Paul Stanley's Ears, Gene Simmons as a Lawyer, New Music from KORN, New trailers for COWBOYS & ALIENS, RISE OF THE PLANET OF THE APES, Madison Ivy & Hayden Winters

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Hot Tub MILFs, Little Fockers Trailer, Adrianne Curry in the Shower, CINDERELLA at Jones Beach, New SERJ TANKIAN music, New Joe DeRosa video, Kerry Louise, and Ivy Black Show their goods

Holy Jesus H. Cornchips, Do you NEED today to be the end of the week as much as we do?

Get a hotel room with a hot tub, get a few MILFs at the local bar, and have yourself a weekend retreat. 65% of married women cheat. A few of 'em could be yours.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your work ethic. Calling out again, eh?)

This is Tennessee Congressman Steve Cohen:

He's doing the whitest white man dance EVER. Oof.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

It was only a matter of time before another FOCKERS movie was made, and that time is now. Presenting the trailer for Little Fockers:

You got your Robert Deniro. You got your Ben Stiller. You got your Little Fockers.

Adrianne Curry is Naked on Twitter...again (WWTDD)

Internet geeks rejoice, because Adrianne Curry loves being NAKED


Oh Shit! Werewolf! Wait, no... it's just Snooki (Drunken Stepfather)

you know her... she's on JERSEY SHORE ... Werewolf!

7 Drugs That You Can Legally Grow Right In Your Home (The Bachelor Guy)

Sunny Leone and her Hiney will brighten up your rainy day (Freakshow Planet)

Girl Next Door: Lindsay Ann (Bullz-Eye)

Americans React to Game-Winning Goal - World Cup Fever Continues (Video) (URLesque)

Body Secrets - by Joe DeRosa (atom)

Paige Lowry Peels off her clothes in this outstanding Pitctorial (Dailyniner)

13 Pictures of Girls Drinking Beer (Fork Party)

Kagney Linn Karter is Kinda Kinky in her tiny Blue outfit (z0d)

World's Hottest Secretary Will Show You Around 'Mad Men' Set (Asylum)

Cats! In! Space! A Mostly Fictional History of Interstellar Felines (UPROXX)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your time in the cool kids club is dwindling... tick tock, tick tock, tick tock...)

Our pals in CINDERELLA are on tour now (click for tickets) and this is a clip of them at Jones Beach:

How does Tom Keifer consistently manage to sing like he's got his nuts in a vice? We may never know.

Serj Tankian from SYSTEM OF A DOWN (click for iTunes link) has a new song, and *gasp*... it's politically-charged:

ooh. Pretty colors.

From political warbling to pulling down pants...here come the ladies!

Busty adult starlet Kerry Louise is having a hard time staying in her Bikini:

She's also having a hard time keeping her makeup on...cuz she's getting knocked around, but that's not something we're about to judge her for.

Sexy, petite New York hottie Ivy Black is writing around on what could be the luckiest couch EVER:

leg Warmers? Do people still wear those? Apparently so.

aaaand we have another beautiful busty blond babe shakin' her hiney in a FoundryMusic shirt...

Busty blond beautiful Bobbia makes her FOUNDRY CAMS debut in this clip featuring music by Sweden's CRASHDIET:


CLick Bobbia's Booty, damn you!!

Nice, right? Cam up with Bobbia at FOUNDRY CAMS and try to charm her out of her shorts

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Russian Street Racer Crash, Megan Fox Quits Transformers, Audrina Patridge Quits Clothing, Bret Michaels on Oprah, METALLICA's Tribute to DIO, AVENGED SEVENFOLD's 'Nightmare', Ivy Black's Ass Roll, Leanne Crow's Bikini Hot Tub Party

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Kind of like chili and beer farts, but only worse, because they're coming out of you)

Street racing in Hollywood movies looks like a lot of fun...


Street Racing in Russia gets you T-Boned and nearly paralyzed. Well done, comrade!

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Megan Fox Quit, and was not fired from, Transformers 3 (WWTDD)

and of course, Megan Fox likes to show her Boobs, and her ass, as much as she can, because girls like Megan Fox SHOULD.


Audrina Patridge Likes Bubble Gum and Posing Nude (Drunken Stepfather)

How do we know? because this orgy of evidence proves our point. Oh Audrina. Color us aroused.

Have a Nice Flight (AskMen)

The Future of Peeing (UPROXX)

Chikita is one amazingly-hot...well, Chikita. (Freakshow Planet)

Post-Apocalyptic Cinematic: 15 Films Where Humanity Isn't Doing So Hot (Bullz-Eye)

Breanne's Beautiful Body Busted Out of her dress. Poor Gal. (Dailyniner)

Robin Hood: Anatomy of a Clusterf*ck (FilmDrunk)

Jedi Junkies - The Full Feature Film (Dailymotion)

Katrin Kant Keep Her Klothes On. What a Katastrophe (z0d)

First Look: 2011 Infiniti QX (The Bachelor Guy)

15 Inductees Into the Fictional Athlete Hall of Fame (SportsPickle)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry all the breath mints on the planet won't clear up that halitosis of yours)

Our buddy our pal BRET MICHAELS talked about his recovery on Oprah yesterday:

fill up yer iPod with BRET MICHALES music. The guy's got medical bills and kids to feed, dag nabbit.

Them guys in METALLICA paid tribute to the late Ronnie James Dio in Lisbon, Portugal:

METALLICA. Napster Bad. iTunes Good. Oof, how old is THAT line?

The new AVENGED SEVENFOLD single is online...with Lyrics (in case you're like us and need to follow along):

the song is available on iTunes...as well as every other AX7 song... so go download some and thrash around your office.

From heavy metal to really heavy hooters, here we go again...

Busty brunette pinup gal Leanne Crow is having a Bikini Hot Tub Party:

How do you have a bikini hot tub party with just ONE woman? when it's Leanne Crow, you're invited to jump in with her...because you can actually do that, you know... jump through the monitor into the hot tub. Go on. Try it.

Hiney-rific Ivy Black is showing off her "Ass Roll":

What the hell is an 'Ass Roll', you ask? we have no clue, but it ends with her getting naked and touching herself... which is a great place to end up, you know?

What's this? More fantastic shamless self-promotion?? INDEED!

You know Carmen from her many FOUNDRY CAMS videos and from her solo site - CamWithCarmen. Here's a great clip of her "Unraveling" her clothes to some music by our friends in SEVENDUST:


CLICK THE PIC TO SEE CARMEN STRIP!

Then, when the feeling returns in your arms and legs... chat with Carmen LIVE, one-on-one!

You can also get hundreds of new photos and videos at Carmen's solo site - CamWithCarmen

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Tuesday Links: New Boobs On RateMyWOW, Burglar Gets Stuck in Ceiling, MEGADETH live in Dallas, CHICKENFOOT and Jason Bonham live in Vegas, Ivy Black, Bentley Shea, Jessica DeCarlo

Let's stay classy and kick off this Tuesday with some...tits.

 

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks again to our pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is constantly shooting content for LOAD MY MOUTH and PERVERTED PLANET (so very not-safe-for-work), we were able to add new bosoms to RateMyWOW today courtesy of adult starlets Skyla Shy and Sarah Wild:

RateMyWOW: Skyla Shy
RateMyWOW: Sarah Wild

THAT's TERRIBLE:

When breaking into an office via the ceiling...

...make sure hole in said ceiling is wide enough to fit through.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(Your, on the other hand, have the emotional maturity of the 3 year-old. Grow up, fella)

Want to Lose Weight Like a Fancy Man? Now you CAN! (Muscle Sorority)

Cameron Diaz's Ass on a Motorcycle with Tom Cruise
(Drunken Stepfather)
and if that's not racy enough...Here's a link to that Cameron Diaz bondage flick she made when she was younger...and NAKED.

Lexi Belle really rings our...bells. Get it? Bells? Balls? Ech. (z0d)

End Of Decade TV Review (Bullz-Eye)

Marlene makes us reconsider our 'no redheads' policy (Daily Niner)

Whatever, Models Play Warcraft Nude All The Time (SFW) (GammaSquad)

Why does Veronica Zemanova even bother wearing clothes? (FreakshowPlanet)

Celebrity Kung-Fu, Pit your Fav Squabbling Celeb (or Least Fav) Against One Another ... TO THE DEATH (atom)

Japanese Vs. American Web Design: A Visual Comparison (I Heart Chaos)

What is your poo telling you? Glad you asked (Illuminati)

Your Secret Chick Decoder Guide (The Bachelor Guy)

The Ten Most Unlikely 80s Movie Heroes (Gunaxin)

Leaked Tiger Woods Mistress Sex Tape (Break)

Wikipedia Pledges are Starting to get out of hand (CollegeHumor)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your bridge burning skills could land you a good job as an arsonist)

When you have a hot-ass body like The body Ivy Black is blessed with...

We think you should be legally OBLIGATED to make it naked. Ivy doesn't seem to mind.

Speaking of hot-as-hell bodies, check out Bentley Shea from RascalDog:

Bentley has a slamming body. She's in a plaid Bikini. She removes it. That is all.

Dave Mustaine and the guys in MEGADETH are out on tour now...get those tickets!

Headbanging his way well into middle age. Watch out for that neck, fella.

Staying with the music, we check out CHICKENFOOT, who jammed with Jason Bonham in Vegas:

Jamming on classic LED ZEPPELIN at The Joint at the Hard Rock Hotel.

getting back to boobs, because they're fun. Hot young PLAYBOY coed Jessica DeCarlo is taking a shower:
A gal's gotta stay clean, right?

We sent our FOUNDRY CAMS girl Danni G one of our old-school FoundryMusic shirts, which she appropriately sliced up and made into a tube top. TANTRIC sent us the song "Coming Undone".
What you'll see next is three minutes of footage that will leave you slack-jawed and most likely pants-less.

CLICK ON DANNI AND WATCH HER...DANCE... yeah, that's it...then chat with her LIVE at FOUNDRY CAMS

(and now to recap... because we forget shit almost as easy as you do)

Finish up making the sexy time with a sophisticated older woman, and head over to the MEDIA SECTION, and check out what we added:

CHICKENFOOT and Jason Bonham: "Rock and Roll" LIVE in Las Vegas
Ivy Black Strips In Her Room
MEGADETH: 'In My Darkest Hour' LIVE in Dallas
Bentley Shea in a Plaid Bikini
CCTV: Burglar Gets Stuck In Office Ceiling
Jessica DeCarlo Takes a Shower/li>

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Tuesday Links: Tipped over Tanker, Link Love, QUEENSRŸCHE and VINCE NEIL live, old-school Shauna Sand, Ivy Black, Heaven Huntington

Hey-O and Happy Tuesdee. If you're not fornicating with a married neighbor, then you're not doing your civic duty. Think about it, whydontcha?

THAT's TERRIBLE:

A tanker explodes and the cameraman runs TOWARD the fire...

How does he move so quickly with those enormous brass balls?

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(But your constant bitching, pissing, and moaning is really getting on our nerves)

Pamela Anderson's crotch goes Snowboarding in Malibu(Drunken Stepfather)
Say, did you see the video of Pam boning Bret Michaels? We did.

Carla is holding her Dildo like a lightsaber. A lucky lightsaber (Daily Niner)

Featured Model: Nina (Bullz-Eye)

Jana Jordan is in a chair upside-down showing off her no-no spot (z0d)

Hot Hustler SexBomb Carmella Bing (Freakshow Planet)

Shoulda Wrapped It Up (Yep Yep)

11 “Treats” You Pray You Don’t Get on Halloween (Top Cultured)

The 10 best Brady Bunch mashups of all-time (Epic Carnival)

Daryl Hannah Looking Very Cougarly (Cougar Patrol)

Anna Farris Looks Like Harry Dunne (Don Chavez)

Always sh*ting on the job? Find out how much it’s worth (Minimum Rage)

Scuba Cat? Scuba Cat. (Warming Glow)

GI JOE DVD Prize Pack Giveaway (GearPatrol)

Vampire Reunion (College Humor)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your only aspiration in life is to drink yourself into a coma all weekend)

Before Shauna Sand was hawking her sex tape, she looked pretty damn hot.

This is her during a 1997 PLAYBOY calendar shoot.

Everyone take a look at the enormous yellow shirt on Ivy Black:

It's so big and unwieldy. It's no wonder she needs to get rid of it so quickly.

From babes to bands... we take a look at QUEENSRŸCHE, who are touring now:

"Helloooooo Englewood, New Jersey!" Get those QUEENSRŸCHE on Stub Hub now, kids!.

Keeping with the music, we look at MÖTLEY CRÜE frontman Vince Neil:

Doing some LED ZEPPELIN in Vegas. New MÖTLEY CRÜE disc coming next year...

Aaaaand back to boobies with Heaven Huntington, who is scrupulously washing her enormous boobs.

He bosoms must get very dirty very quickly. She spends a lot of time soaping them up.

Speaking of which, Chad Smith (RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS, CHICKENFOOT) brought the "Bread Balls" from his new project BOMBASTIC MEATBATS. FOUNDRY CAMS babes Kyra, Vikki and Nyli brought the sexy for our latest video:

CLICK ON KRYA'S BOOBS TO BRING THE BOMBASTIC MEATBATS!

(and now to recap... for the people with head trauma...that means us, too)

After you finish nailing your cute co-worker in a motel room, click on over to the MEDIA SECTION, and check out what we added:

VINCE NEIL: 'Rock & Roll' LIVE in Las Vegas
Ivy Black Yanks Off Her Long Yellow Shirt
QUEENSRŸCHE: 'Best I Can' LIVE in Englewood, New Jersey
Heaven Huntington Takes A Shower
Tipped Over Fuel Tanker Explodes
Shauna Sand 1997 PLAYBOY Calendar Photo Shoot

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