New Years Speculation? Girl vs. Bike Ramp, Mystery Bikini Arse, George Lynch In Alaska, OZZY does Vogue, September Carrino, Brandy Robbins and their obnoxiously huge cans

Another year, another batch of strangeness for you to enjoy... another photo of Lindsay Lohan...

What does this link have to do with Lindsay Lohan? Nothing. Absolutely Nothing. Well, She's deviant. We're deviant. We endorse deviant behavior. That's about it.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(How's about a New Year's Resolution to get into smaller jeans? No? Didn't think so)

Well, at least she was wearing a helmet when she plowed broadside into that bike ramp:

...and WHY anyone would want to jump a mountain bike off a pier is beyond our comprehension.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

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A surprisingly shapely arse in a bikini. Whose could it be? (Drunken Stepfather)

the polygamist bit isn't convincing she blew her boyfriend on filmK... that's not giving too much away, is it?

Kelly Maines is mainly topless in this photo set (FreakShow Planet)

Movie Review: True Grit (Bullz-Eye)

PLAYBOY's Barbara Moore is More naked by the ppol = More Gooder (z0d)

Dylan Rider is sexy enough to want to Ride...her... get it? (Dailyniner)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry, not every meal consists of cake, blubber guts)

He's GEORGE LYNCH and he plays guitar better than you and everyone who looks like you:

And from the sounds of it, he's probably not getting back together with DOKKEN anytime soon.

It looks like OZZY OSBOURNE picked up on MADONNA's Vogue move about 20 years too late:

Just watch the first few minutes of the clip; you'll understand.

Lemmy Kilmister and Phil Campbell of MOTORHEAD and their respective face bumps joined CAMP FREDDY on stage at The Roxy in Hollywood:

Lemmy's not rich, but he IS famous. Infamous, even... whether or not he's happy with that is another story.

Should all boobies be forgot... wait, no... scratch that...

Brandy Robbins has 30G-sized funbags and she's doing what any woman with boobs that big SHOULD be doing:

She's rolling around in suds. Any arguments? No? Didn't think so.

As long as we're ogling abnormally-huge bosoms, take a look at September Carrino and her HH-cup Hooters, and the HH stands for "Holy Hell those boobs are Huge":

That red sweater is the luckiest piece of fabric... EVER.

...and that, as they say, is that. Now go enjoy the day and try not to offend anyone with your horrendous stench...

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