Happy Hump Day, Beaten with Beer Kegs, Dave Mustaine is a Lady? IRON MAIDEN Bossa Nova Style, MOTORHEAD Broadway Style, Mary Carey, Brittany Beth

Hey-O! It's hump day, boys and girls. If we told you once, we've told you a thousand times:

This is a day that you should devote to humping...preferably with someone you just met online. Sure, that's not in the least bit creepy.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(So is your breath. Sheesh, go gargle)

Want to know when you've REALLY pissed someone off?

you get beaten with Beer Kegs, fool.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(unlike your work ethic, lazy bones)


You'll never guess whose ass this is in a black bikini. Hell, WE rule at this game and we didn't guess right (Drunken Stepfather)



Say "Hi" to Anju. Dumb name. Not so dumb body (FreakShow Planet)

Girl Next Door: Cally Stanphill... 'Next Door' my ass. WHO does this girl live 'Next door' to and why hasn't she been tackled by him/her? (Bullz-Eye)

Angelina Valentine is looking more like an alien with every surgical procedure. Maybe that's what she's going for. (z0d)

Daisy and Bridgette are awfully friendly...and we mean "awfully" in the best sense of the word. Like 'Its awfully unfortunate we can't be the meat in a Daisy/Bridgette sandwich (z0d)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the only woman that has something nice to say to you is that hooker you visit every week.)

No one mistakes MEGADETH frontman Dave Mustaine for a pretty lady. NO ONE!!!

Well, except for maybe Guillermo from Jimmy Kimmel Live. Dave is not happy. Dave needs to lighten up.

Ladies and gentlemen, for your listening pleasure (or displeasure, depending on your musical tastes)...

We give you IRON MAIDEN. Bossa Nova style. 'nuff said. Andy has SO MUCH free time. Who's Andy? Click the pic. You'll understand.

Let's tinker with some MOTORHEAD and see what happens:

It's a BROADWAY version of "Ace Of Spades"...and surprisingly, it fits. Andy, go outside. There's a whole world that's passing you by, man. Again, click the pic. You'll get it.

Netherlands-based and female-fronted, WITHIN TEMPTATION are the best dutch thing to hit the scene since wooden shoes:

...and let's face it. Wooden shoes suck. They're awkward and your feet get splinters. Who needs 'em?

From bands, we hop, skip, and jump on over to ... YOU GUESSED IT! Boobs!

This is Hayley Cummings and she must have very dry skin, because she's COVERING herself in oil:

Then again, this IS a scene from BIG WET BOOBS 10... because of course, there were so many unanswered questions in #9

Britney Beth is a 19 year-old garbage mouth:

Not that we're objecting, of course. we LOVE filthbags...especially ones that talk dirty.

Our buddy our pal MARY CAREY is sporting a tiny rainbow bikini and having herself a dip in the Jacuzzi tub:

We're friendly with Mary, but not enough to get into that hot tub that most certainly looks like egg drop soup. Don't act like you don't know what we mean. You're not so innocent, Chesterfield.

Danni G (or Danni Gee, whichever you prefer) is decked out in one of our old-school FOUNDRYMUSIC T-shirts (torn and tailored to fit, of course), and showing off her multi-colored locks as well as her magnificent body in this brand FOUNDRY CAMS new clip featuring music from our pal MIKE 13, who took time away from LL COOL J to send us some tunes. Thanks to Jon for the editing.



Click it, fool... then haul ass to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Danni Gee LIVE...and Naked... (we mean HER... if you want to get all naked and sloppy, that's your decision)

...and that, as they say is our way of saying "We love you"... now scram!

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Tuesday Links: MILF affairs and the Dancing Bear, School Bus Beatdown, Link Lovin', Black Crowes Singer Berates Bouncer, MEGADETH video, Melissa Dettwiller, Jennifer Chamberlin, Lia 19, and Carlie Christine

It's Tuesday, boys and girls... time to ask your friend's hot mom out for a drink...or nine.

You're young, full of stamina, and you should be having affairs with married women...especially the ones with large bosoms and camel toe.

of course you could choose NOT to act on impulse and step aside for the Dancing Bear.

His furry pelvis will be all over your mom...

THAT's TERRIBLE:

At least the ride to high school will be normal. Oh wait, you got your ass kicked:

Not even on the bus for 30 seconds, and his ass is getting beat into ground chuck.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(But your condescending mouth is, so shut up before someone nails your lips shut)

Coco's Booty in a Tight Ed Hardy Dress (Drunken Stepfather)

Cherry Rain? Now that's just silly. Rain doesn't taste... oh wait, that's Her NAME. We get it. (Daily Niner)

2009 Fall TV Preview (Bullz-Eye)

Rene Perez and Her Pretty Purple Dildo (z0d)

Kanye Should've Learned From ODB How To Interrupt A Show (YepYep)

Floyd Mayweather Is Not A Fan Of MMA (Recall)

Top 10: Notorious Biker Gangs (AskMen)

British beauty Nikki Jayne is Just...Jaw-Dropping (Freakshow Planet)

Patrick Swayze: It Will Get Worse Before It Gets Better (Don Chavez)

Why Girls Scare Me (TastyBooze)

How to Convince Your Girlfriend to Like Watching Football (Holy Taco)

Sexy Time: Power-Ranking SEC Teams by Cheerleaders (Bleacher Report)

Swayze's Best Five Movie Fights (World Of Isaac)

Star Wars Bloopers : A New Hope (Gunaxin)

Belgian Bikini Car Wash Championship (DJMICK)

4 Awkward Moments in Facebook "Likes" (College Humor)

Rare Spider-species named after David Bowie (Jack's Blog)

The Best and Worst Marvel Video Game Team-Ups (Comics Alliance)

I'M SORRY:
(Actually, we're not sorry. You suck at life, and you'll die lonely and broke)

Two of our favorite buff bunnies Melissa Dettwiller and Jennifer Chamberlin are getting to know one another:

and we mean "getting to know one another" in the filthiest way possible, of course.

From push-ups to PLAYBOY, we'll take a look at PLAYBOY's Carlie Christine:

She likes working out naked. Not as effective, but really fun to watch.

From tits to tantrums, we now examine THE BLACK CROWES, who are on tour NOW, who stopped a show to yell at a bouncer:

Relax, Chris Robinson...that weed-smoking fan probably had an ass-kicking coming to him. If not that day, then eventually.

Mr. Dave Mustaine and his current cronies in MEGADETH released video for "Headcrusher":

Dave looks...umm, Happy... doesn't he?

Lovely LIA 19 is licking the LUCKIEST glass dildo ever:

Why is it so lucky? Do you REALLY have to ask?

Now let's all lust after the ladies of FOUNDRY CAMS, like Maiya, Sweet Victoria, Kyra, and a slew of others grinding their asses in a Grinhouse-style tribute to our buds in SCUM OF THE EARTH:

CLICK ON MAIYA, DAMN YOU!

(and now to recap... for the people with frontal labotomies. US included.)

Take a break from boning your roommate's fiancé and check what we added to the MEDIA SECTION:

Jennifer Chamberlin and Melissa Dettwiller Girl/Girl Action
Caught on Video: School Bus Beat Down
Carlie Christine Exercises Naked
BLACK CROWES frontman goes off on Security Guard During Concert
Lia 19 Licks Her Lucky Glass Dildo
MEGADETH: 'Headcrusher' - Official Video
Kortnie O'Connor Gets Naked On The Stairs

 

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