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Hooray! You made it through another week! Celebrate by spending the weekend sans-pants with a room full of married women
Screw nightclubs. at least with a swinger party you know what you're getting into. and who you're getting into. Get it? eh?.
THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Almost as terrible as your breath, clothes and hairline. It's a trifecta of 'Awful' Poolboy!)
The poor bastards in FEAR FACTORY got to watch their tour bus burst into flames on the way to London airport:
The band is just fine. Everything on the bus? Eh, not so much.
THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:
Which MILF pop-star mess is scratching her ass? (Drunken Stepfather)
Hint, Hint, Hint, Hint... *cough* went batshit crazy and shaved her head, lost custody of her kids to her chubby husband *cough*... Too much? Yeah, we suck at hints.
The 7 Richest Criminals In History (Celebrity Net Worth)
The 20 Most Intimidating Fictional Sharks of All Time (Brobibile)
Five More Yogi Bear Poster Taglines (Heavy)
PLAYBOY's Anastasia Christen has mastered the art of getting naked while balancing on rickety furniture (Freakshow Planet)
Lollapalooza 2010 Live Blog (Bullz-Eye)
8 Star Wars Pickup Lines - "there is no handjob." (Dorkly)
When Shawna Lenee isn't going batshit crazy, she looks really great naked (Dailyniner)
Passing on a Sports Team (Ask Men)
Nina James is Tight, Tattooed, and ...um, what were we saying? (z0d)
I'M SORRY:
(So sorry you have yet to develop a skill set beyond that of a shit-shoveler)
Reunited Alterna-Grunge rockheads SOUNDGARDEN dusted off their flanel and played a tiny club in Chicago the other night:
They're playing Lollapalooza on Sunday AND they have a brand new record coming out in September.
Our buddy our pal, Bret Michaels is on tour now (click for tickets)... but he had to bail on a Syracuse show:
Why? Because the bulky bastard promoter bounced a check or two...or three.
from bands we've met... to boobs we'll never get near...
Florida-born beauty Prinzzess Felicity Jade can't wait to get out of that pesky white lingerie:
How could you blame her, really? if you had a body like hers you'd be feeling yourself up non-stop...and if you disagree, you're LYING.
What do we know about fantastic-assed Monica?
Not a whole lot, to be honest. She does, however, need very little convincing to get nude and get sloppy with a lucky fella. Big Ass Adventure, indeed!.
Janelle is a curvy, 23 year-old Latina with exotic green eyes DD-sized breasts, and an ass-tastic hiney that fits perfectly in a tiny thong. We sent Janelle one of our HUGE old-school FoundryMusic T-Shirts, and she wore it for a few seconds, then tossed it aside in favor of fishnet stockings and pink panties. We have ZERO objection to this behavior, and we'll continue to encourage it.
Thanks to our Boston boys in EXTREME for the song "King of the Ladies".
Click the pic. Rub your...(oh, now that's just not neccessary, is it?) then head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Janelle LIVE (she'll be wearing next-to-nothing. You wear whatever the hell you want, amigo)
Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?
We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did
FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing
Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates
be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep
We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.
We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.
We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.
FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.
Hello Monday... Is this what your weekend looked like?
If so, then BRAVO, kiddo... you're a master fornicator and deserve a medal for your adulterous adventures. Next week, go for six hookups at once!.
THAT's TERRIBLE:
(just like your people skills. No wait, those are fucking abysmal)
Oh Fuckity-Fuck-Fuck-Fuck-Fuck... Tiger Woods cursed on Live TV (again), and it's international news (again):
We're so unimpressed, that we're going to buy Tiger Woods Golf, play at Home and curse all night.
THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:
New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks again to our pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is constantly shooting content for LOAD MY MOUTH and PERVERTED PLANET (so very not-safe-for-work), we were able to add new bosoms to RateMyWOW today courtesy of FERRERA and ANGELICA BLACK:
RateMyWOW: FERRERA
RateMyWOW: ANGELICA BLACK
Paris Hilton is Topless, In Trouble For Weed Again (WWTDD)
'scuse us, Miss Hilton when are you gonna make another one o' them sex flicks like this one you did?
Katy Perry's Big Boobs in a Bikini (Drunken Stepfather)
UFC Ring Girl Chandra Powell (The Cage Doctors)
PLAYBOY's Christine Veronica has Two Boobs, Two Butt cheeks, Two Long legs...the list goes on (Freakshow Planet)
Featured Model: Shannon Czyz (Bullz-Eye)
'Lens Cap On' Shows You Gorgeous Views as Blocked by a Lens Cap (URLesque)
Angie Savage Has Two Big Wings Tattooed on her Back. Don't fly away, miss! (Dailyniner)
Angry Child Slaps Some Sense Into His Own Mother (The Campus Socialite)
Top 10 Madden Covers (The Pigskin Doctors)
Claire has a Magical Cooter tucked under that thong. Seriously, it shoots glitter. (z0d)
Rise and Shine! -- A Video Guide to the Fine Art of the Wake-Up Prank (Asylum)
“Plumbers Don’t Wear Ties”: Gaming’s First (and Only) Surrealist Softcore Adventure (UPROXX)
Shyamalan Name is the Turd In Audience's Punch Bowl (FilmDrunk)
I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you define your existence by the individuals you latch onto. Don't cry. Not everyone has self-confidence)
Our friends in CINDERELLA had a bit of a SPINAL TAP moment on stage the other night in New Hampshire:
Nothing like ear-piercing feedback to wreck a live show, eh? Check out CINDERELLA on tour now - before Tom Keifer blows his voice box out again.
and on the opposite end of the spectrum, ROB ZOMBIE is on tour with Mayhem Fest (Click for Tickets, kids), and as usual, likes burning shit on stage:
What IS a Superbeast, anyway? You'll just have to ask Mr Zombie when you see him live.
From smokey stages to smoking hot bodies... Ecch, that was hack...
Sexy Czech Twistys Babe Ashley Bulgari can't stop touching herself, even in the kitchen:
Not that we blame her. If we were attached to that body, we'd be feeling ourselves up all the time. But we're not, so pass the ice cream.
Slovakian stunner Angel Dark is giving language lessons... naked:
It's a new method of osmosis. It's the ass-to-face method of information absorbtion.
Ooh, Push-ups! Why would you ask a piece-of-ass like Jewels Jade to do topless Pushups?
Maybe because you're a dopey cameraman who wants to spend as much time as possible gawking at her before she gets banged nine different ways by a guy twice you size. Yeah, it's an insecure geek thing.
aaaaand what would an update from us be without a beautiful young lady from FOUNDRY CAMS shaking her ass to rock music, which happens to be from DROWNING POOL this time:
Stare into Shanelle's eyes... only for a moment, then Head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and Chat with Shanelle LIVE...and nekkid (her, not you...genius)
Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?
We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did
FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing
Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates
be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep
We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.
We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.
We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.
FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.
