Nicolas Cage Rage Montage, QUIET RIOT re-formed, OZZY OSBOURNE re-charged, Brandy Talore, Flower Tucci, and Raylene Richards all show off their slut-tacular-ness

Make it a special weekend! spend it locked in a hotel room with a married person you JUST met:

Sounds like fun, right? Adultery. It's for adults... and 20-somethings that got married way too young.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your girthy chunky butt. Here's a free gym membership. Use it.)

Did you ever notice how often NICOLAS CAGE loses his mind in movies?

if not, this montage of classic 'Cage Rage' will give you a really good idea.


THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


We don't care if her music stinks...check out those boobies! (Drunken Stepfather)


A chat with David Hasselhoff (Bullz-Eye)

Got pregnant? Got Fat? You Gotta Get this book! (Muscle Sorority)

Gina B has all the B's we can think of: Boobs, Booty, Blond Hair, and Boy-oh-Boy do we want to jump on her (FreakShow Planet)

Juelz Ventura is tattooed, tight, and totally topless (z0d)

Dylan Ryder is reading filthy magazines and plaing with her boobs... which is what we wish were doing too (Dailyniner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry to hear that you're still blaming all of your problems on other people. Way to grow up, ya nut.)

Oh, so what if the rest of your bandmates are either dead or dislike you... that's no reason NOT to reform a band like QUIET RIOT, right? Um, right?

It's drummer Frankie Banali and... some guys... playing a bar... in Colorado.

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On the complete opposite end of the popularity spectrum, OZZY OSBOURNE touring the world, in arenas, with band members half his age.

yeah, Grizzly Bar in Colorado and Madison Square Garden...same thing, really... Uhh, no.

...OK, dats enough o' dat. Let's see some girls!

The gal with the robust boobs is back adult starlet BRANDY TALORE can't stop feeling up her massive rack:

Not that we blame her. If we had boobs like that, we'd play with them all the time too... and you'll never guess what happens when the dopey camera guy shuts up and Brandy is allowed to enjoy some time with a lucky fella.

Squirt-master supreme Flower TUcci is giving Nicole Banks a full body-cavity search in this clip:

as if that isn't enough, a lucky bank robber gets serviced by the two ladies... which is really the way all bank robberies should go... We think so anyway.

She goes by many names, but Raylene Richards is the kind of gal you want to see strip naked right in front of you:

Thanks to some guys much smarter than us, we have a cool program that will do just that!

Our pal and buxom blond Gisele, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos as well as her own site GOT GISELE, has returned to help us promote Retooled, the new FOUNDRY EP, available at all major online outlets. In the clip, Gisele makes some creative use out of a long shiny black light, while shaking her semi-clothed body to FOUNDRY's "Black Lights, Bright City" (Retooled by Rich DeCicco).
Thanks to Rich for the great remake. Thanks to Jon for the amazing editing, and thanks to Gisele for the rockin' bod.



Click on Gisele's impressive rack, then rock out with some FOUNDRY.
When your jaw stops swinging open, Go visit her at Got Gisele
...you can also Chat with Gisele LIVE on her cam

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass-salad of funs....

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Monday Links: Alcoholic Beer Delivery Guy, Vince Neil is old, Kim Kardashian and Blake Lively hanging in Miami, New Airbender trailer, Sara Stone and

It's Monday. The Saints are Super Bowl champs. ...and you woke up next to God-knows-who:



You only live once... so live it up, bub. Check your morals at the door.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Chances are, if you're a full-blown alcoholic...




...you SHOULDN'T be delivering cases of beer for a living.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:

(but your bitching and whining is going to get you strangled, you arrogant prick)





Kim Kardashian's boobs hanging out in Miami (Drunken Stepfather)



...oh screw subtletly watch Kim Kardashian's sex tape online now, damn you.





Blake Lively Hanging out on a balcony in Miami (WWTDD)



...and here's every scene Blake Lively's ass has ever been in...



Valentine's Gift Guide (Bullz-Eye)



Valentina Vaughn has a Velvet Vagina... sort of (FreakshowPlanet)



Super Bowl XLIV Commercial Commentary (Yep Yep)



Sofia Lane has a Sexy Camel Toe (z0d)



Super Bowl Ads: Just the Violent Parts (Warming Glow)



Uma Stone...u-Myy GOD! (Daily Niner)



15 Famous Bands With Scary Names (Gunaxin)



Retro TV - Where are they Now? (FunnyCrave)



15 Valentines Gifts Guaranteed to Get You Dumped (Fork Party)



Valentines for people in troubled relationships (College Humor)



Best Super Bowl was not shown. CareerBuilder.com Lighting Farts (Dave and Thomas)



I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that have successfully managed to alienate everyone who has ever tried to help you. Well done, fella!)

In honor of his 49th birthday, here's a clip of Vince Neil from MÖTLEY CRÜE performs in Vegas:



Backed by Dana Strum and Jeff Blando from SLAUGHTER as well as drummer Zoltan Chaney .

The Super Bowl trailer for the new M. Night Shyamalan film, The Last Airbender is filled with CGI-yumminess:



...we soiled our shorts. Three pairs. Totally ruined.

This is gratuitous. Brandy Talore and Sara Stone are playing beer pong:



That in itself isn't interesting... wouldn't you know it... a threesome breaks out. What a lucky lucky boy.

While on a business trip, Denise Milani heads straight for the mini-bar to guzzle champagne:



In other words, she's our kinda gal. if we had boobs like that, we'd be feeling ourselves up too.

Our FOUNDRY CAMS girl Brooke made us a finger-licking video. Rob Balducci sent us his new track "Choke". Together, they look like this:






Click on Brooke's Body, crack a beverage, and forget whatever you had planned for the day. she'll be online when you get done mopping up.

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?


FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing



Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates



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We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.



We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.



We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.



FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Wednesday Links: Happy Hump Day, Fat Guy in a Lamborghini, CREED and SUICIDAL TENDENCIES live videos, New videos from Gisele and Brandy Talore

Happy HUMP DAY, Peoples!
In honor of hump day, why not hump a cute co-worker or cubicle-mate?... If he/she is partial to that kind of thing, you know?

THAT's TERRIBLE:

You sir, are too large for this Lamborghini:

and your friend should have thought twice before lending you the keys.

That's Not-So Terrible:
(Links from around the World Wide Interwebs)

Jennifer Aniston Upskirt Pics (or just look at Jennifer Aniston nude over here now)

Now THAT's What I Call a MELTDOWN! (Manofest)

A little Girl (LinkDork)

Bob Barker's Beauties. All of them

Hot Babes Test Drive Bras On Roller Coasters

Shay Laren is an attractive young lady (Tastybooze)

Nong Jean Is A Thai Cutie

The Shaman: 3 New Episodes (atom)

11 Funniest Famous Comedians Who Attack Religion

I'M SORRY:
(So sorry that you rubbed one out with cod liver oil, and now the seagulls won't stop following you)

OH...MY...GOD. We all LOVE GISELE...and you should too.

You've seen her in so many FOUNDRY CAMS clips, and now she's taking a bath!

Busty Midwest Babe Brandi Talore and her 36DDD bosoms are quite bouyant.

Um yeah, boobs float.

From racks, we go to rock...starting with CREED, who are all reunited and about to go on tour:

Sobriety suits you, Mr Stapp.

and on the other side of the stage, we have SUICIDAL TENDENCIES, which is basically Mike Muir and a bunch of other guys:

You...Can't...Bring...Me...Down!

We got our interviewin' blood flowin' again and sent over a bunch of stupid question to the FOUNDRY CAMS twins, Brooke and Vikki:


CLICK THE PIC TO READ THE ENTIRE INTERVIEW WITH BROOKE and VIKKI

(speaking of the twins...)
A whole variety of FOUNDRY CAMS vixens including Cameron, Brooke, Kylie, Paige, Vikki, Coco, Eve and Xesca. gave us videos of themselves in official FoundryMusic shirts. We combined those with 'Super Villain' from our friends in POWERMAN 5000...and we got this:


CLICK CAMERON's AMAZING ASSETS TO WATCH THE SUPER VILLIAN VAMP!

Then, once the blood rushes back IN to your body (cuz, you know... it went somewhere else) Get on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with ALL of these young ladies now!

After you get done having that threesome with your wife's friends, you should see what we added to the MEDIA SECTION:

Nikita Enjoys her Oranges Naked
SUICIDAL TENDENCIES: You Can't Bring Me Down LIVE at KOBETASONIK FESTIVAL 2009
Brandy Talore and Her 36DDD's In the Pool
CREED: 'My Sacrifice' LIVE on AOL Sessions
FOUNDRY CAMS: Gisele Takes a Bubble Bath
Fat Man Stuck In A Lamborghini

 

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