MILF looking for a friend, Drunkard gets Racial (kind of), Drifing and Crashing in Russia, Ass in Leggings, Red Band PAUL trailer, SOILWORK's new video, CINDERELLA in Sweden, Brianna Frost

Your mom is taking provocative photos of herself...again. Can't say we don't mind.

You see, your mom's been on the market for a while...looking for a 'friend with benefits'...and we don't mean health insurance.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(So is your face. Stop breaking mirrors, assface)

Stand back, folks... this drunkard is about to get all racial!

If only he could REMEMBER what 'racial' means. Last time we checked, the word 'Kerosene' didn't fall under the guidelines of racist terminology.

Thank GOD for dashboard-mounted cameras...

Honestly, how else would we get to see horrific highway accidents up close and personal -- like this one in Russia.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(unlike your contribution to society, waste of space)


Ass in Leggings! Ass in Leggings! Ass in Leggings! Yeah. So? (Drunken Stepfather)

OK, how do we give away a hint for this one? blah blah blabbity blah... CHLOE...blabbity blah blah blah


Nessa Is Nice and Naked and Showing off her Naughty Bits (FreakShow Planet)

Car Review: 2011 Nissan Xterra (Bullz-Eye)

What kind of a name is XLCR MOON, anyway? We have no clue and we can't pronounce it (z0d)

Brigitte Anne is blonde, beautiful and showing off her Boobies. BRAVO. (Daily Niner)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that the only friend you have is that bottle of Jack you cozy up to every night.)

Swedish power metal group SOILWORK is getting all mellow in their old age:

... oh wait, we were thinking of Johnny Mathis. Common mistake. SOILWORK still sounds like a fist to the face... several times.

If Tom Keifer from CINDERELLA wants to sing any higher, he's going to have to put his nuts in a vise:

We thought it was 'vice'... then we realized that he can't really put his nuts into cigarettes or alcohol... get it? Vice? Eh, we finally do.

...and we finally broke down and watched the Red Band Trailer for the movie PAUL:

NOW we understand why it's supposed to be so funny. Any movie that references "Alien Balls" this much has GOT to be funny.

From Bands and Big Ass Movies, we move along to... ok, we get it... BOOTY! *blows party horn*

What is Caroline Pierce doing in a movie called BIG WET ASSES?

Here's a hint, Chester. She's not baking banana bread.

The lovely and talented Brianna Frost, who you have seen in countless FOUNDRY CAMS videos is lotioning up her chest:

She must have very ashy skin, because why else would a gal rub so much lotion on herself?? Oh. Ah. Wait a moment. We get it now.

Speaking of FOUNDRY CAMS... let's lookee here...

If Emma Ink looks familiar, that's because she's been in other FOUNDRY CAMS clips before (these girls change their names like they're changing their panties, for crying out loud). She's tattooed up and would be the perfect trophy to add to the back of your motorcycle... if you're into that kind of thing. Thanks to our friends in FURNAZE for the friendly music.
Thanks to Jon for the editing, as always.

Watch the vid. Get all excited... then get yourself on over to Emma-Ink.com and watch Emma LIVE, on webcam, getting naked and dirty just for you. (and we do mean JUST for you, because she'll do the private VIP thing if you want)




...and that, friends... is how we say "Beat it, monkeybrain"

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

16 lb Catfish, Kendra is Popular at Hulu, SKID ROW in Sweden, DANGEROUS TOYS in Texas, Mary Carey in a Bikini, Meghan Allen in Lingerie, Kaylee Rain Topless Tennis

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Sort of like your breath, your bald spot, your attitude, you face...shall we continue?)

want to see the biggest catfish ever...

caught by the biggest Arkansas Redneck Ever? Here you go, kids. A 16 lb Flathead Catfish. You figure out what the guy is saying. We're stumped.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Kendra is Popular With Someone at Hulu (WWTDD)

For what it's worth, Kendra is popular with people who love Celebrity Sex Videos (can you say 'best selling sex video of all time?')

Sure ya can. Say it loud, brudda. Then click!


Somebody got a Sloppy Butt (Drunken Stepfather)

Most Tattooed Lady Ever! (Asylum)

Bunny Luv is a Girl that LUVS being Naked and LUVS touching herself (Freakshow Planet)

Review of the Nissan 370Z Coupe (Bullz-Eye)

Justine Jolie and Zoli are Wrapped in Latex and Getting Very Friendly (Dailyniner)

What Attracts the Virgo Man? (FunnyCrave)

Kiefer Sutherland in talks for 'Werewolf Fight Club' (FilmDrunk)

Ashton Winters and Her Tiny Tramp Stamp will Warm you up in the winter...or anytime (z0d)

Nail In the Coffin: The Best and Worst of Hollywood Vampires (UPROXX)

Eight Characters Who Should Be Superheroes (Gunaxin)

Chocolate Chile Beer Ice Cream?! Yes please! (The Bachelor Guy)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry you forgot to wear a rubber and knocked up some skank you met online)

What do the Swedes love more than the Winter Olympics?

They love SKID ROW, Dammit! (and they're on tour now - click for tickets)

Keeping it right around 1989 and the 'Remember those guys?' theme... it's DANGEROUS TOYS, live in San Antonio... yeah, THIS year:

When he's not working on other projects, Jason McMaster gets Dangerous Toys back together and they play gigs for cab fare... or something.

From Bands to boobs, of course...

Our blond-haired, celebrity-rehab friend MARY CAREY has a brand new site and she sent us some video to help, err, 'whore it out' so to speak:

Mary's bikini just jumped right off into the pool. Seriously. That's how it went down.

Does this PLAYBOY Pinup look familiar?

If you were a fan of Fear Factor in 2004, you saw Meghan Allen compete. If you're weren't, then you're probably just a fan of PLAYBOY.

There's got to be something in the water supply that's making all the young webcam models take off their clothes on the tennis courts. Case and point: Kaylee Rain is playing Topless Tennis

Doesn't she understand that lifting up her skirt is going to get her kicked out of the country club? Apparenly, Kaylee does not care one smidge.

What's this? More fantastic shamless self-promotion?? INDEED!

You know Carmen from her many FOUNDRY CAMS videos and from her solo site - CamWithCarmen. Here's a great clip of her "Unraveling" her clothes to some music by our friends in SEVENDUST:


CLICK THE PIC TO SEE CARMEN STRIP!

Then, when the feeling returns in your arms and legs... chat with Carmen LIVE, one-on-one!

You can also get hundreds of new photos and videos at Carmen's solo site - CamWithCarmen

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Thursday Links: Mutt Tug O' War, ANVIL Live in NYC, New Music Headlines, Falling Model, Tased Granny, and a Bevy of Busty Babes

In the red corner, we have the five year-old Yellow Lab, and in the blue corner, the 11 week-old German Shepherd

Place your bets, people...yeah this is how we Tweet stuff

The weekend is ALMOST here. Time to ask your married co-worker out on a date. It's OK. We've heard she can keep secrets.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Hey honey, how many times do you have to be told NOT to drink from the milk jug?

We bet this is the LAST time.

Hey, here's a great idea. Let's put the catwalk IN the pool!

yeah, no one will ever slip and fall off that thing.

Metal on Metal...is what I Crave!

After 30 years, and one AMAZING documentary, the guys in ANVIL are finally getting some recognition.

NEW MUSIC HEADLINES: Get the latest on David Lee Roth, DAATH, Green Day, 3 Inches of Blood, and More in the Latest Music Headlines

That's Not-So Terrible:
(Because we yelled at it)

Kristin Cavallari Likes Heather Graham's Dress (We don't mind because Kristin Cavallari has a Hot Ass)

Deep Lyrics from BLACK EYED PEAS

Inmate Sues over 55 Hour Long Erection

Worst Butt Implants EVER

Two Hotties in the Shortests skirts EVER

Optimus Prime doesn't want your awful Strawberry & Peanut Butter M&Ms

Nicola Mar is the new face of Victoria's Secret. Here's a TON of photos of her

Jesse Jane says "Hello" (and then she screams a lot in her adult videos)

the Best Christopher Walken Impressions on YouTube

Geraldo Rivera Looks Like an Ass - A video series

I'M SORRY:
(So sorry that your wrists are so sore and your neighbor has to help you crank one out)

Loren loves getting naked outside.

and we're not going to attempt to tell her to get dressed.

Incidentallly April O'Neil loves getting naked outside too.

the UNCUT video is even better. Oofah.

How DO those hot Euro chicks get onto your computer screen?

If you're Sexy Czech Vikki, you take a ton of photos and video

Our lovely ladies of FOUNDRY CAMS Nyli, Countess, Layla, Deliliah, Jess Klein, Aurora, and Gianna all sent in some outstanding videos of themselves in their official FoundryMusic shirts. TANTRIC sent us their brand new single "Mind Control". We sent everything to our editor, and what we got back was one of the most drool-inducing video clips we have ever been associated with.



CLICK THE PIC TO SEE THE GIRLS LOSE CONTROL

Once you recuperate from humping your neighbor's wife, you should really chec out the MEDIA SECTION, where you'll find:

April O'Neil Takes Her Shirt off in the Driveway
Tattooed Girl Milk Prank
St Louis Reporter Hosed with Sprinkler LIVE on TV
Viki's Sexy Airline Pilot Photo Shoot
Model María Amparo Slips off Catwalk into Pool
Amanda Hanshaw Nude Photo Shoot
Loren Gets Naked on the Back Porch
72 Year-old Kathryn Winkfein Tased - Uncut Footage
ANVIL: 'Metal On Metal' LIVE at the East Village Cinema in NYC

 

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Wednesday Links: Happy Hump Day! Washed out ATV, Exploding Gun Barrel, EUROPE plays Sweden Rock, Rachel Aziani, Nicole Graves, and their Busty Friends

Happy Hump Day, folks!
In honor of the mid-week hump-day, why not engage in a hump-fest with your cute married co-worker? Just don't tell management and then no one gets written up.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Did you ever wonder what happens if you go huntin' with a clogged gun barrel?

Wonder no more, Chesterfield.

If you're going to rescue surfers in a hurricane...

Perhaps you should reconsider driving the ATV into the ocean first.

It's the FINAL COUNTDOOOOOOWN!

The guys in EUROPE are still rocking that 20 year-old song.

That's Not-So Terrible:
(Because we yelled at it)

Heather Graham at the HANGOVER premiere in the tightest dress we have EVER seen (let's not forget that Heather Graham loves getting naked on film!)

Will Ferrell on 'MAN vs WILD' - Full Episode

The Best of Animated Stick Figure Action

How To Write a Complaint letter

That is one seiously BIG ASS CHAIN.

How To Make BeatBox Sounds

Awesome METAL GEAR SPOOF

Fat Girls Can't Wait For the new 'TWILIGHT' sequel

NBA Finals Halftime Tweets

HELLO KITTY: Not Just for Girls Anymore

I'M SORRY:
(So sorry that your wrists are so sore and your neighbor has to help you crank one out)

Nicole Graves proves (again) that hot chicks have lot of hot friends.

So try to hang around hot chicks more often.

What happens when busty porn starlets Rachel and Amber go to the car wash?

...Exactly what you THINK is going to happen

Did you ever see a 96-pound, 5-foot-tall gal with 32D Boobs?

Well, then you should meet Angelina Leigh!

Our lovely ladies of FOUNDRY CAMS Nyli, Countess, Layla, Deliliah, Jess Klein, Aurora, and Gianna all sent in some outstanding videos of themselves in their official FoundryMusic shirts. TANTRIC sent us their brand new single "Mind Control". We sent everything to our editor, and what we got back was one of the most drool-inducing video clips we have ever been associated with.



CLICK THE PIC TO SEE THE GIRLS LOSE CONTROL

Once you recuperate from humping your neighbor's wife, you should really chec out the MEDIA SECTION, where you'll find:

Nicole Graves and Her Naked Friends Poolside
Clogged Gun Barrel Explodes
Amber Lynn Bach and Rachel Aziani - Topless Carwash
EUROPE: 'The Final Countdown' LIVE at Sweden Rock
Aria Valentino Topless Workout
Hurricane Ike Knocks Over Cop on ATV
Angelina Leigh Lets Her 32D Funbags Fly

 

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