Mike Starr's final phone call, SOURCE CODE Trailer, Lindsay's boob in court, SULLY ERNA loses his shoes, Melissa Midwest and Nikki Sexx get Sexy

You might want to check on your mom. Someone left her like this in a motel room:

We told her posting those ads online could be risky... did she listen? Nooooooo.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your contribution to society...nothing)

Mike Starr, formerly of ALICE IN CHAINS... left the following voicemail mere hours before his death:

Nice to know it was for something constructive, and not the cure for AIDS, or something a little more than a marijuana jones.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(You know, unlike your face, breath, hairline, and general disposition)

The trailer for SOURCE CODE feels like Groundhog Day with a lot of special effects:

Oh lookee. Jake Gyllenhaal is on fire. We suspect that's how a lot of people want to see him.

Lindsay Lohan's left bosom is on its way to court today!

well, along with the rest of her, that is. (Drunken Stepfather)

of course, here's Lindsay Lohan's boob NOT in court and NOT covered-up (Mr. Skin)

Martina Warren is the only person with the name 'Warren' we wouldn't mind gawking at (FreakShow Planet)

Getting to know the 2011 Nissan Rogue (Bullz Eye)

Kylie and Talia are... umm... are... Wow. train of thought. Derailed. (z0d)

Georgia and Sunny might not know physics, but they will make your day a little more peachy and brighter. Get it? (Daily Niner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry you have no ambition other than sucking off the tits of those wealthier than you)

Sully Erna lost his shoes (and possibly his glasses) before this tribute to METALLICA:

Sol Rosenberg would be proud. Don't get the reference? Go get a Jerky Boys CD. You'll understand.

OK, to hell with culture. Bring on the women:

Nikki Sexx is probably best known for her humanitarian work..

Umm, right. She's known for being in a movie called Big Wet Asses #18...Humanitarian work... see, that's us makin' a funny.

Anyone else think Melissa Midwest ought to put some clothes on?

no? Neither do we. Glad we all agree on something.

Everyone pay attention to Sexy Venera for a second or two:

Can't do it for just a few seconds, can you? Yes, friends...that is the power of the boobs... which she can enjoy for a few more years until they sag and hit the floor.

Switching gears (kind of)... let's lookee here...

If Emma Ink looks familiar, that's because she's been in other

Watch the vid. Get all excited... then get yourself on over to Emma-Ink.com and watch Emma LIVE, on webcam, getting naked and dirty just for you. (and we do mean JUST for you, because she'll do the private VIP thing if you want)




...and that, friends... is the way to impress a gal on a first date

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