Beach MILF, Dee Snider Forgets Lyrics, ALTER BRIDGE, HINDER and PRETTY MAIDS live and on FOUNDRY CAMS, Rachel Starr and Carmella Bing despise tight clothing

You see this? this is the body of a lonely married lady hanging out at beach getting hit on by a guy that SHOULD be you.

Her husband is back home nailing his secretary so it's your turn to make a move on this fine piece of mommy muff

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like the amount of space your girthy ass takes up when you sit down. Here's a treadmill. Happy birthday.)

Either Dee Snider has way too much on his plate or he's got Alzheimer's...because the TWISTED SISTER frontman is starting to forget the words, maaaaan.

"You can't stop Rock and ---" aww, crap. Forgot the words.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


WOW! Who knew SHE had boobs like these? (Drunken Stepfather)

Apparently everyone EXCEPT us knew she liked getting naked on film... You'll still never guess.

Featured Model: Jacqueline Suzanne (Bullz-Eye)

Got pregnant? Got Fat? You Gotta Get this book! (Muscle Sorority)

Oh Peach, you're jut as sweet as a ... oh you get the idea (FreakShow Planet)

Isis Taylor is in a tight pink bikini...anyone wanna guess for how long? (z0d)

Kayden Kross is about to do something very naughty with a very LUCKY candy cane (Dailyniner)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry to hear that your hefty carcass keeps breaking the lawn furniture every time you sit down.)

CREED minus Scott Stapp equals ALTER BRIDGE and EVERY TIME I DIE?

The singer is Myles Kennedy, who just happens to be singing in SLASH's solo band and... so he's kind of, well, you know... talented.

Our friends in HINDER have have a new album out TODAY called All American Nightmare, and this is them playing the title track in York, PA:

No. Nobody slipped on a banana peel or caught on fire. It's just a good tune, that's all. OK, you go now.

OOh! Almost forgot! Speaking of HINDER, they gave us music for:
this Foundry Cams video:

and
THIS FOUNDRY CAMS video with the twins

Speaking of bands that have given us songs for FOUNDRY CAMS videos, check out Danish rock band PRETTY MAIDS doing what they do best... in Denmark, of course:

Those guys gave us music for Breanna's FOUNDRY CAMS video.

And now we yank the steering wheel to the left all the way toward...the boobies! Yaaaaay Boobies! (yeah, I know. We're a bunch of children)

Oh...Sweet...God... RACHEL STARR cloned herself!

Oh wait, sorry. That's a mirror. We know because we saw the full-length scene in CURVY GIRLS 5 (click to watch it on Demand). We like to do our homework.

You've seen her before, but might not know tha this is Carmella Bing and she's got on a very very tight dress:

She gives you a little sample here, but The full madness is in CURVY GIRLS 4 ... and yes, once we get into a series, we beat it to death.

Our busty blond pal Gisele, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos as well as her own site GOT GISELE, has returned to help us promote Retooled, the new FOUNDRY EP, available at all major online outlets. In the clip, Gisele makes some creative use out of a long shiny black light, while shaking her semi-clothed body to FOUNDRY's "Black Lights, Bright City" (Retooled by Rich DeCicco).
Thanks to Rich for the great remake. Thanks to Jon for the amazing editing, and thanks to Gisele for the rockin' bod.



Click on Gisele's impressive rack, then rock out with some FOUNDRY.
When your jaw stops swinging open, Go visit her at Got Gisele
...you can also Chat with Gisele LIVE on her cam

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass-salad of funs....

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Traffic Stop Gets Nasty, New video from TRAPT, Angelina Jolie at Comic-Con, Paris Hilton Naked AGAIN, New Trailers for TRON and SAW 3D, Rachel Starr, Leanne Crow, and Hayley Marie get Nude

Summer weekend = Say good-bye to your pants! and say HELLO to the trio of lonely married ladies at the beach

Women like this don't go to the beach unaccompanied unless they want some company, ya know? Reserve the motel room and stock up on booze NOW.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(just like your people skills. No wait, those are fucking abysmal)

want to hitch a ride on the express bus to jail? Punch a Cop in the Face during a routine traffic stop:

Just like this genius in Ohio, who is a private security guard... with one hell of a short fuse, evidently.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Angelina Jolie is at Comic-Con in a tight leather outfit promoting 'SALT' (WWTDD)

and WHY is this a big deal? because after we saw how hot she is WITH clothes on, we spent an hour looking at her nude movie scenes on Mr Skin. That's WHY.


Paris Hilton is taking her clothes off ...Again (Drunken Stepfather)

Can you believe the only reason we know who this chick is because of a night-vision homemade sex tape? yes. We can, actually.
Comic Con Video: David Hasselhoff's Party Bus (FilmDrunk)

Wherever Danni Kalifornia moves, we shall follow... *drool* (Freakshow Planet)

SALT: Movie Review (Bullz-Eye)

18 Mad Men Inspired Design Ideas (DesignCrave)

Hillary Scott used to be blond, now she's a brunette, but her boobs are still huge and she's still really naked (Dailyniner)

Want your 15 mins of fame? Join the Life in a Day Movement (The Campus Socialte)

My code word for taking the dog on a walk… (Dave and Thomas)

Madison and Prinzzess are Blond, Bisexual, Busty, and.... wait, what were we saying? (z0d)

8 toys and activities of your childhood that you can still enjoy as an adult (Guyism)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you define your existence by the individuals you latch onto. Don't cry. Not everyone has self-confidence)

The new TRAPT album isn't coming out until October, but the video for "Sound Off" just dropped, and the song is available on iTunes:

Enjoy an angst-filled video and download some TRAPT, madam.

Now, since Comic-Con is going on in San Diego, a glut of new film trailers has hit the web. One of our favorites is hands-down The second TRON: LEGACY Trailer:

Digitally de-aged Jeff Bridges will make your inner-geek sing.

Why does this woman look so worried? She's about to be butchered in the latest edition to the SAW franchise - in 3D, no less:

Now, even though the filmmakers have said SAW 3D will be the FINAL movie in the franchise, we're willing to bet you it isn't... and the Goddamn thing keeps going...and going...and going.

From TRAPT and Trailers, we transition to... tremendous tits!

This busty British babe is Leanne Crow...and she's got 34HH-sized boobs:

yes, that's "HH" as in Holy Hell! Those Hooters are HUGE! (well, now that would be 'HHHH', wouldn't it?).

Tight and trim adult starlet Rachel Starr has an amazing ass:

It's the kind of ass you'd be willing to eat ice cream out of just like this lucky boy. Ice cream, indeed.

Back to Britain, we take a look at Hayley Marie, who is stripping naked by the stairs:

Her bra must be really itchy, because she takes that thing off like it's on fire. and no one wants Hayley to burn her boobes. Here, let us help you with that, Hayley.

Holy. Moley. Our Italian a beautiful young lady from FOUNDRY CAMS girl Dannie Gee or Danni G did a great job tearing up and re-working our old-school FoundryMusic T-shirt, and shaking her ass to "Kick in The Teeth" by PAPA ROACH from their upcoming album Time For Annihilation..On the Road, and On The Record:


Pick yourself up off the floor, wipe the drool off your chest...and then Head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and Chat with Danni Gee/Danni G LIVE...and NUUUUDE (uh, yeah...we mean HER. Not you)

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Hot MILF Hookup, Chubby Gal Video Tantrum, Drunk Girl vs Poker Table, Lindsay Got Punched, Mystery MILF Nips, KORN on Kimmel, Ashley Bulgari in the Desert, Jodie Starr in the Shower, Roxy Panther loves Soccer

Awwwww shit! It's Friday, you bastards! Get up. Get out. and fornicate with the lonely widow who lives next door!

Wait, she's NOT a widow? Her husband is still kickin'? eh, no matter. Get to it!. She wouldn't be wearing heels like that if she wasn't asking for it, you know.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your hairline. It's called ROGAINE. Go get some.)

This young lady is MAD AS HELL...and SHE's NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE!

Holy shit. That's a girl? Amazing, right?

Poker = Fun. Drunk Girls = A lot of Fun.

Drunk Girls - clothes + Poker table = Really Funny.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Lindsay Lohan Got Punched In The Face? and the problem is....? (WWTDD)

Quick, Lindsay! make another lousy movie where you play an armless stripper! That'll make all the hurt go away.


Gee, whose perky MILF nips are these? (Drunken Stepfather)

Would it totally give it away if we told you she's the same woman who peddled her own sex tape, acted all victimized by it, and then collected close to a million dollars up-front for it? Yeah, that's kind of a dead giveaway.

25 Things You May Not Have Known About Back to the Future (Gunaxin)

Aliya Wolf will make you howl like a... oh you get the idea (Freakshow Planet)

Featured Model: Niki (Bullz-Eye)

The Worst Tribeca Film Festival Movie Pitch - Would You Fund This Guy's Movie? (URLesque)

No Dentist In the World will help this woman (DJMICK)

Julri Waters and her Hot Friend are getting awfully...friendly (Dailyniner)

You Might Not Have Known, but Handheld Gaming Is Huge (Asylum)

Cherry and Hrisianta are Licking each other's feet (z0d)

Videogame Characters Solve Real World Problems (Dorkly)

Everyday Mexican Standoffs (FunnyCrave)

Interviewer punks M. Night Shyalami (FilmDrunk)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the only ass you'll ever get is attached to a Peruvian pool boy)

Our friends in KORN are hitting the road in support of their new record (click for tickets!) and they made a little stop at Jimmy Kimmel Live:

Get them KORN tickets before they're all gone, fella.

From Hard rock...right to hard nips...

Sexy Czech Ashley Bulgari is naked in the desert for this photo shoot:

She's gonna be cleaning sand out of her butt for weeks. Yowch.

no matter how many times we tell her, Jodie Starr Keeps Forgetting to take her clothes off in the shower:

It's not a crisis, but sheesh... her underwear is getting all soggy.

Hungarin hotness Roxy Panther is so amped up about the World Cup that she painted her whole body like Team USA:

it's going to take forever to get all that paint out of her cooter. Poor gal.

We have another beautiful busty blond babe shakin' her hiney in a FoundryMusic shirt...

Busty blond beautiful Bobbia makes her FOUNDRY CAMS debut in this clip featuring music by Sweden's CRASHDIET:


CLick Bobbia's Booty, damn you!!

Nice, right? Cam up with Bobbia at FOUNDRY CAMS and try to charm her out of her shorts

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.