Very flexible MILF, Bret Michaels and Nikki Sixx in another lame interview, Infamous Chris Holmes interview, Gene and Paul being lame, Brandy Talore, Dors Feline and their boobs

We knew your mom was flexible, but WOW:

She should really post more photos like this on Facebook if she's looking for a male friend... Lord only knows thoe gardening photos are boring as Hell.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your voice. Forget about that career in movie trailers)

Dean Richards of Chicago's WGN-9 conducted another milquetoasty interview with Bret Michaels and Nikki Sixx about their upcoming POISON and MOTLEY CRUE tour:

They try valiantly to seem interested, but we'd be stunned if old Dean-O even knows who Bret and Nikki are

Eh, he does have a new album and tour coming, so he might as well promote as much as possible, right? right? right? Eeeecchh. CLICK IT

Click it, fool!
Click that one too!

Like I said, click it, fool!
THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(Unlike your speaking voice, which sounds like a cross between needy adolescent and whiny five year-old. We can't decide)

Anyone remember The Decline of Western Civilization: Part II - The Metal Years?

This is the magical interview with a very inebriated Chris Holmes from W.A.S.P. as he downs a few gallons of vodka...in front of his mom

Click that. It's a MUST-SEE.

Vanessa Hudgens is incdredibly uninteresting

And who is she, again? Quick, someone throw hot sauce on her! (Drunken Stepfather)

Valerie and Belle can barely keep their bikinis on... and it's not because they're too tight (FreakShow Planet)

10 Books Every Guy Should Read (Joe Unleashed)

Danielle Trixie is wearing leggings...but their see-through, so why bother, right? (z0d)

Jayden Cole gets awfully friendly with her...umm, friend...and by 'friendly' we mean 'NEKKID' (Daily Niner)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry your breath is as bad as your voice. Here's the number of a good vocal trainer. Go wipe your ass with it.)

I'm actually very sorry to have to subject you to this, but you should be exposed to it at some point:

This is Gene Simmons in 1984 in Detroit, trying to do a bass solo...ooofah loofah.

You MUST see this entire video. and by MUST, I mean your life may depend on it.

From the same video, we have a shot of Paul Stanley doing his best (read: not so great) impression of Edward Van Halen:

Uh, Paul, it's not so-so. It's pretty bad.
Now, we move on to a bunch of guys (some former and current KISS and MOTLEY CRUE members in the ERIC SINGER PROJECT or E.S.P for short:

They're doing "Domino" from the KISS REVENGE album.

I said click, click, click-a-click-click.



Facelifts are let's face it, necessary...and FOUNDRY CAMS was no exception to that rule, so we did this:

We totally revamped FOUNDRY CAMS, with a new domain, hotter girls, lower prices, and a better user experience. So far, the response has beeen HUGE. Check it out:


Click it, fool!

Speaking of FOUNDRY CAMS check out what the lovely CARMEN did for Us latley:
The lovely luscious Carmen, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos, as well as at her own site CAM WITH CARMEN returns with this amazing video where you get to see her behind-the-scenes at one of her many photo shoots.

Thanks to ART OF DYING for giving us "Die Trying" and thanks as always to Jon for the editing.



Whatchoo waiting for, mang?!?! CLICK IT, FOKKER!

What does Brandy Talore have in with an airplane cushion?

They both smell like stale peanut farts and can be used as flotation devices.

For those of you who like your gals on the slightly larger (and more gothic) side, here's DORS FELINE

That poor red shirt didn't stand a chance if you know what we mean..eh? eh? Nudge nudge!

...and that, friends... is the way to make orange juice out of nitro glyceryn.

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We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

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Get your Holiday Body Back, Uncle Ted Nugent Selling Crazy, Gisele, FOUNDRY CAMS and FOUNDRY - together at last, Joe Satriani is God, Lemmy is God, Mike Portnoy is Good, Lana and Dawson are very topless

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Actually, it's NOT. But your inability to get your hefty ass off the couch IS. Move a little, why dontcha?)

The holiday season is just around the corner, and you can either look like this:


...Or you could get a little help from someone who knows what she's doing, and look like THIS:

Choose wisely, Chesterfield.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

Old 'Uncle' TED NUGENT would seem a lot more sensible if he didn't sound so F-ing Crazy all the time:

Here's Nugent, kicking back on his porch, selling crazy to the Michigan news. Look at that face.

When he's not being nuts, he actually makes really great music... see?



Kim Kardashian is selling... toilet paper?? (Drunken Stepfather)

A job is a job, right Kim? Atta girl! Just like the 'blow' job you gave Ray J in that tape of yours a while back...just sayin'

Featured Model: Holly Lynn (Bullz-Eye)

Sunny Lane has a shiny landing strip...but not big enough for a plane. (FreakShow Planet)

Anita Dark and another clear case of "Shouldn't have even bothered to wear a bikini" (z0d)

Sophie Dee's Boobs make us want to breast-feed zoo animals. By 'zoo animals' we mean 'us' (Dailyniner)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that one day the cops are going to have to knock a hole in your wall to get you out of the house, chunky-butt.)

His name is JOE SATRIANI ...and he plays guitar better than you and everyone who looks like you:

This is his new video for "Light Years away, off of his new CD Black Swans & Wormhole Wizards.

If you ever wanted to stare at a drummer's armpits for six minutes, now's your chance:


Drummer Mike Portnoy, who used to be in DREAM THEATER, but is currently touring with AVENGED SEVENFOLD, has a camera set up in front of his drum kit. Now you can drool over his sweaty armpits during every show.

God's greatest creation is probably women with big boobs. His SECOND greatest creation would have to be Lemmy Kilmister from MOTORHEAD:


We say this because two guys felt compelled enough about him to make an entire documentary about the man... and that link above is for the second teaser.

From Lemmy, we segue into Lickable Ladies... Nice transition, right?

Everyone...say hello to Ultra-busty Romanian Lana Ivans:

OK, you can pick your jaw up off the floor now because there's a LOT more of Lana to see... click it, dummy.

Don't you just hate when your workout pants are too tight? so does Dawson Miller:

She's out of those constricting pants faster than you can shout "Get Naked or I'll Kill Your whole family!" ... not that you WOULD... just sayin'

The lovely buxom blond Gisele, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos as well as her own site GOT GISELE, has returned to help us promote Retooled, the new FOUNDRY EP, available at all major online outlets. In the clip, Gisele makes some creative use out of a long shiny black light, while shaking her semi-clothed body to FOUNDRY's "Black Lights, Bright City" (Retooled by Rich DeCicco).
Thanks to Rich for the great remake. Thanks to Jon for the amazing editing, and thanks to Gisele for the rockin' bod.



Click on Gisele's impressive rack, then rock out with some FOUNDRY.
When your jaw stops swinging open, Go visit her at Got Gisele
...you can also Chat with Gisele LIVE on her cam

...and that, kids... is how we wrap up today's big-ass-salad of funs....

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

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Cursing Baby, New Boobs on RateMyWOW, 'The Social Network' Trailer, Oksana is Probably Lying, New Videos from FILTER and AVENGED SEVENFOLD, Kelley Scarlett, Karma Good and Ruth Medina Nude

Weekends are for waving good-bye to your pants! and for hooking up with hotties at the local public pool

Boyfriend? Shmoyfriend, that's what happens when you leave your hot-as-hell girlfriend unattended. Silly rabbit, adultery is for adults.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not half as terrible as your halitosis. Have a mint, dragon-breath)

A one year-old little girl overhears a screaming phone conversation and a week later decides to parrot what she heard:

Oh, this should make all the parents in the crowd feel all warm and fuzzy. "shut up, you fucking bitch"... is so eloquent.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks again to our pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is constantly shooting content for LOAD MY MOUTH and PERVERTED PLANET (so very not-safe-for-work), we were able to add new bosoms to RateMyWOW today courtesy of KITTY JANE and NINA:


RateMyWOW: NINA
RateMyWOW: KITTY JANE

The most trailer for The Social Network which is based on Ben Mezrich's book, The Accidental Billionaires, The Founding of Facebook A Tale of Sex, Money, Genius and Betrayal will make you think...

...think about making a few enemies to make a few billion dollars.

Oksana Might Be Lying about Mel Gibson (WWTDD)


Whose Amazing Young Nubile boobs are these? (Drunken Stepfather)

OK, so she hasn't made a sex tape... but she looks amazing in a bikini and she's going to be in GREEN LANTERN... Crap, I think we just gave it away.

The 40 Greatest Movies About the Summer (BroBible)

Lara Leverence in Leopard Panties...and Leather Boots...and nothing else (Freakshow Planet)

The Sorcerer's Apprentice - A movie Review (Bullz-Eye)

Tommie Jo MIght have a Guy's Name, but she's got one hell of a Girl's Body (Dailyniner)

If Mel Gibson Was a Script Editor (vid) (FilmDrunk)

LeBron Comes Out of the Closet (With Leather)

Beth Williams is Breaking Free From her Silk Bathrobe (z0d)

Urinating in the Yard. Slapping a Child. A Mother's Work is Never Done (Noob Dad)

Wine-filled Bra Gives New Meaning to the Phrase “Nice Rack” (Campus Socialite)

Deja View: Point Break & Fast & Furious are the same goddamned movie (College Humor)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your hopes and dreams have been crushed like so many empty beer cans)

Those evil sounding guys in AVENGED SEVENFOLD have a new album coming out (click to pre-order, incidentally) and they just released a video for "Buried Alive":

... with lyrics! For those of you who ruined your hearing by going to clubs without earplugs... like us.

Speaking of AVENGED SEVENFOLD, did you ever wonder how they came up with their creepy-ass logo?

... this interview clip should answer that one nicely. You can see the FULL interview video over at Soundcheck.

It's nice to see FILTER getting back to their industrial roots with their new album:

The first single is "The Inevitable Relapse"... at that, kids, is the video for it.

From heavy metal, we move on over to...*drumroll*... heavy boobs!

Busty British bombshell Kelley Scarlett just got home from dinner and NEEDS to get out of her dress:

That sucker must have been itchy, because she can't wait to get her 32H-sized puppies out... or it could just be a video of Kelley taking her clothes off, and we're reading way too much into it.

This young lady goes by the name Karma Good... Jesus, all the really good girl names are taken... but even if her name sucks, her boobs sure don't:

...and as with all of the videos like hers Karma's assets don't just include her boobs ...she can also yodel. No, not really.

on the complete opposite end of the female spectrum we have sexy Venezuelan Ruth Medina... who likes flaunting her A-cups on the beaches of Venezuela:

We have to assume that if she's going to spend THAT much time rolling around in the sand naked ...she's going to spend a lot of time in the shower washing sand out of her cooch.

aaaaand what would an update from us be without a beautiful young lady from FOUNDRY CAMS shaking her ass to rock music, which happens to be from DROWNING POOL this time:


Stare into Shanelle's eyes... only for a moment, then Head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and Chat with Shanelle LIVE...and nekkid (her, not you...genius)

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

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'Relatively Queer' Weatherman, Carjacker Tasered, Kendra's Sex Tape Stories, Shapely Hiney, Old VAN HALEN interview, Buxom British Babe, Tyler Faith in a Changing Room

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(just like the smell you leave behind when you walk out of a room)

Vytas Reid is the Chief Meteorologist (Weatherman) for FOx 45 in Baltimore...


So when he says the skies are "relatively QUEER", it's kinda-sorta-really embarrassing.

Now THIS is how you catch a carjacker...


Oregon police chased carjacking suspect Donald Wade Evanger down a hill, into a river, and then Tasered the bastard.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

The trailer for The Mindy McCready Sex Tape shows a very dirty side of this middle-aged country singer and Celebrity Rehab star:

Granted, those clips are pretty sanitary. The full video shows Mindy getting the hammer from a nice boy named Peter


Kendra's Making up stories about her Sex Tape (WWTDD)

Is it so far-fetched that a PLAYBOY model who has shown her naked ass off numerous times in the past would try to release her own sex video?


Whose well-toned ass in jeans is this? (Drunken Stepfather)

she's been naked a few times and close-to naked even more... we're hoping she loosens up a li'l bit.

5 Books You Should Not Have in Your Bachelor Pad (Asylum)

Jodie Starr has a rose tattoo above her cookie. We know because she's almost nekked (Freakshow Planet)

Downplayed Downey, 7 Robert Downey Jr. movies you probably missed (Bullz-Eye)

Sahsa Grey is wearing a Red Latex Bikini...but not for long (Dailyniner)

It's Official: Hugo Weaving Is 'Captain America's' Red Skull (MovieFone)

Cellphone: It's Not a Boom Box (UPROXX)

Want a J-Fold Wallet? Sure ya do. (Techvert)

Jenna Presley is Quite Impressive in her Bright Green Bikini (z0d)

Teacher Appreciation Week: 25 Hottest Sex Offenders (Gunaxin)

Instant Pancake Awesomeness in a Pressurized Spray Can (The Bachelor Guy)

Clearing up that Lindsay-Lohan-playing-Linda-Lovelace Rumor (FilmDrunk)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that there's no Nobel Prize for holding grudges...because you'd get it for sure!)

In this Entertainment Tonight interview from 1981, VAN HALEN frontman David Lee Roth describes the band's music as a combination of "Religion" and "Hockey":

Religion and Hockey? Really, Dave? Nice to know he's still slinging the same absurd crap 30 years later.

From Brain-less we move to shirtless...

This young lady is Kelley...and she's British...and she's got 30H-sized boobs:

No dress can carry them...so she's frequently taking her clothes off.

Busty MILF Tyler Faith is getting changed and being videotaped:

yes, at the same time get to the hardcore stuff!

and since we like shameless self-promotion as much as the next fella

Here's Samantha in one of our official FoundryMusic T-Shirts shaking her ass to "Satisfied" by SOCIAL CODE:

CLICK THE PIC TO SEE SAMANTHA's SEXY STRIP!
(well it almost rhymes)

Then, when you have some motor function back... chat with Samantha LIVE, one-on-one, on her cam!

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

CAM GIRL PROFILE: Brooke and Vikki - the FOUNDRY CAMS Twins

I'll bet you've been wondering why we haven't put up a profile with one of our lovely FOUNDRY CAMS girls in a while.
What's that? You HAVEN'T been wondering at all?
Aw shit, I guess I'm going to telll you anyway.
Since we posted our last one, we have gone through not ONE, not TWO, but THREE major computer meltdowns, and in the process of backing up and saving all of that material... we LOST all of the CAM GIRL PROFILES.
Fun, right? We finally found them all, and now we can finally give you what you have been waiting for, some honest-to-goodness stupid-as-hell questions answered by some hot-as-hell pieces of magnificent ass.
This CAM GIRL PROLE features a double-dose of hotness. BROOKE and VIKKI, the FOUNDRY CAMS twins who you have seen in rocking out to HINDER and shaking ass to the LADIES OF SPORT answered our pile of stupid and we're finally getting around to posting the answers.
This, friends...is how it all went down...



CLICK THE PIC TO READ THE ENTIRE INTERVIEW WITH BROOKE and VIKKI

...and if the blood is still rushing to the rest of your body after reading that piece (which it may or may not be), FOUNDRY CAMS NOW AND CHAT WITH BROOKE and VIKKI LIVE!

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Monday on the Opie and Anthony Show: Eddie Money!

Buckle in, kids... tomorrow on the Opie And Anthony Radio Flahsback, we'll be hanging with EDDIE MONEY, who is promoting his tour dates, and may just sing a few songs for us.


That's Eddie Money singing his hit "Take Me Home Tonight" with the guys in HINDER...who are also on tour supporting their latest disc

(speaking of HINDER...look what we do now)


CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH THE GIRLS STAY 'UP ALL NIGHT'

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