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THAT's TERRIBLE:
(just like your attitude and your face. Please adjust both accordingly... with a chainsaw))
There were some really amazing bands at the Coachella festival this week..
...but the real fun was watching this drunkard struggle with his flip-flops.
Umm, pay no attention to that runaway saw blade racing through your front lawn...
...yeah, the one that just ripped a three foot hole in the side of your house...*whistles and walks away*
THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:
Keifer Sutherland is doing GREAT! (WWTDD)
Gee, whose silicone-injected boobs could these be? (Drunken Stepfather)
umm, could they belong to a former PLAYBOY playmate who has had more work done than the Statue of Liberty?
Esteemed Character Actor Considers Suicide Over Latest Career 'Low' (Asylum)
Alexis Texas Has the nicest ass in ...Detroit? (Freakshow Planet)
Ten Kick Ass Gadgets Not Called the iPad (Bullz-Eye)
shyla Jennings Isn't Shy about Showing Off Her Boobies (Dailyniner)
Brian Posehn - This Guy Loves “Fart And Wiener Jokes” (COMEDY)
FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU, The Game (HEAVY)
50 Green Apps That Make Every Day Earth Day (The Bachelor Guy)
*GASP!* Christine Veronica isn't wearing anything! (well, a shirt maybe) (z0d)
Cougar sighting: 19-year-old Kick-Ass star Aaron Johnson's fianceé/baby mama is 42 (FilmDrunk)
Top 10: Weirdest Political Parties (Apoliticus)
Bird Loves House Music (CollegeHumor)
I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the only ass you get is the lingering stench on a toilet seat)
Shocking but true: the guys in WINGER are still alive, and people are still paying to see them live:
"Down Incognito" Live in Dudley, UK... they're touring behind their new disc Karma, which of course, we used in a FOUNDRY CAMS video.
From rock we move to racks...
when busty blond Shyla Styles from Big Wet Asses isn't doing humanitarian work, she likes to dance around in heels and cover her ass in baby oil:
and if you want to see the full hardcore clip, you can check out BIG WET ASSES - on Demand Now.
Move over large bosoms, we have LARGER bosoms to show you
How the hell does 18 year old Busty Ellen manage to haul around a 34G-sized chest:
Young, Tight, large-chested, and has a huge collection of lucky sex gadgets!
Moving to the high(er) brow, we take a peek at Jenya D (aka Katie Fey) who not only has excellent taste in transparent clothes...
and fortunately for you fellas...she has excellent taste in women as well.
Why do we love sending out enormous old school FoundryMusic T-Shirts to our FOUNDRY CAMS girls? Because we love seeing what girls like Brooke and Sweet Victoria wind up doing with them. In this case, they made a vest and a miniskirt, respectively.
Thanks to our friends in FRAMING HANLEY for "Stupid Girl".
Click on Brooke blond locks, and stare wide-eyed at the screen for a while
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So, uhh... how was the weekend? Did you spend some time with a few gals and a riding crop?
If the answer is 'yes', then congrats! You've officially graduated into adulthood. Come get your shiny nickel. Hmmm?THAT's TERRIBLE:(But your breath is. How's about we wash your mouth out with Bleach?)He's Brazilian, he's at a soccer match, he's sitting on a ledge, and he's REALLY drunk:
This is SOOOO not going to end well.THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks again to our pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is constantly shooting content for LOAD MY MOUTH (so very not-safe-for-work), we were able to add new bosoms to RateMyWOW today courtesy of adult starlets MONA and JACKI SAWYER:
RateMyWOW: JACKI SAWYER
RateMyWOW: MONA
Shauna Sand looks a wax statue in a bikini (Drunken Stepfather)Hopefully she can sell enough copies of her sex tape to keep paying the Formaldehyde bill.
How did Kim Kardashian Get So famous? (WWTDD)Ehh, in case that photo above is too subtle... we'll just spell it out for you and link to the sex tape she released a few years ago... See, she's a "celebrity".Disney Discriminates Against Busty Sluts (FilmDrunk)Girl Next Door: Melissa Melendez (Bullz-Eye)Penthouse Pet Yurizan Beltran has big, beautiful boobs (FreakshowPlanet)15 Funniest Foreigners On TV (Comedy)Tarra White is quite the dish...and naked (z0d)Señor Chang's Rap (Dave and Thomas)Shay Laren and her boobs put all other women to shame (Dailyniner)Bar Refaeli puts on a smokeshow for Elle magazine (Guyism)Alcoholic Slide - like the Electic Slide, only drunker (College Humor)6 Television Mashups That Need to Happen (FunnyCrave)I'M SORRY:(Sorry that your personality is more likely to get you shot than promoted)After three years of vocal rehabilitation, Tom Keifer from CINDERELLA still sounds like he's singing through a cheese grater.
Which is probably a compliment, considering that's how he's always sounded.Our friends in ALICE IN CHAINS are on tour now (click for tickets) and this is what their stop in Montreal looked like:
Layne Staley made a guest appearance. Oh shit, wait...no he didn't. HE's dead.From big guitars to big booty...Sexy young adult starlet Kimberly Kane got her butt all oiled up:
For the totally hardcore, check out the full-length Kimberly Kane clip in BIG WET ASSES #15 - on demand.Oooh look! Another Kimberly! Kimberly Rogers is the most beautiful gal in the neighborhood:
Of course, you won't find Mr. Rogers here....Well hello there, guy's name! Beautiful Billy is from the Czech Republic:
and while she might have a name more commonly associated with a fella, she's ALL woman.To celebrate the opening of Gisele's new solo site, GOT GISELE take a look-see at the new FOUNDRY CAMS video she made for us:
Click on Gisele right now, and watch the full jaw-dropping awesome video!Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?
We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did
FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing
Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates
be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep
We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.
We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.
We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.
FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.
