album called 'The Covering'

Dingy-looking rocker ZAKK WYLDE showed up on Showtime's original series CALIFORNICATION...and played...a dingy-looking rocker:

...at least he didn't play one of Duchovny's girlfriends.

From bikers and bands to boobs and such...

Curvy brunette MILF Mariah Milano is peeling off her pink panties and you get to see it all:

There's equal amounts of silicone and flesh on that woman.

Our buddy our pal Mary Carey is out by her pool...again. She's feeling herself up...again:

We're starting to wonder if that's ALL she does. Hell if we looked like she does, we'd be massaging ourselves all day long.



...and that, as they say, is that. Now scram. Somewhere, someone is making more money than you are...

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Hot Girls Falling, Russian Dopes Attacking, FOZZY and the Canucks Rocking, Richie Kotzen Whining, Crystal Harris Marrying, Natalie Portman and Mia Kunis Kissing

Hey-O, boys and girls...as we bear down on the new year, let's consider all of the indescretions we have engaged in this year:

Yeah, sure. Monogamy is normal. For penguins, maybe.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like the face you see in the mirror every morning, chubster)

Good-looking dancing girls falling off a bar = ALWAYS funny.

Come to think of it, an ugly girl falling would be pretty damn funny too.

Because asking for her number is just WAY too easy...

These guys figure they'll just shoot her with a water cannon. Insecure much, fellas? Sheesh.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Bar Rafaeli In a Bikini... Does NOT suck. (Drunken Stepfather)

Gracie Glam has perky nubs and a firm backside you could bounce nickels off ...BOINGOINGOINGOINGOING!!! (FreakShow Planet)

Bullz-Eye.com Girl Next Door: Mia Vincent (Bullz-Eye)

If you like the ladies with a little bit of meat on their bones, we give you...Jessica Mitchell (z0d)

Jenya and her hot blond friend are getting all kinds of friendly...and by 'Friendly'.. we mean 'naked fun sexy-time' (Dailyniner)

Five Incredibly Stupid Cons that Actually Worked (The Smoking Jacket)

164 of the Best Advice Animals (Fork Party)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you outgrew another wardrobe, piggy)

Want to see Chris Jericho and the rest of FOZZY did their thing in Ontario to a crowd of screaming Canucks. Wanna see? No? Too bad:

A professional wrestler? Singing? In a band? Nah, it'll never work.

Listen, bub! RICHIE KOTZEN is an important man, and he does NOT like feedback. You got that?!?!:

Especially when he's playing gigs in the bowels of the Czech Republic...now fix the Goddamn feedback!!! Please? Mister? He was in POISON... for like, five minutes and one album.

Now that you're done looking at THAT, take a look at THIS!

PLAYBOY Playmate Crystal Harris got engaged to Hugh Hefner over Christmas:

Not only did she receive a ring, but she got a colostomy bag changing schedule as well... ZING! *rimshot*

Anyone see the artsy-fartsy BLACK SWAN? No? We're going to give you a good reason to:

Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis lesbian sex... Hey-O!! Get us a ticket now, whydontcha?

Who IS Emily Addison?

Some... person. Meh, we don't know. What we DO know is that she looks REALLY good without her clothes... and that's all we really needed to know, honestly.

Carmen, who you have seen in countless other FOUNDRY CAMS videos and her own site Cam With Carmen, as well as Sweet Victoria, Lita, Lux, Eve, Jade, and Jaylee are giving the gift of scantily-clad awesomeness this holiday season.
Thanks to our buddy GARY HOEY for his version of "Carol Of The Bells" and thanks to Jon for the editing.



CLICK ON CARMEN's GIFT-WRAPPED TA-TA's and UNWRAP HER PRESENTS

After you're done drooling, why not see more of Carmen at CAM WITH CARMEN and check out her fully-unwrapped, fully-nude, fantastic rack...and everything else.

...and that, ladies and gents, is today's big ol' enchilada update....

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Crane Drops Machinery, Montana Fishburne Video Preview, LINKIN PARK in new MEDAL OF HONOR trailer, Corey Taylor does Chris Isaak, Katarina Snow, PLAYBOY's Vanessa Raia

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Almost as terrible as your breath, clothes and hairline. It's a trifecta of 'Awful' Poolboy!)

A Crane operator in the Azores (in Portugal) is going to be looking for a new job after dropping this rather cumbersome piece of machinery onto a dock:

If you saw the big chase scene in TERMINATOR 3, you know what kind of equipment we're talking about.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


The (almost-safe-for-work) Montana Fishburne Video Preview is here...and Boy oh Boy is Larry going to be PISSED.

We say 'Thank you' to the nice folks at Vivid Entertainment for Bringing the Montana Fishburne Sex Tape to Market... Excellent work, folks!


Guess Whose Large Butt in Tight Pants this is? (Drunken Stepfather)

C'mon GUESS, dammit! it's not like you could click here and see a video of her going down on Ray J... oh, wait. Did we wreck it again? Uh huh.

Most Accurately Named Skate Park in America (The Smoking Jacket)

Five Ways To Cope In Cleveland (Gunaxin)

Kayla Carrera has a big beautiful back tattoo...and hiney (Freakshow Planet)

Girl Next Door: Taylor O'Connor (Bullz-Eye)

The Ultimate Sex Toy Chart (Probably NSFW) (Windowless Van)

Aspen Mackensie is getting naked on the Luckiest...Couch...EVER (Dailyniner)

The 15 Worst Types of People in America (BroBible)

9 common porn moves that you should avoid (Guyism)

Someone really should tell Prinzess Sasha that her Bikini is falling off. Oh...wait. (z0d)

There Were Dinosaurs. There Was A Civil War (Dave and Thomas)


I'M SORRY:
(So sorry you have yet to develop a skill set beyond that of a shit-shoveler)

Corey Taylor from STONE SOUR and SLIPKNOT is banging out some Chris Isaak on stage in the UK:

Next up, Barry Manilow does SLAYER... *rimshot*

The new trailer for MEDAL OF HONOR (coming for the XBOX, PS3 and PC) is loaded with guns, explosions, and LINKIN PARK:

LINKIN PARK debuted the song 'The Catalyst' for the trailer, and the song is the first single from the band's new album "A Thousand Suns" .

From rock to racks...here's some fun

Busty Czech blond Katarina Snow is wearing a very tight Corset, but not for very long:

That flimsy fabric doesn't stand a chance against her massive mammaries...and that aint the half of it.

PLAYBOY hottie Vanessa Raia thinks she's funny:

She isn't. She DOES, however, look great naked... so it's ok. If she's was hideous, we'd be really upset.

Holy. Moley. Our Italian a beautiful young lady from FOUNDRY CAMS girl Dannie Gee or Danni G did a great job tearing up and re-working our old-school FoundryMusic T-shirt, and shaking her ass to "Kick in The Teeth" by PAPA ROACH from their upcoming album Time For Annihilation..On the Road, and On The Record:


Pick yourself up off the floor, wipe the drool off your chest...and then Head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and Chat with Danni Gee/Danni G LIVE...and NUUUUDE (uh, yeah...we mean HER. Not you)

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Cow Riding Fail, Seattle Cop Punches Woman, Megan Fox is Engaged, Halle Berry is Bending Over, GUNS N ROSES keyboard player falls, New PAPA ROACH music, Violet and Iron Man, Annette Schwarz is filthy, Dasha Astafieva is a proud Ukrainian

Yeehaw! It's Hump Day, cowboy! So find yourself a cute li'l cowgirl and do some humping

So what if she's got a fella? she's a free spirit, and he's passed out. Go enjoy yourself and have an affair.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(You know, like the way you interact with...everyone?)

Man Rides Cow. Lasts Fifteen Seconds Before falling off:

All Dreams of becoming a Cowboy are lost forever.

You'd think with all the camera phones surrounding this little scuffle in Seattle...

The cop would have exercised some restraint. Right or Wrong, just hold back a little so there's not so much footage, ya know?

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Megan Fox is Engaged. Again. (WWTDD)

Oh boy, Megan Fox is Naked. Again.


Halle Berry Has a Swell Camel Toe (Drunken Stepfather)

Not that she's known for subtlety...considering we've lost count how many times she's been totally nekkid on camera

Jayna Oso is Oh-So-Sexy (Freakshow Planet)

A chat with Lee Unkrich, Director of TOY STORY 3 (Bullz-Eye)

The Vuvuzela - The Ultimate Online Guide to the Real Star of World Cup 2010 (URLesque)

Space Race 2020: USA vs. Adorable Robots (UPROXX)

Capri Anderson is as clean as a whistle, but still feels the need to shower. Good for her! (Dailyniner)

10 Things You Should Never Say to a Madam (Asylum)

Angel Dark really needs to give up on clothes at this point. Why bother with 'em? (z0d)

The Booth Babes of E3 2010 (Gunaxin)

A Tribute to Dads Who Go Above and Beyond: Awesome Treehouses (The Bachelor Guy)

The Worst Blind Date Ever (Campus Socialite)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your complete lack of personality will prevent you from having any meaningful relationships)

Chris Pitman from GUNS N' ROSES (click it, fool) fell ass-over-teacup during the band's opening song in Moscow:

That Russian Vodka has some serious kick to it. Wait, are we implying that someone in GUNS N' ROSES drinks? Eh, maybe.

Those friendly boys in PAPA ROACH (who happen to have a TON of albums out) have a new single:

The band's new album Time For Annihilation...On The Road and On The Record will be out in late August

from rowdy rock bands to bouncing boobies...

You've seen Violet in plenty FOUNDRY CAMS videos, and she has a new site, Viorotica:

...and now she's giving IRON MAN a naked lap dance. What a lucky superhero.

Ukrainian Hotness and PLAYBOY Playmate Dasha Astafieva loves showing off her Ukrainian heritage:

she also loves showing off her naked hiney...which we'll never object to.

German-born Annette Schwarz is one of the filthiest adult starlets we've ever met (and yes we have met her):

SO filthy, that this clip is only :58 seconds long... for Annette's full-blown ass-reaming, check out BIG WET ASSES 11 - On Demand Now!

Holy Smokes! Another beautiful webcam model shaking her ass! Whodathunkit?

Ember Reigns, the buxom blond bombshell who you have seen in numerous FOUNDRY CAMS videos, as well as at her own site, has given us what could be her finest performance yet:


Honestly... do you REALLY need us to tell you to click on Ember's pic? JUST DO IT!

Great song. Great hiney. When you stop hallucinating, Go check out Ember's Sexy Self LIVE - online NOW

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