MILF in a Mesh Shirt, Shark vs Guy in Kayak, OZZY in a Hockey Jersey, Captain America Fest, POISON and MOTLEY CRUE madness, Natalie Portman's Naked Ass, New FOUNDRYCAMS, Breanne Benson

Look, Dude... if your mom is going to keep posting photos like this:

especially on her Ashley Madison and Facebook pages... you're going to have to deal with all of the strange guys at the door (us included).

THAT's TERRIBLE:
( Listen up, monkeybrain - you're not getting any smarter so pay attention PLEASE)

An enormous shark barrelled down on a guy in a kayak in Florida:

Normally he'd be shitting his pants; but not this time. You see, it was a BASKING shark, and the most it would do is suck on the kayak for a while

Now THIS, friends...is a shark:


THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(Unlike your hairline, and fuse...which both seem to be shrinking daily. Wow, are YOU a catch)

We got a FEVER! And the cure is CAPTAIN AMERICA!

First to the movie; the new trailer has a TON of new footage in it and has covered our shirts with drool:

Of course, we'll clean our shirts before going out in public. Maybe

Next up, is the video game, SEGA's CAPTAIN AMERICA: Super Soldier, which has a new trailer:

This one, we'll play at home... so screw cleaning our shirts.

...and if you saw THIS version of CAPTAIN AMERICA, our hats go off to you and your cheese-tastic taste in movies:

Who the fuck is Jen Starger?

and why should I care about her cleavage? (Drunken Stepfather)

Ancilla Tilla looks great in Lingerie...and even better OUT of it. Eh, Gnome sane? (FreakShow Planet)

Friday Film Fix - Movie Reviews (Bullz Eye)

Kayden Kross should ONLY be allowed to make girl-girl videos. HOLY SHIT (z0d)

Lexi Belle spends WAY too much time in clothes in this photo set. That's just one man's opinion though (Daily Niner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry your teeth are as black as your soul. Here's a few bucks. See a dentist, schmuck.)

Look who showed up in a Washington Capitals jersey! It's OZZY OSBOURNE!

Is OZZY even aware of what the Washington Capitals or hockey is? Who knows.

HOwever, they DO use "Let Me Hear You Scream" a lot, so I guess that qualifies him:

The IRON MAIDENS are an all-female IRON MAIDEN tribute band:

They play flawlessly ...except for the last few days of the month. Get it? Get it? eh? Nudge-Nudge.

The album covers look a little ...uh, familiar? Well, that's kind of allowed, we think.

Look! It's our buddy BRET MICHAELS trying to run away from his lame-ass interview with Access Hollywood:

Unfortunately, that had him chained to his chair, so he couldn't get very far.

Eh, he does have a new album and tour coming, so he might as well promote as much as possible, right? right? right? Eeeecchh.

Click it, fool!
Like I said, click it, fool!

Everyone needs an overhaul once in a while, and FOUNDRY CAMS was no exception:

We totally revamped FOUNDRY CAMS, with a new domain, new girls, lower prices, and a better user experience. So far, the response has beeen HUGE. Check it out:


Click it, fool!

Speaking of FOUNDRY CAMS check out what the lovely CARMEN did for Us latley:
The lovely luscious Carmen, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos, as well as at her own site CAM WITH CARMEN returns with this amazing video where you get to see her behind-the-scenes at one of her many photo shoots.

Thanks to ART OF DYING for giving us "Die Trying" and thanks as always to Jon for the editing.



Whatchoo waiting for, mang?!?! CLICK IT, FOKKER!

Anyone want to see NATALIE PORTMAN's naked ass?

There you go. It's from YOUR HIGHNESS...and this is even MORE Of her NAKED...Thanks Mr. Skin!

This is Breanne Benson. She NEVER shuts up.

She makes up for it though...when she takes her clothes off...which will redeeem most women.

You've all heard of ALEXIS TEXAS before, right? What, you HAVEN'T???

That's her. On the stairs. You know, the ONLY GIRL IN THE PHOTO?!?!? about to get ravaged we might add.

...and that, friends... is the way to fart in bed without your girlfriend noticing.

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

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