Drunken Street Fighting in Vegas, Bird vs Train, Kim Kardashian's Wax Sculpture, BUCKCHERRY's BP video, RUSH live in New Mexico, New PAPA ROACH video, Lupe Fuentes in the Shower, Carmen in a tiny outfit, Anastasia in a thong

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your hairline. It's called ROGAINE. Go get some.)

What happens in Vegas...might just get your drunken, fighting ass locked up... in Vegas:

book a cheap flight to Vegas, gamble a little... and try not to get arrested.

What's the last thing that went through this bird's mind when he hit the train windshield?

HIS ASS!! Hey-O! *rimshot*.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Kim Kardashian Has the Worst Wax Sculpture Ever (WWTDD)

on the other hand, Kim Kardashian has a halfway-decent Sex Tape You know, the one in which she's getting ass-blasted by Ray J.


Which above-average pop star does this hiney belong to? (Drunken Stepfather)

What's Inside Cocoa Puffs (Asylum)

Rebecca Linares Wants to Show you her Privates...so ta-da! (Freakshow Planet)

Featured Model: Niki (Bullz-Eye)

Linda Blair's 'Exorcist' Character Without the Creepy Satan Voice (URLesque)

15 Inductees Into the Scrappy Athlete Hall of Fame (SportsPickle)

Heather Vandeven is a Soldier. See? She's Got a Hat! (and nothing else) (Dailyniner)

Want to get scared shitless again? Paranormal Activity Part Deux (The Campus Socialite)

Ariel's Nude body makes us re-think our dislike of redheads (z0d)

What to do About a Terrible Sunburn (FunnyCrave)

3D Display Lets you touch a Boob (GammaSquad)

Let’s Put It To Rest: Hotter With Or Without An Eating Disorder (EGOtv)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the only ass you'll ever get is attached to a Peruvian pool boy)

RUSH is on tour now (click for tickets!) and they kicked off their tour in New Mexico the other day:

Do you understand that these guys are pushing SIXTY ...and they still play better than you do? Dayum.

Those generous boys in BUCKCHERRY have released a new song for the BP Oil spill titled "Our World":

you can download the full track at iTunes, and they'll donate the proceeds.

New label, new album, same band... it's PAPA ROACH and they have a new song called "A Kick in the Teeth":

And this is the video for it. Like it? No? Eh, phooey on you.

From Rock to Racks...that old gag

If you haven't seen Sexy Latina Lupe Fuentes, then you should take notice:

She's taking a shower and feeling herself up as she likes to do quite often...and we can't stop looking at her vids.

One of our favorite FOUNDRY CAMS girls...the lovely Carmen from Cam With Carmen has located the tiniest outfit EVER:

and it's just about one step above dental floss. It barely covers her. We can barely contain ourselves. She does WAAAY more here. Click it!

Holy hell. Czech beauty Anastasia Devine can't stop playing with her boobs:

...and if not for that pesky restraining oder, we'd be feeling them up too. Damn.

We have another beautiful busty blond babe shakin' her hiney in a FoundryMusic shirt...

Busty blond beautiful Bobbia makes her FOUNDRY CAMS debut in this clip featuring music by Sweden's CRASHDIET:


CLick Bobbia's Booty, damn you!!

Nice, right? Cam up with Bobbia at FOUNDRY CAMS and try to charm her out of her shorts

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