Old man vs. Young Man football brawl, SCREAM 4 Trailer, TOOL and Kirk Hammet in Hawaii, THE DAMNED THINGS on Jimmy Kimmel, VINNIE VINCENT guitars, Adult Awesomeness with Lisa Ann and Crista Moore

Hey-Ho! It's off to the copy room we go!

What better way to warm up in winter than a torrid office affair!

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Baby it's cold outside...but you don't have to worry because you weigh 300 lbs)

When you're about to pick a fight with an older gentleman post-fender-bender...

... you should be prepared to possibly get your ass handsomely kicked... Just like this young dope.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(but your general state of health IS...)

More Ghostface = More Gooder! The international trailer for the latest entry in the SCREAM film franchise is online:

Try not to poop yer pants.

Who dis li'l munchkin wearin pasties? (Drunken Stepfather)

Veronika DeSouza has a Sweet, Sweet Hiney (FreakShow Planet)

Review: The Green Hornet (Bullz-Eye)

Celeste Star is in Slinky Lingerie....but not fer long (Dailyniner)

Lela Star (No relation) has her hand over her hoo-hah (How about We...)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you can't eat frosting for every meal, tubb-o)

RAWK... METALLICA's Kirk Hammet jammed with TOOL in Honolulu, Hawaii the other day:

They did Metallica's "Orion" and segued into Tool's "Lateralus"... and we're a bunch of music geeks.

THE DAMNED THINGS played their damned song on damned Jimmy Kimmel Live:

Dammit...

Pointy guitars rule... but why anyone would play one with VINNIE VINCENT's name on it is beyond us:

Really? Vinnie Vincent guitars? Where the hell did Vinnie go, anyway?

From fully-clothed bands to partially-clothed adult starlets...

Worldly-famously adult starlet Lisa Ann wants to tell you all about her start in adult:

Don't care? too bad. She's gonna tell you anyway

Panty-rific (is that even a word? Probably not) Crista Moore gets herself interviewed by creepy camera guy just before getting creampied:

Creampied? No, it's not a Three Stooges Reference.



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