Happy Hump Day, Beaten with Beer Kegs, Dave Mustaine is a Lady? IRON MAIDEN Bossa Nova Style, MOTORHEAD Broadway Style, Mary Carey, Brittany Beth

Hey-O! It's hump day, boys and girls. If we told you once, we've told you a thousand times:

This is a day that you should devote to humping...preferably with someone you just met online. Sure, that's not in the least bit creepy.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(So is your breath. Sheesh, go gargle)

Want to know when you've REALLY pissed someone off?

you get beaten with Beer Kegs, fool.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(unlike your work ethic, lazy bones)


You'll never guess whose ass this is in a black bikini. Hell, WE rule at this game and we didn't guess right (Drunken Stepfather)



Say "Hi" to Anju. Dumb name. Not so dumb body (FreakShow Planet)

Girl Next Door: Cally Stanphill... 'Next Door' my ass. WHO does this girl live 'Next door' to and why hasn't she been tackled by him/her? (Bullz-Eye)

Angelina Valentine is looking more like an alien with every surgical procedure. Maybe that's what she's going for. (z0d)

Daisy and Bridgette are awfully friendly...and we mean "awfully" in the best sense of the word. Like 'Its awfully unfortunate we can't be the meat in a Daisy/Bridgette sandwich (z0d)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the only woman that has something nice to say to you is that hooker you visit every week.)

No one mistakes MEGADETH frontman Dave Mustaine for a pretty lady. NO ONE!!!

Well, except for maybe Guillermo from Jimmy Kimmel Live. Dave is not happy. Dave needs to lighten up.

Ladies and gentlemen, for your listening pleasure (or displeasure, depending on your musical tastes)...

We give you IRON MAIDEN. Bossa Nova style. 'nuff said. Andy has SO MUCH free time. Who's Andy? Click the pic. You'll understand.

Let's tinker with some MOTORHEAD and see what happens:

It's a BROADWAY version of "Ace Of Spades"...and surprisingly, it fits. Andy, go outside. There's a whole world that's passing you by, man. Again, click the pic. You'll get it.

Netherlands-based and female-fronted, WITHIN TEMPTATION are the best dutch thing to hit the scene since wooden shoes:

...and let's face it. Wooden shoes suck. They're awkward and your feet get splinters. Who needs 'em?

From bands, we hop, skip, and jump on over to ... YOU GUESSED IT! Boobs!

This is Hayley Cummings and she must have very dry skin, because she's COVERING herself in oil:

Then again, this IS a scene from BIG WET BOOBS 10... because of course, there were so many unanswered questions in #9

Britney Beth is a 19 year-old garbage mouth:

Not that we're objecting, of course. we LOVE filthbags...especially ones that talk dirty.

Our buddy our pal MARY CAREY is sporting a tiny rainbow bikini and having herself a dip in the Jacuzzi tub:

We're friendly with Mary, but not enough to get into that hot tub that most certainly looks like egg drop soup. Don't act like you don't know what we mean. You're not so innocent, Chesterfield.

Danni G (or Danni Gee, whichever you prefer) is decked out in one of our old-school FOUNDRYMUSIC T-shirts (torn and tailored to fit, of course), and showing off her multi-colored locks as well as her magnificent body in this brand FOUNDRY CAMS new clip featuring music from our pal MIKE 13, who took time away from LL COOL J to send us some tunes. Thanks to Jon for the editing.



Click it, fool... then haul ass to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Danni Gee LIVE...and Naked... (we mean HER... if you want to get all naked and sloppy, that's your decision)

...and that, as they say is our way of saying "We love you"... now scram!

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

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We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

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Monday Links: Alcoholic Beer Delivery Guy, Vince Neil is old, Kim Kardashian and Blake Lively hanging in Miami, New Airbender trailer, Sara Stone and

It's Monday. The Saints are Super Bowl champs. ...and you woke up next to God-knows-who:



You only live once... so live it up, bub. Check your morals at the door.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Chances are, if you're a full-blown alcoholic...




...you SHOULDN'T be delivering cases of beer for a living.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(but your bitching and whining is going to get you strangled, you arrogant prick)





Kim Kardashian's boobs hanging out in Miami (Drunken Stepfather)



...oh screw subtletly watch Kim Kardashian's sex tape online now, damn you.





Blake Lively Hanging out on a balcony in Miami (WWTDD)



...and here's every scene Blake Lively's ass has ever been in...



Valentine's Gift Guide (Bullz-Eye)



Valentina Vaughn has a Velvet Vagina... sort of (FreakshowPlanet)



Super Bowl XLIV Commercial Commentary (Yep Yep)



Sofia Lane has a Sexy Camel Toe (z0d)



Super Bowl Ads: Just the Violent Parts (Warming Glow)



Uma Stone...u-Myy GOD! (Daily Niner)



15 Famous Bands With Scary Names (Gunaxin)



Retro TV - Where are they Now? (FunnyCrave)



15 Valentines Gifts Guaranteed to Get You Dumped (Fork Party)



Valentines for people in troubled relationships (College Humor)



Best Super Bowl was not shown. CareerBuilder.com Lighting Farts (Dave and Thomas)



I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that have successfully managed to alienate everyone who has ever tried to help you. Well done, fella!)

In honor of his 49th birthday, here's a clip of Vince Neil from MÖTLEY CRÜE performs in Vegas:



Backed by Dana Strum and Jeff Blando from SLAUGHTER as well as drummer Zoltan Chaney .

The Super Bowl trailer for the new M. Night Shyamalan film, The Last Airbender is filled with CGI-yumminess:



...we soiled our shorts. Three pairs. Totally ruined.

This is gratuitous. Brandy Talore and Sara Stone are playing beer pong:



That in itself isn't interesting... wouldn't you know it... a threesome breaks out. What a lucky lucky boy.

While on a business trip, Denise Milani heads straight for the mini-bar to guzzle champagne:



In other words, she's our kinda gal. if we had boobs like that, we'd be feeling ourselves up too.

Our FOUNDRY CAMS girl Brooke made us a finger-licking video. Rob Balducci sent us his new track "Choke". Together, they look like this:






Click on Brooke's Body, crack a beverage, and forget whatever you had planned for the day. she'll be online when you get done mopping up.

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?


FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing



Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates



be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep



We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.



We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.



We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.



FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.