Bull jumps into crowd, Kim Kardashian's Ass Eats Chairs, MOTORHEAD in NYC, DUFF and STEVEN ADLER in London, New music from SHAKRA, Dominno, Mandy Dee, Christy Marks, and their Double-D's

When was the last time you saw four asses that weren't in a police lineup? *rimshot*.

Actually, we found a photo of your MILF mother and her friends looking for love in all the wrong places...or the RIGHT ones, if you're on the receiving end. Tell your mom she's got a nice dumper, by the way.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like this year's Academy Awards. What a snooze-fest. Oof)

Why would ANYONE sit in the front row at a rodeo?

Seems only obvious that you'd get sprayed will bull snot and mauled by a bull if you were this close, no? Serves you right, ya redneck.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(Unlike this year's Oscars... yes, we're going to beat that into the ground)


Kim Kardashian's ass eats chairs (Drunken Stepfather)

It wasn't so long ago that... Kim's ass was eating RAY J, if you catch our meaning


Dating Tips from Charlie Sheen (How About We)

Eufrat has a strange-ass (FreakShow Planet)

NFL Scouting Combine Thoughts: Quarterbacks (Scores Report)

Anna Lynn Cruz is Caressing her Cooch... not to put too fine a point on it (z0d)

Liz Ashley is all kinds of pasty-white on the outside, but her insides are all kinds of wonderful (Daily Niner)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry you stayed up to watch this year's Academy Awards... getting tired of that line yet?)

There was almost a GUNS 'N ROSES reunion with DUFF McKAGAN and STEVEN ADLER in London:

Now we just have to get AXL and SLASH in a room together...and who are we kidding? That's never gonna happen.

...and look who else was jamming together. If it ain't MOTORHEAD and DORO PESCH...together at last!

Oh who are we kidding? Does anyone really care if Doro showed up? Lemmy on the other hand, is God.

...and what can you say about a band like SHAKRA?

Quite frankly, nothing until this morning, because we never gave a shit. This single pretty much rocks though, so now we care.

From Swedish headbangers to swinging moo-cow udders:

What's better than watching two non-English speakers like Dominno and Mandy Dee making out?

Absolutely nothing. Well, maybe ice cream. Yeah, ice cream is pretty badass.

Is that Christy Marks twirling a baton?

Oh please, like WE know. If she didn't have enormous boobs, she'd be another nameless dope in the endless pile of nameless dopes.

Switching gears (kind of)... let's lookee here...

If Emma Ink looks familiar, that's because she's been in other FOUNDRY CAMS clips before (these girls change their names like they're changing their panties, for crying out loud). She's tattooed up and would be the perfect trophy to add to the back of your motorcycle... if you're into that kind of thing. Thanks to our friends in FURNAZE for the friendly music.
Thanks to Jon for the editing, as always.

Watch the vid. Get all excited... then get yourself on over to Emma-Ink.com and watch Emma LIVE, on webcam, getting naked and dirty just for you. (and we do mean JUST for you, because she'll do the private VIP thing if you want)




...and that, friends... is the way you don't pay attention to the Academy Awards... Had enough yet?

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Another Tranformers 3 Accident, Silver painted hiney, Aaron Lewis Reprimands, Sully Erna throws Microphones, Helloween asks Are You Metal? Shyla Stylez, Alanah Rae, Janessa Brazil get very friendly

Hey there! Might we interest you in some beginning-of-week debauchery? yeah, we thought so. Take a look at these frisky young things:

Who cares if they have boyfriends? No boyfriend in room = no attachments. They're all of age.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but the size of your clothing keeps increasing, and that's pretty upsetting, dontcha think?)

Bumblebee transformed into a crumpled piece of twisted metal:

They're making a new TRANSFORMERS movie... and they might just finish it if they could stop crashing cars and sending people to the Emergency Room.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

Aw shit, we lied...this IS terrible:

Whose silver-covered rump is going to be in W Magazine? (Drunken Stepfather)

We could tell you but you probably already know... she's got a thing for black dudes and videotaping her sessions with them. Give up yet? Hope not.

The Insane Genius of Wesley Willis (UPROXX)

Julia crown is a Royal Piece of Ass (Freakshow Planet)

The best of the first year of Guyism (Guyism)

A Chat with Jim Breuer (Bullz-Eye)

Ann Marie Le Sante... Lots of names. One amazing body (z0d)

Ariel has dark red hair and umm... uhh...wow, what were we saying? (Dailyniner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you get winded walking from your car to the front door. Here's a treadmill. Happy birthday)

Kids, if you're going to see STAIND singer Aaron Lewis, be sure to keep your conversations to a dull roar:

Or he'll stop playing and reprimand you just like when you were in high school.

moving on to a fellow Mass-hole, SULLY ERNA FROM GODSMACK is out on tour (get those tickets) and throwing mic stands like a loon:

Why not go see GODSMACK On tour with DROWNING POOL and FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH, and ask Sully politely not throw a mic stand at your head.

The band is promoting their latest album, The Oracle:

...and of course Sully just released his solo album Avalon, which is, to put it mildly, mellow as hell:

Our German buddies in HELLOWEEN want to know "Are You Metal?":

The girls with the bear traps on their heads seem to think they are VERY metal.

Be on the lookout for the band's new album 7 Sinners


From metal, we sliiiide on over to... MELONS! cuz that's what we do...

Busty beautiful Alanah Rae and Shyla Stylez start off in the ring beating the stuffing out of one another:

But after a few minutes fighting turned into a very friendly game of 'touch my no-no spot'. We love when girls are friendly to one another.

Busty Brazilian Janessa Brazil (nice name, right?) has a friend named ... Idelsy? (yeah, we don't get it either)

They're both wrapped in tight lace lingerie, but not for long, folks! They get awfully fond of one another and we love when that happens.

Our friends in PAPA ROACH, who just released Time For Annihilation..On the Record, and On The Road gave us their song "Burn".
We had our own Nina from FOUNDRY CAMS tear up a FoundryMusic Shirt and make us a spank-tastic video:



Click on Nina's Cleavage to check out her Smokin' Hot Body...and then some.

Of course, once you cool off a little, carry your carcass on over to FOUNDRY CAMS where you can chat with Nina LIVE on cam for hours on end.

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass burrito of fun....

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Wheelchair dancing, Biker Crash Caught on Video, Mystery Ass, bloated shirtless GREAT WHITE singer, Dave Mustaine plays Guitar Hero, New FOUNDRY CAMS video, Lia19 Skinny Dipping, Jasmine Black and Rye get very friendly

If there's one rule you should abide by, it's this: never kick a girl out of bed for eating corn chips:

Change the sheets, get a vacuum, whatever no need to ruin an evening of fun because a hottie got hungry. Adultery is for adults. Adults get hungry, dammit.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not as awful as the situation you're stuck in, buddy boy)

Birth defects? Wheelchair Confined? NOT funny...

Flapping her arms non-stop while screaming 'Awaken it'? VERY FUNNY.

What's the great thing about Mounting a Camera on the front of your Motorcycle?

You get to capture the very moment you break every bone in your body. Like this schmuck.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:



Someone has a shelf-shaped ass...who could it be??? (Drunken Stepfather)

It's the kind of butt that may have been violated by Ray J on video... too much? Gave it away again? Shit!

Paris Hilton Can Fit LOTS of Drugs Where The Sun Don't Shine (New York Pudding)

Carmen Kees is the Bees Knees! (Freakshow Planet)

Music video directors who made the jump to the big screen (Bullz-Eye)

Domino's boobs are popping out of her leather jacket (z0d)

The 20 Worst T-Shirts (HEAVY)

Dylan Ryder wants you to ride her... get it? Ride her? Hehe (Dailyniner)

How To Explain To Your Kid You're Going To A Strip Club (The Noob Dad)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you now take orders from a kid younger than you. Bwahaha-haha)

So, you're in GREAT WHITE, and your singer is recovering from bowel surgery. What do you do!

You get a shirtless, bloated, singer like Paul Shortino to fill in... and THAT is Rock and Roll.

How difficult is it to play your OWN song on Guitar Hero?

If you're Dave Mustaine from MEGADETH... VERY, apparently.

From Rock to Racks...per usual....

What did the Busty Romanian girl say to the big-boobed Hungarian Hottie?

If you're Jamine Black and Rye.... nothing. They just made out for a while.

the lovely Lia 19 is lounging by the pool in a bikini:

but not for long, madam... she's out of that swimsuit and skinny dipping in no time. That's one of the perks of living in Arizona with a fenced-in pool.

Camerella is a naturally-busty, young, perky, beautiful young lady who has no problem taking her clothes off on her cam. She's also the kind of good sport who has no problem chopping up one of our old-school, over-sized Foundrymusic T-Shirts and turning it into a two-piece outfit. Thanks to Josh, Keith, and our friends in BUCKCHERRY for the song "All Night Long".



Click on Camerella's strategically-placed hand, watch the full-length video, then spend all night long chit-chatting with Camerella online on her cam LIVE!

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Grannies Fighting, Sandra Bullock Forgiving, Mystery Crotch Hiding, OZZY, IRON MAIDEN, HELLYEAH Rocking, GREAT WHITE singer Falling, Heather Summers, Cherry Jul stripping, Beshine Bouncing

Did you ever wonder what your mom was doing on those nights your dad was away on business trips?

Don't be a slave to morality... fornicate with a busty MILF as soon as you can. Adultery is for adults!

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your work ethic. Calling out again, eh?)

What's funnier than two old ladies fighting?

Nothing. Zip. Nada. Zero.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Sandra Bullock might just take Jesse James Back (WWTDD)

and because that story is way too gloomy for us, let's all look at Sandra Bullock's naked ass!


Who's trying to act like she hasn't shown off her poon before? (Drunken Stepfather)

C'mon, you know who it is... She's the OTHER chick who got famous with a sex tape...


Real Housewife Danielle Staub Gets Her Misshapen Breasts Fixed (Warming Glow)

aaand while you're at it Check out the slutty New Jersey Housewife in DANIELLE STAUB RAW - Online NOW!

Every Summer Needs a Summer Drink (The Campus Socialite)

PLAYBOY babe Keylee Parker struggle to stay in her pink panties (Freakshow Planet)

Girl Next Door: Lindsay Ann (Bullz-Eye)

'Star Trek' Meets Ke$ha's 'Tik Tok' - It's Actually Not Bad (URLesque)

Win a Guitar Signed by Ozzy Osbourne (wait...WE want it!!) (HEAVY)

Markesa Yeager slips out of her see-through lace lingerie (Dailyniner)

9 Unintentionally Hilarous Movie Deaths (UPROXX)

Georgia Jones is the Sweetest Peach we have ever seen (z0d)

Cocktail Conversation: Why We Call it "Soccer" When They All Call it "Football" (The Bachelor Guy)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your time in the cool kids club is dwindling... tick tock, tick tock, tick tock...)

Our buddy our pal our Prince-of-Darkness friend OZZY OSBOURNE has a new album and it's out TODAY!

The Ozzman gave the nice folks at the House of Blues in Hollywood a little preview of Scream. Don't you wish you were there?

Speaking of old heavy metal farts, IRON MAIDEN has a new album 'Final Frontier':

and in case it wasn't painfully obvious from the above clip, IRON MAIDEN is on tour now - get your tickets now!

In their new video for "Hell Of A Time" HELLYEAH is having a Hillbilly Hoedown:

the band's new album Stampede comes out in July - Order it, Hillbilly.

Even though he's sitting on a stool, GREAT WHITE frontman Jack Russell still manages to fall down on stage:

the poor guy had back surgery which is making him a little weak... and we're still making fun. We're assholes.

From Rock...all the way to racks:

Busty Blond adult starlet Heather Summers is all dressed up in a slinky black dress:

...which, unfortunately... doesn't stay on her for very long...because when you have boobs like that, you gots to play with 'em.

TO celebrate the World Cup, Cherry Jul has painted up her cooter to look like France's soccer uniform:

As you could imagine her cooter doesn't stay painted and closed for long.

Here's an odd one for you... Busty German babe Beshine calls this 'Dancing':

You'll call it 'desperately trying to stay upright' check out Beshine's full-explict clip and decide for yourself.

aaaand we have another beautiful busty blond babe shakin' her hiney in a FoundryMusic shirt...

Busty blond beautiful Bobbia makes her FOUNDRY CAMS debut in this clip featuring music by Sweden's CRASHDIET:


CLick Bobbia's Booty, damn you!!

Nice, right? Cam up with Bobbia at FOUNDRY CAMS and try to charm her out of her shorts

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Failed Fridge Theft, Kendra's Sex Tape Looks Awesome, Kim Kardashian's Kans, Sebastian Bach in Argentina, Receding Hairline Metal with ACCEPT, Hot Latvian Ass, PLAYBOY's Keylee Parker

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Like the lingering stench of body odor and farts you leave behind in every room)

Two geniuses try to steal a fridge in the wee hours of the morning...


...and when they realize it's too heavy, they... Well, you'll see.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Kendra's Sex Tape Looks Illegal (WWTDD)

Oh who are we bullshitting? VIVID is releasing the video later this month...and we can't wait to get our grubby mitts on it.


blah blah blah Kim Kardashian's Tits blah blah blah (Drunken Stepfather)

blah blah blah Kim Kardashian's Sex Tape blah blah blah

Is Miss USA Too Sexy? (Asylum)

Amazing Cleavage Art Made From Masking Tape (UPROXX)

Celeste Star is going to go Far... in the naked lady business, that is (Freakshow Planet)

A no-nonsense guide to designing your workout (Bullz-Eye)

Lovely Lara Leverence will make you want to Lick you Monitor (Dailyniner)

Worst Wedding DJ Ever (College Humor)

AUnderstanding the Complexities of Gtalk Status Icons (FunnyCrave)

Angel Cassidy in a Latex/Chain bikini.. *drool* (z0d)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that there isn't a toothpaste strong enough to clean those awful teeth of yours)

Looks like SEBASTIAN BACH is an Old-Fart-Gone-Wild:

...and 40,000 screaming Argentinians are loving every second of it.

It's time for Receding Hairline Heavy Metal with our German friends in ACCEPT (order online now!):

the new album will be out later this year, but you can fill your iPod with German goodness now!

From German Heavy Metal to Latvian Hot ass...

Who knew they grew hot ass in Latvia? smokin' hot Latvian hotness Inga C can't wait to get out of that body stocking:

We know how she feels. We hate body stockings too. Inga really seems to object to all forms of clothing...which isn't a bad thing.

Holy busty! PLAYBOY's Keylee Parker has 34G-sized gazongas:

which is our classy way of saying 'funbags' how does she stay upright with those things?... lotsa practice, evidently.

and since we like shameless self-promotion as much as the next fella

Here's Samantha in one of our official FoundryMusic T-Shirts shaking her ass to "Satisfied" by SOCIAL CODE:

CLICK THE PIC TO SEE SAMANTHA's SEXY STRIP!
(well it almost rhymes)

Then, when you have some motor function back... chat with Samantha LIVE, one-on-one, on her cam!

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Car Crashes into Bar, Father-Son Drifting Lesson, 3 Mins with Ted Levine, Kim Kardashian Was Beaten, Karissa Shannon Upskirt, New KORN music in NY, RUSH documentary Trailer, Public Nudity with Puma Swede, Butt Bongos with British Suzie

How did YOUR weekend treat you? were you shacked up with a co-worker in a motel getting hammered and fornicating?

If not, then WHY NOT? inter-office affairs can cure cancer... well, no they can't but imagine if they COULD?

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(just like your ace and hairline. Boy, are YOU in trouble)

This car crashes into a bar...and hard.


... it looks like it was thrown through the wall.

And the Parenting Award of the Year goes to...


Dutch man who teaches his son how to drift on a busy highway in Holland. Give it up for the Genius!

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

Ladies and gentlemen... let's spend three minutes with Ted Levine:


The greatest actor of all time. Screw Pacino! Thanks to our friends Jon and Al Kaplan for that gem.

Kim Kardashians First Husband Beat Her Up. A lot. (WWTDD)

You know something? That SO explains the sex tape. NO, really. It does.


Karissa Shannon From Playboy and her Interracial Upskirt (Drunken Stepfather)

Mmmmmm... sexy PLAYBOY girls so sexy just wanna... gaaah.

5 Questions from Tribeca With Ice Cube (MovieFone)

Angie Savage is Savagely Sexy...and has a huge back tattoo (Freakshow Planet)

THE LOSERS: Movie Review (Bullz-Eye)

Talia Kristin Tears off her Lace Lingerie (Dailyniner)

The 10 Best "Shreds" Videos On The Internet (UPROXX)

Boobquake 2010: Cleavage Edition (Gunaxin)

Plot of Jennifer Lopez' The Back-Up Plan recreated using quotes from scathing reviews (FilmDrunk)

Spend Some time in the Sauna with Elizabeth Ellis (z0d)

Top 5 Hottest TV Poker Hostesses (TheBachelorGuy)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the chip on your shoulder is roughly the size of Mount Everest)

Our buddies in KORN broke out their new song "Oildale (Leave Me Alone)" in Utica, New York:

The band's latest disc Korn III - Remember Who You Are comes out on Roadrunner mid-July 2010.

The new RUSH documentary Beyond the Lighted Stage debuted at TriBeCa Film Festival over the weekend:

The band was on-hand for the premiere, and you can check out the trailer - just click above!

From bands we move on to... that's right, BOOBIES!

Busty blond adult starlet Puma Swede went for a little ride around Hollywood wit the folks from Aziani Xposed:

Even people in Hollywood never get tired of naked ass. the full clip is online at Aziani Xposed.

From Hollywood all the way to the UK...

Sexy Suzie from Babespotting has a petite little body and a flair for the eccentric:

Eccentric = playing butt bongos with plastic flowers. See what we mean?

Why do we love sending out enormous old school FoundryMusic T-Shirts to our FOUNDRY CAMS girls? Because we love seeing what girls like Brooke and Sweet Victoria wind up doing with them. In this case, they made a vest and a miniskirt, respectively.
Thanks to our friends in FRAMING HANLEY for "Stupid Girl".

Click on Brooke blond locks, and stare wide-eyed at the screen for a while

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.