Monday, May 2, 2011

Bin Laden is D E A D, Denise Milani and a Ford GT, More Twitters, More Lindsay Lohan, OZZY in Panama, ZAKK WYLDE on George Lopez, AC/DC in Argentina, New Transformers Trailer


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  • Our pal DENISE MILANI is trying to push this car all the way through the desert with her tight bottom


  • The car isn't hers. The grudge is. Don't piss off your woman or she'll post ads like this...and crash your car.

    THAT's TERRIBLE:
    (Just like your desire to cling to a group of people who could care less about you)
  • Well, it's only TERRIBLE because we haven't seen photos of the corpse yet. Let's go look at the bodies!

    Ding Dong, The dick is dead! Which old dick? The bearded dick!



  • THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

    (But your skill with the ladies IS. Get a girlfriend, would you please, Mister personality?)

  • The first official trailer for TRANSFORMERS: DARK OF THE MOON is ripe with pissed off Decepticons blowing up cities:

    This one might actually be better than the first two. Speaking of which... Sha-boom.


  • Double dose of TRANSFORMERS. Geek out, whydontcha?

  • Oh boy! A Whole photo shoot with Lindsay Lohan grabbing her boob!

    and we don't mean her father... ooooooh *rimshot*

    Rene Perez, Jana Fox, and a whole lotta Lovin' (FreakShow Planet)

    Bullz-Eye's Real Guide for Men: How to stock your Bar (Bullz-Eye)

    What You Didn't Know About Dana White (Mens Fitness)

    Roxanna Milan, her Blue Panties, and not much else (z0d)

    Ash, Tasha, a lot of hair bleach and a lot of nakedness (Daily Niner)




  • I'M SORRY:
    (Sorry you don't see the writing on the wall, pal. It's about as obvious as all those blackheads on your face)

  • Thet's OZZY OSBOURNE shaking hands with the President of Panama:

    God only knows if the two understood one another...Perhaps. Perhaps not. Perhaps they used the universal language of love and jerked each other off. Nah, no lemon party here.



  • LIVE AT BUDOKAN? Is there any band that HASN'T done a "Live at Budokan" record and/or video?.

    Speaking of OZZY, Mr. ZAKK WYLDE joined George Lopez's band MICHAEL BEARDEN & THE ESE VATOS for a performance of the LENNY KRAVITZ song, "Are you gonna go my Way?"

    Very quickly, he made them all look like rank amateurs.


    After two years, the guys in AC/DC have a new CD/Blu-Ray Documentary about to be released:

    200,000 rabid Argentinians over three shows. Check out all the devil horns in the crowd. What do you think the merchandising take for this show was? Oh man, it had to be at LEAST $200. Err, perhaps more.

    ORDER IT. Be cool like us... Or be lame.

    OK, enough o' dat! Bring on the girls!

    Facelifts are let's face it, necessary...and FOUNDRY CAMS was no exception to that rule, so we did this:

    We totally revamped FOUNDRY CAMS, with a new domain, hotter girls, lower prices, and a better user experience. So far, the response has beeen HUGE. Check it out:


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  • Speaking of FOUNDRY CAMS check out what WE got from one of our newer gals:
    Lita Lenee, one of our newer young ladies in the FOUNDRY CAMS flock, sent in an amazing videos with a slightly (OK, VERY) revised old-school FoundryMusic T-shirt. Nikki Sixx and our friends at SIXX A.M. sent in "Lies of the Beautiful People" from their new album "This Is Gonna Hurt". Put 'em together and you have one hell of a great video.
    Thanks to Jon for the editing as usual.



    CLICK THE PIC. WATCH THE VIDEO. DIG THE MUSIC.

    When you're all done, if you have any fluids left in that body of yours, head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with the lovely Lita Lenee LIVE on cam!

    Thanks again to SIXX A.M. for sending in "Lies of the Beautiful People" from their upcoming album "This Is Gonna Hurt".

    ...and that, friends... is the way to deep-fry a bullfrog.

  • Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

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