Monday, May 9, 2011

Mom is trolling for young bucks, ACCEPT drummer falls & breaks ribs, Blake Lively's boobs are lively, COREY TAYLOR jams with Duff McKagan, Chris Cornell does John Lennon, lotsa new boobies

  • Your friend's mother USED to look like this in a bikini.../li>

    and she's holding up well, but posting personal ads online looking for hook-ups.


  • THAT's TERRIBLE:
    (Kind of like your constant nagging for attention. It's getting a tad old, don't you think?)
  • Despite the big yellow "X" taped to the pole on the stage, ACCEPT guitarist Herman Frank still managed to trip on one of 'em.

    ...and break four ribs in the process.


  • THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

    (But your breath could knock a buzzard off a shit wagon)

  • Blake Lively's Boobs look...rather... um, Lively



    the rest of her fine ass is pretty lively too, in case you were wondering.

    Jessica Drake and Treasure track down some... err, treasure... in each other's pants (FreakShow Planet)

    Movie Review: THOR (Bullz-Eye)

    Natalina Marie is so nicely naked it's not even fair (z0d)

    Georgia Jones has one sweet peach...and by 'peach' we mean 'hiney'...and by 'hiney'...we mean... oh, you get it. (Daily Niner)




  • I'M SORRY:
    (Sorry that resume of yours isn't padded as well as it should be)

  • We're sorry that COREY TAYLOR didn't get the gig with VELVET REVOLVER

    But he did manage to jam with DUFF McKAGAN's LOADED at the Golden Gods




  • The one and only CHRIS CORNELL jammed out "Imagine" in Hollywood:

    Somewhere in the great beyond, John Lennon is giving a golf clap.




  • That's enough of that... bring on the booty!.

  • Busty blonde Hannah Hilton is enjoying a bubble bath:

    Of COURSE she's not alone. That's London Keys keeping her company


  • Blonde half-wit Natalie Nice is in a pool saying...something.

    What she's saying isn't as important as the fact that she's saying it TOPLESS.


  • Sexy young Natalie Nice is our kind of mechanic.

    No, not really. She'd probably glue your gas tank shut and pee in the radiator. She looks great naked though.


  • Large-bosomed Alanah Rae is laying on the couch... in lingerie.

    It doesn't stay on for long. Do we really need to explain what happens next? Umm, no.


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