Nicolas Cage Rage Montage, QUIET RIOT re-formed, OZZY OSBOURNE re-charged, Brandy Talore, Flower Tucci, and Raylene Richards all show off their slut-tacular-ness

Make it a special weekend! spend it locked in a hotel room with a married person you JUST met:

Sounds like fun, right? Adultery. It's for adults... and 20-somethings that got married way too young.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your girthy chunky butt. Here's a free gym membership. Use it.)

Did you ever notice how often NICOLAS CAGE loses his mind in movies?

if not, this montage of classic 'Cage Rage' will give you a really good idea.


THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


We don't care if her music stinks...check out those boobies! (Drunken Stepfather)


A chat with David Hasselhoff (Bullz-Eye)

Got pregnant? Got Fat? You Gotta Get this book! (Muscle Sorority)

Gina B has all the B's we can think of: Boobs, Booty, Blond Hair, and Boy-oh-Boy do we want to jump on her (FreakShow Planet)

Juelz Ventura is tattooed, tight, and totally topless (z0d)

Dylan Ryder is reading filthy magazines and plaing with her boobs... which is what we wish were doing too (Dailyniner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry to hear that you're still blaming all of your problems on other people. Way to grow up, ya nut.)

Oh, so what if the rest of your bandmates are either dead or dislike you... that's no reason NOT to reform a band like QUIET RIOT, right? Um, right?

It's drummer Frankie Banali and... some guys... playing a bar... in Colorado.

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On the complete opposite end of the popularity spectrum, OZZY OSBOURNE touring the world, in arenas, with band members half his age.

yeah, Grizzly Bar in Colorado and Madison Square Garden...same thing, really... Uhh, no.

...OK, dats enough o' dat. Let's see some girls!

The gal with the robust boobs is back adult starlet BRANDY TALORE can't stop feeling up her massive rack:

Not that we blame her. If we had boobs like that, we'd play with them all the time too... and you'll never guess what happens when the dopey camera guy shuts up and Brandy is allowed to enjoy some time with a lucky fella.

Squirt-master supreme Flower TUcci is giving Nicole Banks a full body-cavity search in this clip:

as if that isn't enough, a lucky bank robber gets serviced by the two ladies... which is really the way all bank robberies should go... We think so anyway.

She goes by many names, but Raylene Richards is the kind of gal you want to see strip naked right in front of you:

Thanks to some guys much smarter than us, we have a cool program that will do just that!

Our pal and buxom blond Gisele, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos as well as her own site GOT GISELE, has returned to help us promote Retooled, the new FOUNDRY EP, available at all major online outlets. In the clip, Gisele makes some creative use out of a long shiny black light, while shaking her semi-clothed body to FOUNDRY's "Black Lights, Bright City" (Retooled by Rich DeCicco).
Thanks to Rich for the great remake. Thanks to Jon for the amazing editing, and thanks to Gisele for the rockin' bod.



Click on Gisele's impressive rack, then rock out with some FOUNDRY.
When your jaw stops swinging open, Go visit her at Got Gisele
...you can also Chat with Gisele LIVE on her cam

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass-salad of funs....

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Gisele Dances Under Black Lights with FOUNDRY

The lovely buxom blond Gisele, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos as well as her own site GOT GISELE, has returned to help us promote Retooled, the new FOUNDRY EP, available at all major online outlets. In the clip, Gisele makes some creative use out of a long shiny black light, while shaking her semi-clothed body to FOUNDRY's "Black Lights, Bright City" (Retooled by Rich DeCicco).
Thanks to Rich for the great remake. Thanks to Jon for the amazing editing, and thanks to Gisele for the rockin' bod.



Click on Gisele's impressive rack, then rock out with some FOUNDRY.
When your jaw stops swinging open, Go visit her at Got Gisele
...you can also Chat with Gisele LIVE on her cam

Bands and labels, if you want YOUR music featued in a FOUNDRY CAMS video, you should send your CDs and press kits to:

FoundryMusic
c/o DFL MEDIA, LLC
PO Box 257
Millington, NJ
07946


You can pick up Retooled by FOUNDRY at the following online music outlets:
iTunes:


Amazon

Napster

It's everywhere. It's like herpes. Without the lip sores.

You can also see Gisele in these videos:

FOUNDRY CAMS: Gisele will never break the Chain
FOUNDRY CAMS: Gisele is The One
FOUNDRY CAMS: Lollipop Girls Rock Out To Framing Hanley
FOUNDRY CAMS: The First Noel - A Cam Girl Christmas Compilation
FOUNDRY CAMS: Gisele Shows off her new F*CK ME shirt and animal print bra



OK, now scram... don't you have music to purchase?

Iraqi Soldier Loves Knives, MUSHROOMHEAD and CRASHDIET live, Lovely Latina Cleavage, Gemma Massey, Alexis Silver, and their British Boobs

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not as bad as your general state of health, madam. Why not go on a diet or three before your heart explodes)

Why is this Iraqi soldier hammering knives into his skull?

He's out of spoons. Duh.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


whose outstanding Latina Cleavage is this? (Drunken Stepfather)

You might actually get this one...especially since she's been naked so many times...even when she was sporting a unibrow

Sydney Moon is mooning the camera...kinda. She's mostly diddling (Freakshow Planet)

Yoko Ono chats with Bullz-Eye.com (Bullz-Eye)

Rachel Mestonen in something resembling a bikini...only smaller (Gorillamask)

Sarah is really TAN...and NAKED...and TAN (Dailyniner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your heart is constantly thumping like a jackrabbit, you monstrosity)

Those masked maniacs in MUSHROOMHEAD blew the roof off Toad's Place in New Haven, Connecticut the other night:

Kind of looking like a pissed-off version of Blue Man Group.

Their new album is called Beautiful Stories for Ugly Children... makes us think of...us... *sob*

Because it's always 1987 somewhere, Swedish Glam Rockers CRASHDÏET enjoyed their time in Argentina:

Argentina must be in a time warp. Let's all take a trip down to South America!

They must be doing something right, because their latest album Generation Wild continues to sell


From heavy metal, we segue over to heavy hooters...

When busty British babe Alexis Silver isn't breast-feeding Zoo animals, she likes to wash her boobs in the tub:

of course, she's got to be clean considering the pounding she's about to get

Staying on the other side of the pond Gemma Massey is bailing on her pink lingerie:

In lieu of something more comfortable...which in this case is NOTHING at all.

Our friends in PAPA ROACH, who just released Time For Annihilation..On the Record, and On The Road gave us their song "Burn".
We had our own Nina from FOUNDRY CAMS tear up a FoundryMusic Shirt and make us a spank-tastic video:



Click on Nina's Cleavage to check out her Smokin' Hot Body...and then some.

Of course, once you cool off a little, carry your carcass on over to FOUNDRY CAMS where you can chat with Nina LIVE on cam for hours on end.

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass burrito of fun....

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Runaway Crane vs. Police Car, Robust Redneck vs. POISON song, ALICE in CHAINS in NYC, OZZY in Italy, Ripper Owens in Tiny Clubs, The POODLES in tight pants, Sasha Grey topless montage, Big boob-fest with Shay Laren, Ava Addams, Leanne Crow, Jelena Jensen

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not as bad as your hangover breath. Here's a mint, deadmouth)

Runaway Crane + Minivan + Bus + Police Cruiser = Big Ass Mess:

There was broken glass and pointy things everywhere. Glass? Who gives a shit about glass?

A robust young, West Virginia Redneck belts out his version of POISON's 'Every Rose Has Its Thorn':

Somewhere, in the back of a tour bus, Bret Michaels is watching this and weeping. We know, because we sent it to the fucker.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:



Celebrity Flat Ass In Jeans Alert - Oh WHO could it be? (Drunken Stepfather)

OK, here's a clue: she doesn't show her can often *Cough* KNOCKED UP *cough*, but when she DOES... ooga booga.

Christiano Ronaldo's Girlfriend Is A 10 (Banned In Hollywood)

25 Awesome Things Made Out of Beer Cans (Maxim)

Anna Lynn Cruz cruises right out of her lingerie, showing off her outstanding Latina loveliness (Freakshow Planet)

Girl Next Door: Wrenna Monet (Bullz-Eye)

Rare Footage of Kobe Bryant in High School Scoring 43 Points (The Hoop Doctors)

Mandy Lee steps into the tub and sheds her pesky, cumbersome bikini (z0d)

Possibly The Worlds Most Dangerous Theme Park (DJMICK)

If you woke up next to Susie Addison every morning, you'd never get out of bed. Ever. (Dailyniner)

9 Types of Fans You WILL Find at a Tailgate (The Campus Socialite)

The 15 Most Outlandish Wall Street Indulgences (BroBible)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you'll be riding the coattails of your drinking buddy until you get booted out.)

Those nice boys in ALICE IN CHAINS played Madison Square Garden the other night:

William DuVall's afro was visible from the nosebleed section, incidentally. you can catch Alice In chains on the BLACKDIAMONDSKYE tour with MASTODON and DEFTONES.

Our longtime pal OZZY OSBOURNE is on tour for the next 18 months:

No wonder he yells at his fans so much; the man is overworked and C R A N K Y.

Tim 'Ripper' Owens was plucked out of obscurity to front JUDAS PRIEST:

...and then Rob Halford rejoined the band and Ripper is playing clubs with really low ceilings in Austria.

So, you want to wear tight pants, makeup, and rock out with your cock out? You're probably going to have to move to Sweden to do it:

THE POODLES are living proof that you can still be a glam-rocking dickbag... in Sweden.

From Rock, we segue right to Racks...

Despite her brief detour into mainstream acting, we'll always know SASHA GREY for her day job:

That girl sure can take a pounding... see for yourself... on demand, fools!!

Naturally-big-breasted Ava Addams and Jelena Jensen are groping one another fiercely:

There's nothing like busty women groping one another to throw off a creepy cameraman. You should see what happened next... that God Frenchy shut up.

Keeping with the big-ass-boobs theme, buxom Shay Laren is allergic to gold fabric. Her bikini happens to made of...Gold fabric:

We don't want Shay getting all itchy so ... guess which article of clothing Shay parted ways with?

As if we haven't already given you more boobies than you deserve, Leanne Crow and her Giant Juggs are sitting in an awful egg-shaped chair:

The only thing that could possibly improve this clip is a whole lot of bosom juggling...which fortunately for you, Leanne does. All girl with H-cup boobs should be required by law to juggle their bosoms.

...and that, kids... is the end of today's information-filled update....

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

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Camerella & Buckcherry Can Go All Night Long On Her Cam

Camerella is a naturally-busty, young, perky, beautiful young lady who has no problem taking her clothes off on her cam. She's also the kind of good sport who has no problem chopping up one of our old-school, over-sized Foundrymusic T-Shirts and turning it into a two-piece outfit. Thanks to Josh, Keith, and our friends in BUCKCHERRY for the song "All Night Long".

Thanks once again to our own Jon for the editing.



Click on Camerella's strategically-placed hand, watch the full-length video, then spend all night long chit-chatting with Camerella online on her cam LIVE!

Bands and labels, if you want YOUR music featued in a FOUNDRY CAMS video, you should send your CDs and press kits to:

FoundryMusic
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PO Box 257
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Thanks again to Josh Todd, Keith Nelson, and our friends in BUCKCHERRY for giving us "All Night Long", which is available everywhere NOW!



You can also grab some BUCKCHERRY online at iTunes:


And wouldn't you know it? BUCKCHERRY is on tour NOW - so get those tickets! (Hey, they're friends... you help your friends, you know?)

Oh lookee... here's the interview we did with JOSH TODD of BUCKCHERRY back in 2004. See? We go WAAAY back.

OK... let's see if we got everything...
new Camerella video? Check.
Thanks to BUCKCHERRY? Check
BUCKCHERRY on tour? Check!

OK, that's all... resume party!

Nice Lady Knock Out, Jessica Alba Upskirt, Scott Weiland Faceplant, AEROSMITH on stage NOT fighting, Breanna Meets PRETTY MAIDS, Janette takes a Bath, Sandra Shine plays with herself, Sara Jay's Boobs pop out

Hells yeah, it's the weekend! pick up some roofies, then pick up a few married ladies, and then make sure the trunk is good and empty:

See? they all look like they're enjoying it. Stop worrying and engage in some good old fashioned adultery

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(But not even remotely as bad as your receding hairline and breath. Here's a mint and some Rogaine)

A Nice Lady tries to break up a fight on the 6 Train:

Li'l Miss Can't-Mind-Her-Own-Business got knocked right the F--K out.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Jessica Alba Forgotted Her Underwear (WWTDD)

Wait, what? Jesica Alba's Va-jay-jay was showing??? Where were we??? Oh that's right. NOT THERE. Dammit!


Whose just-got-out-of-jail braless boobs are these? (Drunken Stepfather)

Oh please Oh please make that Linda Lovelace Biopic so we can see your cooch. That's all the hint you get today. No soup for YOU!

Extreme Autofest 2010 San Diego - Bikini Contest Pictures (Sub5zero)

Jenny and Charmane are the Bestest of Friends (Freakshow Planet)

Girl Next Door: Jessica Marie (Bullz-Eye)

Faye and Erin are Awfully Friendly Awfully Fast (z0d)

Playboy's Elle Milano Can't Get oUt of Her Shirt and Shorts Fast Enough (Dailyniner)

Shannon James: Blonde, Bookish, Bangin’ (The Smoking Jacket)

Monumental Moments in Pranksmanship (The campus Socialite)

Who’s Dumber: Cops or Crooks? You Decide! (UPROXX)

Eyeborg Seeks Woman With Machine Gun Leg (GammaSquad)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that most of your friends' names are plastered on the front of whiskey bottles)

Our personal friend and all-around prima donna Scott Weiland from STONE TEMPLE PILOTS fell off the stage...again:

Hahahahahahahaha. That's what we have to say about THAT. Come down off your cloud, rock star. You might just see the edge of the stage next time.

Are our eyes deceiving us? or is that AEROSMITH? Performing On Stage? and NOT beating the piss out of one another?

indeed it is. now go see AEROSMITH live before Tyler and Perry kill one another.

Hard Rock isn't too far away from... hard nips!

Having huge boobs must be like christmas every day, because Janette doesn't waste any time unwrapping those giant funbags and playing with them:

How's a girl supposed to get clean when she can't stop playing with her own boobs long enough to get clean? meh. Who cares?

Hungarian hotness Sandra Shine is playing with herself on top of some VERY heavy machinery:

Doesn't she know how to read safety manuals? For crying out loud, she's wearing a hard hat and no underwear!!! Someone call OSHA!!!

Enormously well-endowed MILF Sara Jay can't wait to get out of her sweater:

Once she's out of that cumbersome sweater This busty mommy makes a lucky boy even luckier. Lucky bastard... grrr.

21 year-old Breanna (aka BreannaRose) makes her FOUNDRY CAMS debut in this eye-popping topless video which features (of course) Breanna, one of our old-school, ripped up FoundryMusic T-shirts, and Breanna's outstanding topless body. You'll never wish you were a tiny white thong more in your life.
Thanks to Danish heavy metal band PRETTY MAIDS for the song "Pandemonium".



Click on Breanna's ta-tas...watch the full vid...rock out for a while... then once you're all done drooling into a bucket, head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Breanna LIVE on CAM!

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Skydiving with a Rubik's Cube, Kelly Brook at Piranha Premiere, Mystery Hiney, Joe Perry Knocks Down Steven Tyler, Dokken is Getting Old, Ashlynn Brooke, Karina Hart, and Lataya Roxx are all topless and frisky

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not nearly as bad as your self-esteem. How DO you make it through the day without slitting your wrists?)

If you're not jumping out of a plane on an inflatable raft, doing a Rubik's cube, then you're just a pussy:

Skydivers in the Czech Republic apparently have balls the size of basketballs.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Kelly Brook at the Piranha 3D Premiere (WWTDD)

and WHY should you care? Because you get to see Kelly Brook's Tits and Arse in Piranha 3D. Duh.


Gee, whose surgically-augmented ass in a bikini is this? (Drunken Stepfather)

Come ON, guess, would ya? it's not like we're going to tell you she's a former Playboy Playmate who released a sex tape through Vivid. Aw shit. We did it again.

Millionaire Couple Builds Robotic Child (Noob Dad)

Monique Alexander makes slutty look not-so-slutty in this Black & White Photo Shoot (Freakshow Planet)

2010 Summer TCA Press Tour Recap (Bullz-Eye)

Evelyn Rain Wants to show you what's Under Her shorts (z0d)
Adventures In Rihanna’s On-Stage Self-Love (The Frisky)

Seven Technologies That Are Going to Kill Us All (UPROXX)

Welcome to Nassau: They have Dope Bagels and Rich Kids (New York Pudding)

15 Ways to Fight the Freshman 15 (The Campus Socialite)

The 15 Most Famous Secrets and Glitches in Videogame History (Dorkly)

Jessica Jaymes is looking all old-school pinup in this nifty photo set (Dailyniner)

I'M SORRY:
(So sorry the only women that you can pick up are hungover stragglers from last night's pool party)

In Toronto, where AEROSMITH was on tour at the Air Canada Centre, Joe Perry knocked Steven Tyler clean off the stage:

You know, in case you haven't seen them... you should go see AEROSMITH live before Perry and Tyler strangle one another.

You're not Rockin... unless you're blowing your voice out with Don Dokken! whose voice is sounding worse every day...

DOKKEN's latest album is a collection of re-recorded classics... and it's on sale now!

From classic rock, we segue into classic RACKS...

This video of the lovely Ashlynn Brooke is not exactly what we'd call 'subtle':

Any clip that starts with a camer aimed up her skirt and her butt getting oiled up is bound to end well.

This busty Slovak chick is LaTaya Roxx, and she's deluded herself into thinking she's Batman:

Since when does Batman bounce on a trampoline with his tits hanging out? once, maybe? Exactly.

Keeping with the eastern European big-boobed babes here's Karina Hart and her obnoxiously-huge boobs:

They're packed into a teeny-tiny bikini... but honestly they don't stay in there for very long. they flop out very quickly and she shows off their 34H goodness.

Emi, who has been featured in other FOUNDRY CAMS clips, is once again shaking her tattooed tail in tribute to "Tattoos & Tequila" by VINCE NEIL of MOTLEY CRUE. We wanted her to drink Vince Neil's Tres Rios Tequila while she made this clip, but after thinking it through, we realized no one wanted to see a clip of a giggling tattooed chick falling down.


Click on Emi's very large tattoo, enjoy some Tequila if you'd like, then head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Emi LIVE (try not to get too wasted; you don't want any of that drunk-typing happening)

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

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