Happy Hump Day, Beaten with Beer Kegs, Dave Mustaine is a Lady? IRON MAIDEN Bossa Nova Style, MOTORHEAD Broadway Style, Mary Carey, Brittany Beth

Hey-O! It's hump day, boys and girls. If we told you once, we've told you a thousand times:

This is a day that you should devote to humping...preferably with someone you just met online. Sure, that's not in the least bit creepy.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(So is your breath. Sheesh, go gargle)

Want to know when you've REALLY pissed someone off?

you get beaten with Beer Kegs, fool.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(unlike your work ethic, lazy bones)


You'll never guess whose ass this is in a black bikini. Hell, WE rule at this game and we didn't guess right (Drunken Stepfather)



Say "Hi" to Anju. Dumb name. Not so dumb body (FreakShow Planet)

Girl Next Door: Cally Stanphill... 'Next Door' my ass. WHO does this girl live 'Next door' to and why hasn't she been tackled by him/her? (Bullz-Eye)

Angelina Valentine is looking more like an alien with every surgical procedure. Maybe that's what she's going for. (z0d)

Daisy and Bridgette are awfully friendly...and we mean "awfully" in the best sense of the word. Like 'Its awfully unfortunate we can't be the meat in a Daisy/Bridgette sandwich (z0d)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the only woman that has something nice to say to you is that hooker you visit every week.)

No one mistakes MEGADETH frontman Dave Mustaine for a pretty lady. NO ONE!!!

Well, except for maybe Guillermo from Jimmy Kimmel Live. Dave is not happy. Dave needs to lighten up.

Ladies and gentlemen, for your listening pleasure (or displeasure, depending on your musical tastes)...

We give you IRON MAIDEN. Bossa Nova style. 'nuff said. Andy has SO MUCH free time. Who's Andy? Click the pic. You'll understand.

Let's tinker with some MOTORHEAD and see what happens:

It's a BROADWAY version of "Ace Of Spades"...and surprisingly, it fits. Andy, go outside. There's a whole world that's passing you by, man. Again, click the pic. You'll get it.

Netherlands-based and female-fronted, WITHIN TEMPTATION are the best dutch thing to hit the scene since wooden shoes:

...and let's face it. Wooden shoes suck. They're awkward and your feet get splinters. Who needs 'em?

From bands, we hop, skip, and jump on over to ... YOU GUESSED IT! Boobs!

This is Hayley Cummings and she must have very dry skin, because she's COVERING herself in oil:

Then again, this IS a scene from BIG WET BOOBS 10... because of course, there were so many unanswered questions in #9

Britney Beth is a 19 year-old garbage mouth:

Not that we're objecting, of course. we LOVE filthbags...especially ones that talk dirty.

Our buddy our pal MARY CAREY is sporting a tiny rainbow bikini and having herself a dip in the Jacuzzi tub:

We're friendly with Mary, but not enough to get into that hot tub that most certainly looks like egg drop soup. Don't act like you don't know what we mean. You're not so innocent, Chesterfield.

Danni G (or Danni Gee, whichever you prefer) is decked out in one of our old-school FOUNDRYMUSIC T-shirts (torn and tailored to fit, of course), and showing off her multi-colored locks as well as her magnificent body in this brand FOUNDRY CAMS new clip featuring music from our pal MIKE 13, who took time away from LL COOL J to send us some tunes. Thanks to Jon for the editing.



Click it, fool... then haul ass to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Danni Gee LIVE...and Naked... (we mean HER... if you want to get all naked and sloppy, that's your decision)

...and that, as they say is our way of saying "We love you"... now scram!

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Awkward affairs, Russian Subway Dancing, KILLZONE 3 Trailer, Kerry King and Dave Lombardo and Kerry King do SLAYER, NONPOINT does Michael Jackson, Yurizan Beltran, Alanah Rae and big wet jumblies

Why are these two people gazing affectionately at one another?

Because they're not married! *rimshot* seriously...hooking up with some strange would do you a world of good

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(oh the weather outside is frightful... it's too bad your jeans don't fit...)

This subway dancer would get SO much more attention if he simply turned...around.

Drugs am a bad thing...so is a mind.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(oh the weather outside is frightful... it's too bad your jeans don't fit...)

The new trailer for Killzone 3 will make you want to kick puppies. Or at least your neighbor.

..or at the very least it'll make you want to purchase Killzone 3.

Hey-O Sloppy Fake Tits! Who wants 'em! (Drunken Stepfather)

Chikita is one sexy Chickie, especially when she's without those pesky clothes (FreakShow Planet)

Social Studies: How Social Networking Changed the Way we Live (Bullz-Eye)

Ashley Brookes dun Broke her pants... oh shame. they must come off. (z0d)

Kimberly Kato...NO relation to Kato Kaelin. Thank God (Dailyniner)

Rachel Roxx has her hands in her pants. YAAAY! (How about We...)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry, not every meal consists of cake, blubber guts)

Kerry King. Dave Lombardo. Reign in Blood, Nuff Said/I>:

SLAYER = Awesome. That is all.

An unlikely pairing to say the least... NONPOINT paid homage to Michael Jackson :

Then again, it DID happen is Wisconsin...

...from bands... we segue to bikini babes...

Shapely brunette Tori Black is sauntering about in a tiny red bikini:

and we can't stop drooling. Can you? Keep watching the full scene at her official site

as long as we're gawking over shapely brunettes Laura Lee is hanging in the hot tub in her bikini which as you might imagine, doesn't stay on for long:

Less clothes on Laura Lee > more clothes on Laura Lee.

NOw kids, we move to the best part of today's update...Big Wet Boobs:

Sultry young adulut video semi-noob Yurizan Beltran is pouring oil over her huge rack:

and dats not all she be doing. Watch out for the full segment at BIG WET TITS 10.

Seasoned adult pro Alanah Rae is grasing up HER huge rack in a bikini. Must be an epidemic:

Again, that's not all that's going on.... Click that bad boy to check out the full monty on BIG WET TITS 9.


...and that, as they say, is that. Now go enjoy the day and try not to offend anyone with your horrendous stench...

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Wheelchair dancing, Biker Crash Caught on Video, Mystery Ass, bloated shirtless GREAT WHITE singer, Dave Mustaine plays Guitar Hero, New FOUNDRY CAMS video, Lia19 Skinny Dipping, Jasmine Black and Rye get very friendly

If there's one rule you should abide by, it's this: never kick a girl out of bed for eating corn chips:

Change the sheets, get a vacuum, whatever no need to ruin an evening of fun because a hottie got hungry. Adultery is for adults. Adults get hungry, dammit.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not as awful as the situation you're stuck in, buddy boy)

Birth defects? Wheelchair Confined? NOT funny...

Flapping her arms non-stop while screaming 'Awaken it'? VERY FUNNY.

What's the great thing about Mounting a Camera on the front of your Motorcycle?

You get to capture the very moment you break every bone in your body. Like this schmuck.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:



Someone has a shelf-shaped ass...who could it be??? (Drunken Stepfather)

It's the kind of butt that may have been violated by Ray J on video... too much? Gave it away again? Shit!

Paris Hilton Can Fit LOTS of Drugs Where The Sun Don't Shine (New York Pudding)

Carmen Kees is the Bees Knees! (Freakshow Planet)

Music video directors who made the jump to the big screen (Bullz-Eye)

Domino's boobs are popping out of her leather jacket (z0d)

The 20 Worst T-Shirts (HEAVY)

Dylan Ryder wants you to ride her... get it? Ride her? Hehe (Dailyniner)

How To Explain To Your Kid You're Going To A Strip Club (The Noob Dad)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you now take orders from a kid younger than you. Bwahaha-haha)

So, you're in GREAT WHITE, and your singer is recovering from bowel surgery. What do you do!

You get a shirtless, bloated, singer like Paul Shortino to fill in... and THAT is Rock and Roll.

How difficult is it to play your OWN song on Guitar Hero?

If you're Dave Mustaine from MEGADETH... VERY, apparently.

From Rock to Racks...per usual....

What did the Busty Romanian girl say to the big-boobed Hungarian Hottie?

If you're Jamine Black and Rye.... nothing. They just made out for a while.

the lovely Lia 19 is lounging by the pool in a bikini:

but not for long, madam... she's out of that swimsuit and skinny dipping in no time. That's one of the perks of living in Arizona with a fenced-in pool.

Camerella is a naturally-busty, young, perky, beautiful young lady who has no problem taking her clothes off on her cam. She's also the kind of good sport who has no problem chopping up one of our old-school, over-sized Foundrymusic T-Shirts and turning it into a two-piece outfit. Thanks to Josh, Keith, and our friends in BUCKCHERRY for the song "All Night Long".



Click on Camerella's strategically-placed hand, watch the full-length video, then spend all night long chit-chatting with Camerella online on her cam LIVE!

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Hump Day Affairs, Fat Kid vs. Football, Drunk Groupie Faceplant, Britney Under Investigation, Hetfield & Mustaine Together Again, Vince Neil loves Tequila, Cody Lane, Aletta Ocean, Angel Gee get Topless

Ooh, it's Wednesday! It's Hump Day! So grab your favorite frisky co-worker and get frisky in a hotel suite of yuor choosing:

We don't make the rules. We simply enforce them. Having an affair is your civic duty, so get to it... or we'll issue you a summons written in crayon.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your hairline. It's called ROGAINE. Go get some.)

A poor chubby Australian Football fan got pegged in the face with a football.

...and those nice guys at the AFL FOOTY SHOW on Australia's Nine Network grabbed it for all of us to enjoy.

The Sloppiest, Drunkest, Chubbiest Gal ever... Falls face-first right in front of the worst METALLICA cover band. EVER.

The drinking is forgiveable. The botching of "Enter Sandman"... is not. Shoot them all.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Britney Spears is Under Investigation For Child Abuse (WWTDD)

Say it aint so!!! Not THIS Briney Spears!!! Yup. That one.


Dolly Parton's Old Lady Boobs Are Wonderful (Drunken Stepfather)

The Full Bizarre Story Behind Don't Taze My Granny (Asylum)

Sexy Sophie Moon is Mooning The Camera...and a lot more (Freakshow Planet)

Featured Model: Niki (Bullz-Eye)

Lenny Kravitz Surprise Performance of 'Fly Away' With Church Choir (URLesque)

Mavis Bacon Teaches Texting (CollegeHumor)

Jessica Lynn is going to show you where you can shove it. Politely, of course. (Dailyniner)

The Most Bizarre of Batman’s Baddies (Gunaxin)

Angelina Valentine wants to be your tattooed, naked valentine. Seriously. We asked her. (z0d)

Yeahs! Paraguay wins! More Larissa Riquelme World Cup Pictures (Dave and Thomas)

Attention: Flying Cars. That is All (GammaSquad)

You Had Me at 'RZA Made a Kung-Fu Movie' (FilmDrunk)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the only ass you'll ever get is attached to a Peruvian pool boy)

James Hetfield and Dave Mustaine? On Stage? Playing Together? Whoa boy. Hell Froze Over:

What kind of universe is it that METALLICA and MEGADETH are getting along?

Our buddy MOTLEY CRUE frontman VINCE NEIL played his new single "Tattoos & Tequila" in New Hampshire alongside his bandmates Dana Strum and Jeff Blando (from SLAUGHTER):

...just a few days prior to getting a DUI in Las Vegas for (allegedly) drinking too much Tequila (maybe).

From Hard Rock to Hard Nips...

For those of you not in the know, this brunette beauty is Cody Lane:

She's oiling up her fanny in BIG WET ASSES 11 - which you can see on demand now...and she gets choked out with a ladder.

Hungarian Hotness Aletta Ocean gets a full-body rubdown.. in the only massage parlor on the planet that you can get away with groping your clients:

In what universe can you get away with boning your hot female clients? We want to move there, dammit.

And for you fans of the meatier ladies, meet Texas-born Busty Beauty Angel Gee who does NOT like wearing tight dresses:

Those are 36F-sized Funbags. Someone's going to need a back brace.

We have another beautiful busty blond babe shakin' her hiney in a FoundryMusic shirt...

Busty blond beautiful Bobbia makes her FOUNDRY CAMS debut in this clip featuring music by Sweden's CRASHDIET:


CLick Bobbia's Booty, damn you!!

Nice, right? Cam up with Bobbia at FOUNDRY CAMS and try to charm her out of her shorts

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Thursday Links: Drunk Weed Wacking, New Boobs on RateMyWOW, Guess the cleavage, Sandra Bullock is out! Axl Rose & Dave Mustaine Hissy Fits, Julia Ann'

THAT's TERRIBLE:

(So is your smile. Keep your mouth shut, or risk having all of your teeth chisled out)

He's in a vineyard...he's drunk...and he's got a weed wacker:




Not the brightest of gentlemen, wouldn't you say?

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks again to our pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is constantly shooting content for SHE IS HALF MY AGE and LOAD MY MOUTH (so very not-safe-for-work), we were able to add new bosoms to RateMyWOW today courtesy of adult starlets Jessica Rox and Daria Glower:





RateMyWOW: DARIA GLOWER

RateMyWOW: JESSICA ROX

Now whose shirt could we possibly be looking down in THIS photo? (Drunken Stepfather)



Here's a hint: she likes using body doubles...a lot.





Sandra Bullock has moved out of her LA Home (WWTDD)



Gee golly whiz...look at all the trouble one little tattooed woman caused.



Former 'Manhattan Madam' Runs for Governor, Reveals She's Pro-Bestiality (Gunaxin)



...and how does the 'Manhattan Madam' stay in shape? she has the bestest fitness expert ever, that's how! (MuscleSorority)



a visit to Bushmills, Old Bushmills Distillery in Belfast (Bullz-Eye)



Playboy Playmate Adeanna Cooke Heats Up The Lens in this photo shoot (FreakshowPlanet)



Marriage is a Bitch (Dave and Thomas)



Plaboy Babe Charis Boyle and Her Big Oiled-up boobs (z0d)



GSP's Training Workout (AskMen)



Gianna Michaels Loves Her Boobs so much, she can't stop playing with them (Dailyniner)



TLC's Top 5 Most Disturbing Series (UPROXX)



Interview Tips to Get (almost) Any Job (The Campus Throne)



March Madness Girl...sucks (atom)





I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that your breath stinks like booze, and your hair smells like old man breath. Repress much?)

EXTREME CLOSE UP!!! Axl Rose gets whacked in the chest with a bottle, and the GUNS N' ROSES concert grinds to a halt.



We'll hand it to Axl for remaining semi-cool on this one.

When in doubt & the PA system craps out, run on stage & verbally thrash the promoter.



Then YOU can be just like Dave Mustaine from MEGADETH ... cuz he did that in Baltimore the other day.

From heavy rock to heavy hooters...

Busty blond slut-bucket Julia Ann is getting her ass lubed up:



For the totally hardcore, check out the full-length BIG WET ASSES #15 - on demand.

Wow, it's Alison Angel doing the most taboo act we've ever seen a hot blond piece-of-ass doing;



She's VACUUMING! That's right! Clean that carpet, woman!

Since when did SLOVAKIA become a haven for hotness? Apparently a while ago, because Diana Doll is all Slovakian... and all nekkid:



We're not being critical. If we were that Slovakian and that hot, we'd be naked all the time too.

To celebrate the opening of Gisele's new solo site, GOT GISELE take a look-see at the new FOUNDRY CAMS video she made for us:






Click on Gisele right now, and watch the full jaw-dropping awesome video!

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?


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