Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Mom is washing cars, Miley Cyrus covers NIRVANA, OZZY doesn't remember the 80's, Eva Longoria has a nice hiney, Yurizan Beltran, Austin Taylor

While we wait patiently for the Government to release photos of the now-dead Osama Bin Laden, let's all look at THIS:
  • Your hot mom needs a little extra money:


  • So she's doing the car wash thing and posting online personal ads looking for a wealthy guy. Your dad is going to feel a little left out.

    THAT's TERRIBLE:
    (Just like your desire to cling to a group of people who could care less about you)
  • MILEY CYRUS covered NIRVANA's "Smells Like Teen Spirit" ... Live... In Concert.

    Next Up, The Apocalypse!!


  • What, you didn't think we were going to link to a MILEY CYRUS album, did you?
    THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

    (But your skill with the ladies IS. Get a girlfriend, would you please, Mister personality?)

  • Eva Longoria has what we'd refer to as a 'nifty hiney'

    and by 'nifty hiney' we mean 'nice arse'

    and if you like her nice arse there, look at it HERE

    Rene Perez, Jana Foxy, and a whole lot MORE Lovin' in some Lingerie (FreakShow Planet)

    A Chat with Norm MacDonald (Bullz-Eye)

    Natalie Nice looks really Nice NAKED... well, almost (z0d)

    Naja Irie is a chocolate chipper vixen (Daily Niner)




  • I'M SORRY:
    (Sorry you don't see the writing on the wall, pal. It's about as obvious as all those blackheads on your face)

  • Once again we have some video of OZZY OSBOURNE. This time, he's watching a video of himself from 1981

    He doesn't remember it...at all. Is it really all that shocking that he doesn't?



  • LIVE AT BUDOKAN? Is there any band that HASN'T done a "Live at Budokan" record and/or video?.

    OK, enough o' dat! Bring on the girls!

  • This, friends, is YURIZAN BELTRAN. She's got a tight bikini that seems to be a little dry.

    So what's a girl to do? Well she lubes them up liberally, of course.... duh. Winning!


  • ...and this young lady is Austin Taylor and she's ...*ahem*... auditioning for the Lingerie Bowl.

    Then her boyfriend enters the room, and Sha-blam...this happens. Don't blame us. We just oogle hineys.


  • Facelifts are let's face it, necessary...and FOUNDRY CAMS was no exception to that rule, so we did this:

    We totally revamped FOUNDRY CAMS, with a new domain, hotter girls, lower prices, and a better user experience. So far, the response has beeen HUGE. Check it out:


    and if you feel like following us on Twitter (we'll keep you up to date on what all the girlies are doing)

    Click it, fool!

  • Speaking of FOUNDRY CAMS check out what WE got from one of our newer gals:
    Lita Lenee, one of our newer young ladies in the FOUNDRY CAMS flock, sent in an amazing videos with a slightly (OK, VERY) revised old-school FoundryMusic T-shirt. Nikki Sixx and our friends at SIXX A.M. sent in "Lies of the Beautiful People" from their new album "This Is Gonna Hurt". Put 'em together and you have one hell of a great video.
    Thanks to Jon for the editing as usual.



    CLICK THE PIC. WATCH THE VIDEO. DIG THE MUSIC.

    When you're all done, if you have any fluids left in that body of yours, head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with the lovely Lita Lenee LIVE on cam!

    Thanks again to SIXX A.M. for sending in "Lies of the Beautiful People" from their upcoming album "This Is Gonna Hurt".

    ...and that, friends... is the way to kill a mouse with a spatula.


    Remember, kids... you follow us and we'll follow you!
    You follow US on twitter and we follow YOU on twitter. We're always updating so bring a shovel.
    - Follow this one and we'll keep you up to date on all the bodies we have buried in the basement... umm, maybe
    - Now Follow this one (we'll keep you posted about our ladies and what they're up to online on a daily basis)



  • Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

    We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

    FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

    Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

    be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

    We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

    We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

    We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

    FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.


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