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Hello Monday... Is this what your weekend looked like?
If so, then BRAVO, kiddo... you're a master fornicator and deserve a medal for your adulterous adventures. Next week, go for six hookups at once!.
THAT's TERRIBLE:
(just like your people skills. No wait, those are fucking abysmal)
Oh Fuckity-Fuck-Fuck-Fuck-Fuck... Tiger Woods cursed on Live TV (again), and it's international news (again):
We're so unimpressed, that we're going to buy Tiger Woods Golf, play at Home and curse all night.
THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:
New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks again to our pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is constantly shooting content for LOAD MY MOUTH and PERVERTED PLANET (so very not-safe-for-work), we were able to add new bosoms to RateMyWOW today courtesy of FERRERA and ANGELICA BLACK:
RateMyWOW: FERRERA
RateMyWOW: ANGELICA BLACK
Paris Hilton is Topless, In Trouble For Weed Again (WWTDD)
'scuse us, Miss Hilton when are you gonna make another one o' them sex flicks like this one you did?
Katy Perry's Big Boobs in a Bikini (Drunken Stepfather)
UFC Ring Girl Chandra Powell (The Cage Doctors)
PLAYBOY's Christine Veronica has Two Boobs, Two Butt cheeks, Two Long legs...the list goes on (Freakshow Planet)
Featured Model: Shannon Czyz (Bullz-Eye)
'Lens Cap On' Shows You Gorgeous Views as Blocked by a Lens Cap (URLesque)
Angie Savage Has Two Big Wings Tattooed on her Back. Don't fly away, miss! (Dailyniner)
Angry Child Slaps Some Sense Into His Own Mother (The Campus Socialite)
Top 10 Madden Covers (The Pigskin Doctors)
Claire has a Magical Cooter tucked under that thong. Seriously, it shoots glitter. (z0d)
Rise and Shine! -- A Video Guide to the Fine Art of the Wake-Up Prank (Asylum)
“Plumbers Don’t Wear Ties”: Gaming’s First (and Only) Surrealist Softcore Adventure (UPROXX)
Shyamalan Name is the Turd In Audience's Punch Bowl (FilmDrunk)
I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you define your existence by the individuals you latch onto. Don't cry. Not everyone has self-confidence)
Our friends in CINDERELLA had a bit of a SPINAL TAP moment on stage the other night in New Hampshire:
Nothing like ear-piercing feedback to wreck a live show, eh? Check out CINDERELLA on tour now - before Tom Keifer blows his voice box out again.
and on the opposite end of the spectrum, ROB ZOMBIE is on tour with Mayhem Fest (Click for Tickets, kids), and as usual, likes burning shit on stage:
What IS a Superbeast, anyway? You'll just have to ask Mr Zombie when you see him live.
From smokey stages to smoking hot bodies... Ecch, that was hack...
Sexy Czech Twistys Babe Ashley Bulgari can't stop touching herself, even in the kitchen:
Not that we blame her. If we were attached to that body, we'd be feeling ourselves up all the time. But we're not, so pass the ice cream.
Slovakian stunner Angel Dark is giving language lessons... naked:
It's a new method of osmosis. It's the ass-to-face method of information absorbtion.
Ooh, Push-ups! Why would you ask a piece-of-ass like Jewels Jade to do topless Pushups?
Maybe because you're a dopey cameraman who wants to spend as much time as possible gawking at her before she gets banged nine different ways by a guy twice you size. Yeah, it's an insecure geek thing.
aaaaand what would an update from us be without a beautiful young lady from FOUNDRY CAMS shaking her ass to rock music, which happens to be from DROWNING POOL this time:
Stare into Shanelle's eyes... only for a moment, then Head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and Chat with Shanelle LIVE...and nekkid (her, not you...genius)
Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?
We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did
FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing
Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates
be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep
We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.
We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.
We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.
FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.
Awwwww shit! It's Friday, you bastards! Get up. Get out. and fornicate with the lonely widow who lives next door!
Wait, she's NOT a widow? Her husband is still kickin'? eh, no matter. Get to it!. She wouldn't be wearing heels like that if she wasn't asking for it, you know.
THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your hairline. It's called ROGAINE. Go get some.)
This young lady is MAD AS HELL...and SHE's NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE!
Holy shit. That's a girl? Amazing, right?
Poker = Fun. Drunk Girls = A lot of Fun.
Drunk Girls - clothes + Poker table = Really Funny.
THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:
Lindsay Lohan Got Punched In The Face? and the problem is....? (WWTDD)
Quick, Lindsay! make another lousy movie where you play an armless stripper! That'll make all the hurt go away.
Gee, whose perky MILF nips are these? (Drunken Stepfather)
Would it totally give it away if we told you she's the same woman who peddled her own sex tape, acted all victimized by it, and then collected close to a million dollars up-front for it? Yeah, that's kind of a dead giveaway.
25 Things You May Not Have Known About Back to the Future (Gunaxin)
Aliya Wolf will make you howl like a... oh you get the idea (Freakshow Planet)
Featured Model: Niki (Bullz-Eye)
The Worst Tribeca Film Festival Movie Pitch - Would You Fund This Guy's Movie? (URLesque)
No Dentist In the World will help this woman (DJMICK)
Julri Waters and her Hot Friend are getting awfully...friendly (Dailyniner)
You Might Not Have Known, but Handheld Gaming Is Huge (Asylum)
Cherry and Hrisianta are Licking each other's feet (z0d)
Videogame Characters Solve Real World Problems (Dorkly)
Everyday Mexican Standoffs (FunnyCrave)
Interviewer punks M. Night Shyalami (FilmDrunk)
I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the only ass you'll ever get is attached to a Peruvian pool boy)
Our friends in KORN are hitting the road in support of their new record (click for tickets!) and they made a little stop at Jimmy Kimmel Live:
Get them KORN tickets before they're all gone, fella.
From Hard rock...right to hard nips...
Sexy Czech Ashley Bulgari is naked in the desert for this photo shoot:
She's gonna be cleaning sand out of her butt for weeks. Yowch.
no matter how many times we tell her, Jodie Starr Keeps Forgetting to take her clothes off in the shower:
It's not a crisis, but sheesh... her underwear is getting all soggy.
Hungarin hotness Roxy Panther is so amped up about the World Cup that she painted her whole body like Team USA:
it's going to take forever to get all that paint out of her cooter. Poor gal.
We have another beautiful busty blond babe shakin' her hiney in a FoundryMusic shirt...
Busty blond beautiful Bobbia makes her FOUNDRY CAMS debut in this clip featuring music by Sweden's CRASHDIET:
CLick Bobbia's Booty, damn you!!
Nice, right? Cam up with Bobbia at FOUNDRY CAMS and try to charm her out of her shorts
Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?
We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did
FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing
Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates
be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep
We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.
We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.
We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.
FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.
