Gun-Toting Store Clerk, Stallone Gets His Ass Kicked, New American Idol Judges, Montana Fishburne Makes Smut, Bret Michaels Sings Skynyrd, Queensryche hires a chubby gal, Tyler Faith, Brandy Blair, Renna Ryann

Weekend's Here! Clothing Optional! Find a Fiesty Friend and Fling those Clothes to the side...

Guilt is for suckers. Adulterous Affairs are for Brave Citizens like yourself. Do it for your country.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(But not half as bad as your people skills)

A cell phone store clerk in Chicago shows off his King Kong-sized balls in this CCTV video:

Now who's got the gun, Beeeeeyotch? OK, that's a bit much. The dude was Pakistani. Do Pakistanis even say 'Beyotch'?

You want to feel lazy? Check out 63-year old Sylvester Stallone getting his ass kicked by Steve Austin:

Sly got his ass KICKED... and his neck BROKEN while filming a fight scene for THE EXPENDABLES.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


The new judges on 'AMERICAN IDOL' are...ZZzzzzzzzzz (WWTDD)

yeah yeah... enough already with this nonses just TAKE YER SHIRT OFF! Yeah, We know. Subtle.


Everyone say Hello to MONTANA FISHBURNE: PORN STAR! (Drunken Stepfather)

You can thank the wonderful people at VIVID Entertainment for bringing this professionally-made tape to market... Montana thinks this is her ticket to fame... err, infamy...err, whatever.

Plot of ‘Charlie St. Cloud’ Recreated With Hilarious Review Quotes (FilmDrunk)

Life Inside the Bunny House (The Smoking Jacket)

Talia Kristin has 2 first names, 2 pigtails, 2 great boobs, and 2 much clothes on. (Freakshow Planet)

Movie Review: Dinner for Schmucks (Bullz-Eye)

Top 10 White-Trash TV Show Girls (BroBible)

Kiara Diane Barely gets out of the car before she gets out of her clothes (Dailyniner)

The 10 Most Dangerous MMA Fighters (InfoGraphic) (The Cage Doctors)

The 100 Hottest Women from New Jersey (BroBible)

McKenzie Miles has her hand over her no-no spot, but she's not hiding it well (z0d)

5 Essential Summertime Drinking Apparatuses (Banned In Hollywood)

High School Cheerleader Tackles Mall Thief -- and doesn't even have to hang up her cell phone to do so (LemonDrop)


I'M SORRY:
(but not half as sorry as you're going to be when you realize you have no marketable skills)

What does BRET MICHAELS have in common with a million potatoes?

Absolutely Nothing. But they were both in Idaho the other day. Bret is on tour now so get your tickets... you know, before he dies.

In an effort to broaden their demographic reach, the guys in QUEENSRYCHE have enlisted the help of a chubby dominatrix:

They're trying to lure in the chubby chasers. QUEENSRYCHE is on tour now with their 'Cabaret' show... get them tickets now, madam.

Rock bands... whoosh...transition...and BOOBS!

Busty Blond MILF Tyler Faith is tired after a long day of making sex videos:

Trust us, just suspend disbelief for a minute and watch Tyler give a lucky pink vibrator the time of its life.

Bottle-blond Brandy Blair is getting a massage by a horny male masseuse:

And apparently she found the one massage parlor on the planet where you can get molested and not file charges.

Naturally beautiful brunette Renna Ryann is picking produce topless:

Some ladies squeeze the fruit. Renna likes to rub her tits on it to make sure it's ripe.

Holy. Moley. Our Italian a beautiful young lady from FOUNDRY CAMS girl Dannie Gee or Danni G did a great job tearing up and re-working our old-school FoundryMusic T-shirt, and shaking her ass to "Kick in The Teeth" by PAPA ROACH from their upcoming album Time For Annihilation..On the Road, and On The Record:


Pick yourself up off the floor, wipe the drool off your chest...and then Head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and Chat with Danni Gee/Danni G LIVE...and NUUUUDE (uh, yeah...we mean HER. Not you)

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