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It's hump day! You know what that means, right? find three willing young ladies (attached, unattached, doesn't matter):
...and bring them to a classy joint, so you can see them show off their outstanding.... wait, what were we saying? Sorry. Got totally derailed there for a second. Hineys do that.
THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your stench after a weekend of heavy drinking)
This CCTV footage from Argentina captured the most avoidable...accident...ever.
Honestly, how did the guy on the bike NOT see that coming?
THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:
Lindsay Lohan's Nails May Be In Contempt Of Court (WWTDD)
*sob* we may never get to see Lindsay play an armless, legless stripper ever again...*weep*.
Which grasping-onto-fame-any-which-way-she-can MILF has perky nips? (Drunken Stepfather)
Don't think too hard, kids...it's not like her Homemade Sex Video hasn't been featured everywhere in the past few months... yeah, it's kind of obvious.
A Nerd’s Guide To Dating (HEAVY)
Darenzia... Weird Name. Nice Boobs! (Freakshow Planet)
Featured Model: Ashley (Bullz-Eye)
Prince Declares the Internet "Completely Over," Puts Out New Album on CD Only (URLesque)
Dave Chappelle Grounds Plane; Refuses to Poop like a Poor Person (FilmDrunk)
Ashley Kirk. No relation to the captain. Get it? Captain kirk? Echh (Dailyniner)
Wrist-Mounted Flamethrower? Flame On! (GammaSquad)
Ashley is very nude and showing off her no-no spot (z0d)
Calise Hawkins Meets Ron Jeremy (FunnyCrave)
Rusty Kuntz Sound like a funny name? Here are more funny sport names (Campus Socialite)
Ten Hot Hollywood Women That Aged Horribly (Gunaxin)
Wedding Photographer Fail! (Video Gone Viral)
I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that it's going to take you weeks to get your dried up puke cleaned off the living room sofa)
The guys in ANTHRAX are all from New York, and here they are playing "Indians" To a bunch of Greeks in Athens:
Anyone else feel like they need a geography lesson? No? Just us. Yeah, we're idiots.
Can you believe the guys in LIFE OF AGONY have been around for 20 years?
Well, apparentl, because this show (above) was filmed for the Band's 20th Anniversary CD/DVD release.
His name is Ed Alleyne-Johnson, and he plays electric violin on the streets of England:
Little did we know, Ed has a BUNCH of CD's already released (and being the addicts we are, we bought all of them).
From Rock to Raunch, let's introduce you to a few friends...
This beautiful brunette is Award Winning Adult Starlet Tori Black:
...and this is only a snippet of BIG WET ASSES 16 - which you can see On Demand NOW
Speaking of beautiful brunettes, let's all have a look-see at BumbleGirls beauty Nicole Graves:
The woman can't go more than 30 seconds without feeling herself up and with a body like this, who could blame her? Hell, we'd be lucky to make it FIVE seconds.
Iconic web centerfold Nikki Sims (aka Next Door Nikki) is wearing her lucky shirt:
What's so Lucky about it, you ask? It gets to touch her 34DD's... and you don't. Well, neither do we for that matter.
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Awwwww shit! It's Friday, you bastards! Get up. Get out. and fornicate with the lonely widow who lives next door!
Wait, she's NOT a widow? Her husband is still kickin'? eh, no matter. Get to it!. She wouldn't be wearing heels like that if she wasn't asking for it, you know.
THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your hairline. It's called ROGAINE. Go get some.)
This young lady is MAD AS HELL...and SHE's NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE!
Holy shit. That's a girl? Amazing, right?
Poker = Fun. Drunk Girls = A lot of Fun.
Drunk Girls - clothes + Poker table = Really Funny.
THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:
Lindsay Lohan Got Punched In The Face? and the problem is....? (WWTDD)
Quick, Lindsay! make another lousy movie where you play an armless stripper! That'll make all the hurt go away.
Gee, whose perky MILF nips are these? (Drunken Stepfather)
Would it totally give it away if we told you she's the same woman who peddled her own sex tape, acted all victimized by it, and then collected close to a million dollars up-front for it? Yeah, that's kind of a dead giveaway.
25 Things You May Not Have Known About Back to the Future (Gunaxin)
Aliya Wolf will make you howl like a... oh you get the idea (Freakshow Planet)
Featured Model: Niki (Bullz-Eye)
The Worst Tribeca Film Festival Movie Pitch - Would You Fund This Guy's Movie? (URLesque)
No Dentist In the World will help this woman (DJMICK)
Julri Waters and her Hot Friend are getting awfully...friendly (Dailyniner)
You Might Not Have Known, but Handheld Gaming Is Huge (Asylum)
Cherry and Hrisianta are Licking each other's feet (z0d)
Videogame Characters Solve Real World Problems (Dorkly)
Everyday Mexican Standoffs (FunnyCrave)
Interviewer punks M. Night Shyalami (FilmDrunk)
I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the only ass you'll ever get is attached to a Peruvian pool boy)
Our friends in KORN are hitting the road in support of their new record (click for tickets!) and they made a little stop at Jimmy Kimmel Live:
Get them KORN tickets before they're all gone, fella.
From Hard rock...right to hard nips...
Sexy Czech Ashley Bulgari is naked in the desert for this photo shoot:
She's gonna be cleaning sand out of her butt for weeks. Yowch.
no matter how many times we tell her, Jodie Starr Keeps Forgetting to take her clothes off in the shower:
It's not a crisis, but sheesh... her underwear is getting all soggy.
Hungarin hotness Roxy Panther is so amped up about the World Cup that she painted her whole body like Team USA:
it's going to take forever to get all that paint out of her cooter. Poor gal.
We have another beautiful busty blond babe shakin' her hiney in a FoundryMusic shirt...
Busty blond beautiful Bobbia makes her FOUNDRY CAMS debut in this clip featuring music by Sweden's CRASHDIET:
CLick Bobbia's Booty, damn you!!
Nice, right? Cam up with Bobbia at FOUNDRY CAMS and try to charm her out of her shorts
Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?
We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did
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Just in case you missed the big news...we're having a party over here because...
Kendra Exposed: The Kendra Wilkinson Sex Tape is AVAILABLE NOW...and it's the most AMAZING video ever... next to the Zapruder film.
THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Sort of like your shitty sense of entitlement)
A Plattsburg, Missouri police officer rescued a trapped pooch from a fence a while back:
... and then the dog went and did something just... silly.
THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:
The second trailer for the big screen adaptation of JONAH HEX is online:
You got yer Josh Brolin, you got your Megan Fox... *drool*, oh and don't forget John Malkovich. Oh, and LOTS of shit blowing up.
50 CENT Looks Great! (WWTDD)
Sex & The See-Through Shirt... Guess who? (Drunken Stepfather)
OK, so we limited it to a potential FOUR women...but this one is by FAR the most do-able of the bunch...and we have seen her boobies on screen.
A Tribute to Silence of the Lambs’ Buffalo Bill (Gunaxin)
Shay Laren and Her Huge Hooters are Hanging out by the Pool (Freakshow Planet)
A Chat with Richard Roeper (Bullz-Eye)
PLAYBOY's Kathleen Edge is Getting Naked ...in the study... with a candlestick... get it? CLUE joke. (Dailyniner)
The 50 Hottest World Cup WAGs of All-Time (Bleacher Report)
Step Right Up And See The Twitter (UPROXX)
Stacy Silver Shows off The Luckiest Leather Undies EVER (z0d)
Worst Death Ever: Car Crash With Flatbed Truck Hauling 17 million Bees (GammaSquad)
The 12 most awesome cowboys in TV & film history (Guyism)
A Fear Of Hobos (FunnyCrave)
I'M SORRY:
(Sorry you forgot to skim the pool and change the kegs in a timely fashion. Maybe next time you won't have to sleep in the garage)
Our buds in BON JOVI are on the road (click to get your mitts on the best tix!) and they christened the new Meadowlands Stadium last night:
It was an intimate affair. In front of about 50,000 screaming fans. get your tickets, kids!.
Once again, our pal BRET MICHAELS (load up that iPod, damn you) defied his doctors once again and hit the stage on American Idol last night:
...Casey James looked like a happy boy, doesn't he? Woulda been happier if he WON...but her DIDN'T.
Norwegian Metal Crooner JORN LANDE (who has been in more bands than we can count) recorded a tribute to the late great Ronnie James Dio:
Jorn Lande and his fu manchu are uber-serious.
From Rock Gods to Hot Bods...
Breastacular Busty Ellen and her 34G Boobs went for a ride...with her top down:
Get it? Top Down? Topless? Naked? Eh?
Shapely PLAYBOY babe Jamie Graham is totally nude... in the shower:
As opposed to clothed? is there any other way to shower? Evidently not.
What's this? More fantastic shamless self-promotion?? INDEED!
You know Carmen from her many FOUNDRY CAMS videos and from her solo site - CamWithCarmen. Here's a great clip of her "Unraveling" her clothes to some music by our friends in SEVENDUST:
CLICK THE PIC TO SEE CARMEN STRIP!
Then, when the feeling returns in your arms and legs... chat with Carmen LIVE, one-on-one!
You can also get hundreds of new photos and videos at Carmen's solo site - CamWithCarmen
Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?
We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did
FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing
Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates
be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep
We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.
We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.
We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.
FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.
Today is the day, boys and girls...
Kendra Exposed: The Kendra Wilkinson Sex Tape is being released today...a week early...because a nation of total filthbags (us included) couldn't wait.
THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Sort of like your shitty sense of entitlement)
This chubby girl rolling around in the mud at Ohio's 7Fest could be the least flattering clip we have seen all day:
Insert pig-in-mud reference HERE.
Speaking of drunks, check out this Russian guy who tumbles down a subway escalator:
Thank GOD the light fixture to the face broke his fall.
THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:
Lindsay is CURED! (WWTDD)
THANK GOD! because the sooner she can get back to making low-budget skin flicks, the better! Amiright? Amiright?
Whose big old lady boobs are these??? (Drunken Stepfather)
We'd love to point you to some titty pics of her but apparently she's WAY too uptight to let those funbags fly...and she doesn't take it in the butt...allegedly.
Johnny B. Goode: Back to the Future 1 & 2 Simultaneous (Dave and Thomas)
Penthouse Pet Ryan Keely looks Regal in this Black-and-White Photo Shoot (Freakshow Planet)
Girl Next Door: Emily (Bullz-Eye)
Georgia Jones is the Sweetest Peach we've seen all Day (Dailyniner)
Worst National Anthem Performances (Gunaxin)
It's Always Sunny in Philly goes into syndication Mon. Here's their new "The Drunks Are On Us" clip (TheBachelorGuy)
Riley Evans Really Likes Getting Naked (z0d)
Top 20 WTF Movie Moments (The Campus Socialite)
A Practical Guide to Watching Porn With Your Girlfriend (FunnyCrave)
I'M SORRY:
(Sorry you forgot to skim the pool and change the kegs in a timely fashion. Maybe next time you won't have to sleep in the garage)
You may know RICHIE KOTZEN (click for discography) from his time in POISON and MR BIG:
He rarely does shows in the U.S., and this is him in Philadelphia - at the North Star Bar.
Los Angeles rock vets Y&T paid homage to Ronnie James Dio with their version of "Rainbow In The Dark":
Y&T, boy... um, we got nothing.
From great guitars to great asses...
Hiney-rific Kirra Lynne is oiling down her booty:
if you're dying to see what else happened to her hiney watch BIG WET ASSES #14 - On Demand Now!
Nicely-shaped Natalie Sparks Loves Lotion:
That's not ALL she loves. Natalie Loves all kinds of Dirty Things.
What's this? More fantastic shamless self-promotion?? INDEED!
You know Carmen from her many FOUNDRY CAMS videos and from her solo site - CamWithCarmen. Here's a great clip of her "Unraveling" her clothes to some music by our friends in SEVENDUST:
CLICK THE PIC TO SEE CARMEN STRIP!
Then, when the feeling returns in your arms and legs... chat with Carmen LIVE, one-on-one!
You can also get hundreds of new photos and videos at Carmen's solo site - CamWithCarmen
Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?
We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did
FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing
Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates
be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep
We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.
We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.
We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.
FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.
Oh hell yeah, it's FRIDAY!
Go out this weekend and fornicate with a two friendly ...and promiscuous gals:
Screw 'Miller time'...it's 'affair time'...Beer is for college kids. Booze and Adultery is for grown-ups.
THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Kind of like chili and beer farts, but only worse, because they're coming out of you)
The fights that break out AFTER a soccer game are often more entertaining than the games themselves:
This brawl happens to be between a bunch of Mexicans and Angolans in Houston, TX
Honey, if your pain threshold is THIS low...
you just might want to reconsider getting that tattoo.
THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:
Lady Gaga Sure is Friendly (WWTDD)
Holy Shit! Ghost!!! (Drunken Stepfather)
Oh wait, sorry... it's just Mischa Barton. Wearing WAY too much makeup.
July 5th is Everybody Draw Titties on Jesus Day! (FunnyCrave)
The Future of Peeing (UPROXX)
On a scale of 1 to 10, Heather Vandeven is...an Eleven (Freakshow Planet)
A chat with porn star Sasha Grey (Bullz-Eye)
Jamie and Breanne go nipple-to-nipple in this Military Photo Shoot (Dailyniner)
Go To Bed With A TEN Wake Up With A TWO. (Campus Socialite)
K900 Hybrid Grill: Think of it as a Sports Car For Your Patio (The Bachelor Guy)
Jenn Anh Nguyen's Boobs are SO big, she has to hold them up so they don't fall off (z0d)
You had me at "Joe Pesci plays a pimp" (FilmDrunk)
The Walking Dead Are Coming, Grab an Axe (Dave and Thomas)
21 Animals Riding Other Animals (Maxim)
I'M SORRY:
(Sorry all the breath mints on the planet won't clear up that halitosis of yours)
You know, when Scott Weiland is coherent and not falling down, STONE TEMPLE PILOTS is a pretty great band live:
again, we stress...when Weiland is coherent. How often is that? Ehhh, we dunno.
The guys in ALICE IN CHAINS are on tour now (click for tickets!) and this is their gig in Glens Falls, NY:
METALLICA. Napster Bad. iTunes Good. Oof, how old is THAT line?
From grunge bands to great big boobies...
ultra-buxom Busty Ellen is wearing a plaid bra...but not for long:
You see when you have 34G-sized boobs, you're morally obligated to take your clothes off and play with yourself...because your country wants you to. No matter what country you're from.
hard-bodied Sasha Von can't get nude fast enough:
and who could blame her? she's working on her site to pay her way through school... so more naked = more college!
What's this? More fantastic shamless self-promotion?? INDEED!
You know Carmen from her many FOUNDRY CAMS videos and from her solo site - CamWithCarmen. Here's a great clip of her "Unraveling" her clothes to some music by our friends in SEVENDUST:
CLICK THE PIC TO SEE CARMEN STRIP!
Then, when the feeling returns in your arms and legs... chat with Carmen LIVE, one-on-one!
You can also get hundreds of new photos and videos at Carmen's solo site - CamWithCarmen
Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?
We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did
FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing
Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates
be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep
We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.
We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.
We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.
FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.
