Bull jumps into crowd, Kim Kardashian's Ass Eats Chairs, MOTORHEAD in NYC, DUFF and STEVEN ADLER in London, New music from SHAKRA, Dominno, Mandy Dee, Christy Marks, and their Double-D's

When was the last time you saw four asses that weren't in a police lineup? *rimshot*.

Actually, we found a photo of your MILF mother and her friends looking for love in all the wrong places...or the RIGHT ones, if you're on the receiving end. Tell your mom she's got a nice dumper, by the way.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like this year's Academy Awards. What a snooze-fest. Oof)

Why would ANYONE sit in the front row at a rodeo?

Seems only obvious that you'd get sprayed will bull snot and mauled by a bull if you were this close, no? Serves you right, ya redneck.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(Unlike this year's Oscars... yes, we're going to beat that into the ground)


Kim Kardashian's ass eats chairs (Drunken Stepfather)

It wasn't so long ago that... Kim's ass was eating RAY J, if you catch our meaning


Dating Tips from Charlie Sheen (How About We)

Eufrat has a strange-ass (FreakShow Planet)

NFL Scouting Combine Thoughts: Quarterbacks (Scores Report)

Anna Lynn Cruz is Caressing her Cooch... not to put too fine a point on it (z0d)

Liz Ashley is all kinds of pasty-white on the outside, but her insides are all kinds of wonderful (Daily Niner)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry you stayed up to watch this year's Academy Awards... getting tired of that line yet?)

There was almost a GUNS 'N ROSES reunion with DUFF McKAGAN and STEVEN ADLER in London:

Now we just have to get AXL and SLASH in a room together...and who are we kidding? That's never gonna happen.

...and look who else was jamming together. If it ain't MOTORHEAD and DORO PESCH...together at last!

Oh who are we kidding? Does anyone really care if Doro showed up? Lemmy on the other hand, is God.

...and what can you say about a band like SHAKRA?

Quite frankly, nothing until this morning, because we never gave a shit. This single pretty much rocks though, so now we care.

From Swedish headbangers to swinging moo-cow udders:

What's better than watching two non-English speakers like Dominno and Mandy Dee making out?

Absolutely nothing. Well, maybe ice cream. Yeah, ice cream is pretty badass.

Is that Christy Marks twirling a baton?

Oh please, like WE know. If she didn't have enormous boobs, she'd be another nameless dope in the endless pile of nameless dopes.

Switching gears (kind of)... let's lookee here...

If Emma Ink looks familiar, that's because she's been in other FOUNDRY CAMS clips before (these girls change their names like they're changing their panties, for crying out loud). She's tattooed up and would be the perfect trophy to add to the back of your motorcycle... if you're into that kind of thing. Thanks to our friends in FURNAZE for the friendly music.
Thanks to Jon for the editing, as always.

Watch the vid. Get all excited... then get yourself on over to Emma-Ink.com and watch Emma LIVE, on webcam, getting naked and dirty just for you. (and we do mean JUST for you, because she'll do the private VIP thing if you want)




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