16 lb Catfish, Kendra is Popular at Hulu, SKID ROW in Sweden, DANGEROUS TOYS in Texas, Mary Carey in a Bikini, Meghan Allen in Lingerie, Kaylee Rain Topless Tennis

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Sort of like your breath, your bald spot, your attitude, you face...shall we continue?)

want to see the biggest catfish ever...

caught by the biggest Arkansas Redneck Ever? Here you go, kids. A 16 lb Flathead Catfish. You figure out what the guy is saying. We're stumped.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Kendra is Popular With Someone at Hulu (WWTDD)

For what it's worth, Kendra is popular with people who love Celebrity Sex Videos (can you say 'best selling sex video of all time?')

Sure ya can. Say it loud, brudda. Then click!


Somebody got a Sloppy Butt (Drunken Stepfather)

Most Tattooed Lady Ever! (Asylum)

Bunny Luv is a Girl that LUVS being Naked and LUVS touching herself (Freakshow Planet)

Review of the Nissan 370Z Coupe (Bullz-Eye)

Justine Jolie and Zoli are Wrapped in Latex and Getting Very Friendly (Dailyniner)

What Attracts the Virgo Man? (FunnyCrave)

Kiefer Sutherland in talks for 'Werewolf Fight Club' (FilmDrunk)

Ashton Winters and Her Tiny Tramp Stamp will Warm you up in the winter...or anytime (z0d)

Nail In the Coffin: The Best and Worst of Hollywood Vampires (UPROXX)

Eight Characters Who Should Be Superheroes (Gunaxin)

Chocolate Chile Beer Ice Cream?! Yes please! (The Bachelor Guy)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry you forgot to wear a rubber and knocked up some skank you met online)

What do the Swedes love more than the Winter Olympics?

They love SKID ROW, Dammit! (and they're on tour now - click for tickets)

Keeping it right around 1989 and the 'Remember those guys?' theme... it's DANGEROUS TOYS, live in San Antonio... yeah, THIS year:

When he's not working on other projects, Jason McMaster gets Dangerous Toys back together and they play gigs for cab fare... or something.

From Bands to boobs, of course...

Our blond-haired, celebrity-rehab friend MARY CAREY has a brand new site and she sent us some video to help, err, 'whore it out' so to speak:

Mary's bikini just jumped right off into the pool. Seriously. That's how it went down.

Does this PLAYBOY Pinup look familiar?

If you were a fan of Fear Factor in 2004, you saw Meghan Allen compete. If you're weren't, then you're probably just a fan of PLAYBOY.

There's got to be something in the water supply that's making all the young webcam models take off their clothes on the tennis courts. Case and point: Kaylee Rain is playing Topless Tennis

Doesn't she understand that lifting up her skirt is going to get her kicked out of the country club? Apparenly, Kaylee does not care one smidge.

What's this? More fantastic shamless self-promotion?? INDEED!

You know Carmen from her many FOUNDRY CAMS videos and from her solo site - CamWithCarmen. Here's a great clip of her "Unraveling" her clothes to some music by our friends in SEVENDUST:


CLICK THE PIC TO SEE CARMEN STRIP!

Then, when the feeling returns in your arms and legs... chat with Carmen LIVE, one-on-one!

You can also get hundreds of new photos and videos at Carmen's solo site - CamWithCarmen

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

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We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

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Tuesday Links: New Music Videos and Headlines, Police Pit Maneuver Ends Chase, Softball Girl takes a Line Drive, Cam Girls Licking Lollipops

Psst... we can see up your skirt...

OK, so We've seen your naked Spanish ass a few dozen times, it's still not getting old. This upskirt wonderfulness comes from our pals at Drunken Stepfather. CLICK THE PIC!

Married fella, Hector? your might want to remind your wife. She's banging Juan from the fruit stand. Again.

New Opie and Anthony Show Audio: Say, it's been a while, but we have some new original audio clips from the O&A Show for you to enjoy:

59 Seconds with Ron Howard
Elvis Dice Clay
Eddie Money - 'One Night Stand Up'

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Lady, your driving sucks, and so does your bathing suit.

That's how the CHiPs guys take down a shitty driver.

(this pretty much sucks too)

This is a line drive straight to the emergency room...

Ha... you wanted to play, softball, stupid.

(we're a bunch of music dorks)

Anyone remember LYNCH MOB?

No? It's OK. We do.

NEW MUSIC HEADLINES: Get The lates on COLDPLAY, CHARM CITY DEVILS, and more in the LATEST MUSIC HEADLINES.

I'M SORRY:
(Actually, we're not. Never will be.)

Her name is Nala and she's making us want to move to Hungary.

Oh she's just taking her clothes off, that's alls.

When our friends in FRAMING HANLEY sent us their cover of "Lollipop", we knew exactly the direction we needed to go in...


CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH GISELE, JESSE JO, SILVIA and DAHLIA from FOUNDRY CAMS LICK THEIR LOLLIPOPS

After you get done with that post-work hump-a-thon with your wife's best friend, you should really chec out the MEDIA SECTION, where you'll find:

LYNCH MOB: 'River Of Love' LIVE at Rock The Bayou
Britney Strips Naked in a Warehouse
Caught on Video: Sacramento Police Bring Pursuit To Wild End
Nala Peels off her Green Bikini
Softball Player takes a Line Drive to the Head

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Monday Links: New Mutt in the house, Red Carpet Cleavage, New O&A Audio bits, New Music Headlines, Jeff Ament, Old School Widowmaker, Beautiful Babes

There's a new pooch on the premises the Twitter was going crazy with photos of her this weekend.

This is what a German Shepherd looks like at 8 weeks old. Check back in 6 months for the throat-tearing edition.

She's getting older, but her cleavage is holding up nicely...

Does anyone remember that sex tape she made with Bret Michaels?. This fond memory comes from our pals at Drunken Stepfather. CLICK THE PIC!

Married fella, Chaunce? your might want to remind your wife. She's sucking off the neighbor. Again.

New Opie and Anthony Show Audio: Say, it's been a while, but we have some new original audio clips from the O&A Show for you to enjoy:

59 Seconds with Ron Howard
Elvis Dice Clay
Eddie Money - 'One Night Stand Up'

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Being the bassist in PEARL JAM isn't all it's cracked up to be

That's Jeff Ament from PEARL JAM getting attacked in Atlanta.

(as long as we're talking tunes..)

Remember Dee Snider's WIDOWMAKER?

Dee Snider, Marc Russel, Joe Franco, and Al Pitrelli (aka WIDOWMAKER) hit the stage at Club Spit in Levittown, NY in the dead of Winter 1993.

NEW MUSIC HEADLINES: Get The lates on COLDPLAY, CHARM CITY DEVILS, and more in the LATEST MUSIC HEADLINES.

I'M SORRY:
(Actually, we're not. Never will be.)

What is Alison Angel doing outside, you ask?

Oh she's just taking her clothes off, that's alls.

Meghan Allen from PLAYBOY, and she was also on FEAR FACTOR...

She didn't take her boobs out on FEAR FACTOR though.

Oh boy! It's Gisele from FOUNDRY CAMS doing what she does best...lookin' sexy.

We all LOVE GISELE... You should too.

After you get done with that post-work hump-a-thon with your wife's best friend, you should really chec out the MEDIA SECTION, where you'll find:

Alison Angel Gets Naked In The Park
Widowmaker: 'Widowmaker' LIVE in Levittown, NY
Ariel's Sexy Sauna Session
Greg Patillo - 'Mario Flute'
PLAYBOY's Meghan Allen Naked Photo Shoot
Amazing Yoga Ball Flip
Victoria Red Strips Out of Her Blue Lace Lingerie
Caught On Video: PEARL JAM Bassist Mugged In Atlanta

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