MILF loves the bowflex, Russian X-Men trailer, 5 minutes of 'Source Code', A few seconds of 'Quarantine 2', FOO FIGHTERS new video, ALICE COOPER live, New FIREWIND video, JOHN 5 plays better than you

Tell your mom all that bowflex work is paying off:

When we saw this photo of her in her personal ad... we were kinda wishing she wasn't your mom, you know?

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your dumpster-sized ass. Happy birthday, here's a treadmill)

Well, it's not so much 'terrible' as it is aggrivating:

If you can handle the Russian dubbing and text, there's a whole hat-full of new footage from X-MEN First Class. Yes, a HAT full.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(Unlike your waist size, which seems to increase weekly)

The first five minutes of the movie SOURCE CODE are online and if you're confused...

GOOD. So are we, and we'd hate to think there was anyone out there smarter than us. We're Sooper Geniuses.

The sequel to the film QUARANTINE is online, and while we can't really render judgement, we want to say...

"Get these mother-fuckin' zombies off this mother-fuckin' plane!!! There. We said it. We feel much much better.

KE$ha is a slob in a bikini

That's all. click the pic if you want to vomit. (Drunken Stepfather)

Elisa wastes NO time in showing you her no-no spot (FreakShow Planet)

Interview with the Cast & Crew of 'LIMITLESS' (Bullz Eye)

Larisa is measuring the size of her nips. This is something we think all women should do and take note of (z0d)

Angela Taylor has beetles in her cooter...either that, or she really loves playing with it...a lot (Daily Niner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry your left tit is obnoxiously larger than your right one Why dontcha get that fixed, honey?)

FOO FIGHTERS have a new video out, and it was directed by Dave Grohl himself:

Not that we can tell, to be honest. It could have been directed by Fellini, but then again he's dead...but that would have been something, wouldn't it? You know, the whole dead-guy-directing a fuckin' video?

ALICE COOPER just got inducted into the Hall of Fame, so in honor...we bring you...:

A performance from last fall of a song he wrote about ten years ago. Yaaaaay us. Way to go above and beyond, right?

Want to play guitar like JOHN 5 (from ROB ZOMBIE and formerly of MARILYN MANSON)????

Well good fucking luck, because this video lesson will do more to confuse the shit out of you than help you.

Now, most of you know that Gus G. plays guitar for OZZY OSBOURNE. Did you also know that he's in a band FIREWIND?

No? They're Greek. Which means that when they're not washing dishes in a diner somewhere in New Jersey, they're doing THIS.

OK, so that took a while to get through. Who's up for some boobies? Yeah, you in the back. You're always raising your hand. Perv.

Anyone want to see the lovely Autumn Riley rub a very lucky lollipop on her nips?

No? Alright then, fuck off. We don't serve your kind here. You know, like droids...

There's a lot of talk of gals named Bree in the news lately (you know, the whole Bree Olson/Charlie Sheen thing...

Well THIS friends is a girl named BREE DANIELS...We think she's hotter than Bree Olson, but she's also not nailing Charlie Sheen. Then again, what do we know?

Switching gears (kind of)... let's lookee here...

If Emma Ink looks familiar, that's because she's been in other FOUNDRY CAMS videos.
Thanks to Jon for the editing, as always.

Watch the vid. Get all excited... then get yourself on over to Emma-Ink.com and watch Emma LIVE, on webcam, getting naked and dirty just for you. (and we do mean JUST for you, because she'll do the private VIP thing if you want)




...and that, friends... is the way to impress a gal on a first dateway to make a greek salad.

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