New Twitter Accounts, your mom in a tight robe, SCORPIONS play for Gorbachev, Courtney Cox's MILF boob, Tommy Lee plays upside down, Nuno from EXTREME plays really fast, Lotsa Lotsa boobies

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Friday Links: Weekend affairs and the Dancing Bear, Swinging Bass Guitar Fail, Link Loving, Bike Thief Beat Down, BODY COUNT live in LA, Gisele, Brianna Frost, Anna Song

It's a somber day. Time to pull out all the stops and plan that romantic weekend...with someone you're not married to.

This rose-covered hotel bed is brought to you by the people who encourage adulterous affairs on rose-covered hotel beds. They're like FEMA...only much sexier

or you could do nothing, and find out about how your weekend fling was trounced by the Dancing Bear...

he works out a lot. Girls dig that.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

You know those really cool guitar players who can swing their instruments around their bodies mid-performance?

This guy...is NOT one of them.

What's the fastest way to get your ass kicked by a bunch of bicycle messengers in New York City?

Steal One of their Bikes.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(But your ass-awful attitude IS, so why not cheer up, Chesterfield)

Halle Berry Goes Shopping (Drunken Stepfather)..and and Halle Berry Goes TOPLESS.

Alyssa Reece in a Racy Red Outfit (z0d)

Featured Model: Maya (Bullz-Eye)

Prinzzess Sasha is no Princess. Far from it, in fact. (Daily Niner)

What If Dane Cook Was Negotiating With a Hooker? (Funnycrave)

Indian Accent Prank (yep Yep)

7 of the Loudest Women's Tennis Grunts (World of Isaac)

Valerie Cormier is so pretty, we umm... umm...wait, what were we saying? (Freakshow Planet)

Man Decorates His House With Cigarette Packs (DJMICK)

Who’s the Best Movie Prostitute? (Gunaxin)

You get What You Pay For (Dave & Thomas)

Top Ten Tough Guys in Hip-Hop (Recall)

Worker brings appetite, never food, to office party (Minimum Rage)

The Definitive List of 'The Final Countdown' Covers on the Internet (URLesque)

Viral Dance Video Playlist (College Humor)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you cry your lonely ass to sleep every night because you suck at life)

Would you look at the boobs on Anna Song:

How she stuffs them into a nurse's uniform, we'll never know. Granted, they don't stay packed in for long

Speaking of bare bosoms, you remember Brianna Frost from her FOUNDRY CAMS videos, right?

She really must have a clothing objection. She can't keep her shirt on for very long at all.

From Boobs, we move to bands, and the boys in BODY COUNT, who ripped into their classic "Cop Killer" in Los Angeles:

ICE-T rocking the hardcore.

You remember the lovely Gisele from her many FOUNDRY CAMS:

Even if you don't remember her, you -- oh, who are we kidding? Of COURSE you remember her.

Speakng of our FOUNDRY CAMS girls, let's drool all over Maiya, Sweet Victoria, Kyra, and a slew of others grinding their asses in a Grinhouse-style tribute to our buds in SCUM OF THE EARTH:

CLICK ON MAIYA, DAMN YOU!

(and now to recap... for the people with the attention spans of flies. US included.)

Take a break from boning your roommate's fiancé and check what we added to the MEDIA SECTION:

Brianna Frost Breaks Free From Her Shirt
NYC Bike Thief Beat Down
Anna Song is a Naughty Busty Nurse
Swinging Bass Guitar Breaks Light
Melissa Dettwiller in the Luxor Hotel Lobby In A Bikini
BODY COUNT: 'Cop Killer' LIVE in Los Angeles
Gisele In Diamonds and Thigh-High Boots

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Thursday Links: Workplace affairs and the Dancing Bear, Pitcher Plant Devours Rat, Lots of Link Love, DOWN and MARILYN MANSON live, Cierra Spice, Audrey Bitoni and Nelli Roono

Happy Thursday, boys and girls... feel free to say something inappropriate to a coworker. That arsenal of cheesy lines might just work out for you.

This sexy co-worker is brought to you by the people who encourage affairs with sexy coworkers. God bless 'em.

Don't hesitate though, because if you don't act fast she'll be getting nailed by the Dancing Bear.

and what did you THINK the girls in the secretarial pool were doing at night? Sheesh.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Whoa...sucks to be you, Mr. Rat.

That, kids... is a new breed of pitcher plant... specially made for eating rats...or so we hear.

That's Not-So Terrible:
(But your stank-ass alcoholic breath is, so grab a mint, stinky.)

Joanna Krupa is making a half-assed Comeback (Drunken Stepfather) - Yeah, Yeah... just pull your boobs out Joanna.

We'd like to put the hammer... to Jaime Hammer. (z0d)

Guest Model: Christine Nguyen (Bullz-Eye)

Nicole Dawn Sheds her Blue Bikini (Daily Niner)

Other Poorly Photoshopped Foreign Microsoft Ads (College Humor)

Anna Kournikova Continues To Make Pants Tighter (Don Chavez)

Cassia Riley Makes a Fire and a Bear Skin Rug look Sexy in the Summer (Freakshow Planet)

OJ Simpson & Bob Costas tell America how to pronounce "Favre" in 1992 (Ice Ice Babies)

5 Things You Didn't Know About Ted Kennedy

I'M SORRY:
(So sorry that you have nothing to offer women other than awful breath and a receeding hairline)

This lovely lady is Audrey Bitoni:

And THAT, my friends, is the LUCKIEST banana...EVER

Voluptuous Polish gal Nelli Roono from Polish Busty has Double-J Cup breasts, if you can believe that:

She's got them stuffed into an oily T-shirt, which at that point... is well, invisible.

From Boobs, we move to bands, and MARILYN MANSON - who is on tour now:

He brought out Kerry King from SLAYER/b> to calm the Christian protesters in Pomona, California.

Keeping with the evil, we move on to DOWN who are touring sans Rex Brown for a while:

They're doing "Hail The Leaf" in Los Angeles.

Now here's a cheerful...kind-of...cheerleader Cierra Spice:

Cierra is unhappy with the size of her boobs. We're not. We think they're just fine.

From boobies, we move to booty with the FOUNDRY CAMS girls, here's Maiya, Cameron, Delilah, Vikki, Nyli, Brooke, Xesca, Coco, Sweet Victoria, and Paige and their amazing asses in this booty-shaking compilation:

CLICK ON THE WHOOTY, DAMMIT!

(and now to recap... you know, for the slowpokes in the room. US included.)

Take a breather from screwing your neighbor and check what we added to the MEDIA SECTION:

Cierra Spice is a Cheerful Cheerleader
MARILYN MANSON featuring KERRY KING: 'Little Horn' Live in Pomona, CA
Audrey Bitoni Banana Blow Job
DOWN: 'Hail The Leaf' LIVE in Los Angeles
Lucia Topless on an Exercise Bike
Giant Pitcher Plant Eats Rat
Nelli Roono In a Wet T-Shirt

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