Shotgun Recoil Knocks out Teeth, New Boobs a RateMyWOW, Cameron Diaz is Fugly, Hey MOTORHEAD - Yer Equipment's Dead, GUITAR HERO: Warriors Of Rock, Amanda Syfried & Julianne Moore in CHLOE, Mary Carey & her Purple Vibrator

Hey-O! How was your weekend?!
If you spent it getting hammered with a promiscuous co-worker... then congratulations! You're finally a grown-up.

Leave the morality and ethics to the younger people. Adultery is for ADULTS why do you think they called it that to begin with?

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Kind of like your people skills. Way to interact with humanity!)

The next time you get the urge to fire off a shotgun with one hand...

Take a look at this clip and think of the thousands of dollars worth of dental work this MENSA member is going to need.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks again to our pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is constantly shooting content for LOAD MY MOUTH (so very not-safe-for-work), we were able to add new bosoms to RateMyWOW today courtesy of adult starlets MOCHA DELIGHT and ERIN SNOW:


RateMyWOW: JACKI SAWYER
RateMyWOW: MONA

Cameron Diaz is Fug (WWTDD)

to SOME people. Others are of the opinion that Cameron Diaz has a nice set of boobs - especially when thems is naked, so you decide for yourself


Rihanna has a really swell hiney, doesn't she? (Drunken Stepfather)

Tori Black is getting undressed in the Backyard (Freakshow Planet)

Girl Next Door: Elody Gamarra (Bullz-Eye)

Teachers Recreate Michael Jackson's 'Bad,' Just Because (URLesque)

GREEN DAY ROCK BAND: Missing Features (Gunaxin)

Anya is just the kinda gal you'd like to have on ya (Dailyniner)

Today in Dutch News: Your Boobs Look Great (Warming Glow)

Gisele and Witta are Nude and VERY friendly (z0d)

Celebrity Oops: A Video Tribute to Falling On Stage (FunnyCrave)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your complete lack of personality will prevent you from having any meaningful relationships)

Ther's nothing that Lemmy from MOTÖRHEAD enjoys more...

...than losing all the power to his band's gear 2 minutes after they go on stage in front of 50,000 people.

Oh boy... GUITAR HERO: WARRIORS OF ROCK is coming out in September.

you might want to cancel whatever you had planned for the fall.

From guitar gods to great bods... Heh, that ryhmes.

Our pal Mary Carey has a brand new site and she's sending us videos to promote it:

In this clip, she talks about wanting to take her purple vibrator and shove it up Dr Drew Pinksy's you-know-what... and then she goes to town on herself with it.

From low-brow to high-brow...kinda

This clip of Amanda Seyfried and Julianne Moore in bed together makes us reconsider not wanting to see CHLOE:

Amanda Seyfried and Julianne Moore are an unlikely pairing, but hell...if it puts asses in the seats, who are WE to judge?

Holy Smokes! Another beautiful webcam model shaking her ass! Whodathunkit?

Ember Reigns, the buxom blond bombshell who you have seen in numerous FOUNDRY CAMS videos, as well as at her own site, has given us what could be her finest performance yet:


Honestly... do you REALLY need us to tell you to click on Ember's pic? JUST DO IT!

Great song. Great hiney. When you stop hallucinating, Go check out Ember's Sexy Self LIVE - online NOW

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

16 lb Catfish, Kendra is Popular at Hulu, SKID ROW in Sweden, DANGEROUS TOYS in Texas, Mary Carey in a Bikini, Meghan Allen in Lingerie, Kaylee Rain Topless Tennis

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Sort of like your breath, your bald spot, your attitude, you face...shall we continue?)

want to see the biggest catfish ever...

caught by the biggest Arkansas Redneck Ever? Here you go, kids. A 16 lb Flathead Catfish. You figure out what the guy is saying. We're stumped.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Kendra is Popular With Someone at Hulu (WWTDD)

For what it's worth, Kendra is popular with people who love Celebrity Sex Videos (can you say 'best selling sex video of all time?')

Sure ya can. Say it loud, brudda. Then click!


Somebody got a Sloppy Butt (Drunken Stepfather)

Most Tattooed Lady Ever! (Asylum)

Bunny Luv is a Girl that LUVS being Naked and LUVS touching herself (Freakshow Planet)

Review of the Nissan 370Z Coupe (Bullz-Eye)

Justine Jolie and Zoli are Wrapped in Latex and Getting Very Friendly (Dailyniner)

What Attracts the Virgo Man? (FunnyCrave)

Kiefer Sutherland in talks for 'Werewolf Fight Club' (FilmDrunk)

Ashton Winters and Her Tiny Tramp Stamp will Warm you up in the winter...or anytime (z0d)

Nail In the Coffin: The Best and Worst of Hollywood Vampires (UPROXX)

Eight Characters Who Should Be Superheroes (Gunaxin)

Chocolate Chile Beer Ice Cream?! Yes please! (The Bachelor Guy)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry you forgot to wear a rubber and knocked up some skank you met online)

What do the Swedes love more than the Winter Olympics?

They love SKID ROW, Dammit! (and they're on tour now - click for tickets)

Keeping it right around 1989 and the 'Remember those guys?' theme... it's DANGEROUS TOYS, live in San Antonio... yeah, THIS year:

When he's not working on other projects, Jason McMaster gets Dangerous Toys back together and they play gigs for cab fare... or something.

From Bands to boobs, of course...

Our blond-haired, celebrity-rehab friend MARY CAREY has a brand new site and she sent us some video to help, err, 'whore it out' so to speak:

Mary's bikini just jumped right off into the pool. Seriously. That's how it went down.

Does this PLAYBOY Pinup look familiar?

If you were a fan of Fear Factor in 2004, you saw Meghan Allen compete. If you're weren't, then you're probably just a fan of PLAYBOY.

There's got to be something in the water supply that's making all the young webcam models take off their clothes on the tennis courts. Case and point: Kaylee Rain is playing Topless Tennis

Doesn't she understand that lifting up her skirt is going to get her kicked out of the country club? Apparenly, Kaylee does not care one smidge.

What's this? More fantastic shamless self-promotion?? INDEED!

You know Carmen from her many FOUNDRY CAMS videos and from her solo site - CamWithCarmen. Here's a great clip of her "Unraveling" her clothes to some music by our friends in SEVENDUST:


CLICK THE PIC TO SEE CARMEN STRIP!

Then, when the feeling returns in your arms and legs... chat with Carmen LIVE, one-on-one!

You can also get hundreds of new photos and videos at Carmen's solo site - CamWithCarmen

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Osprey Takes Out Tree, Megan Fox in a Bikini, Bret Michaels Drops 'Idol' Hint, New KORN video, Brand New Mary Carey, Bella Valentine

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Sort of like your breath, your bald spot, your attitude, you face...shall we continue?)

The V22 Osprey is great for inserting troops into rocky terrain...

...and getting rid of pesky trees in your backyard.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Megan Fox. In A Bikini (WWTDD)

and where would we be without... Megan Fox...WITHOUT a bikini!


Jaimie Hilfiger (um, who?) is wearing a bikini (Drunken Stepfather)

Sexy Celebrities And Their Ugly Significant Others: A Field Guide (UPROXX)

Anette Dawn will have you bug-eyed from dusk till ... well... you know (Freakshow Planet)

A chat with Steve Austin (Bullz-Eye)

Sarah Pipkin is having a Picnic... Oh wait, she just took off her shirt and threw it over a haystack (Dailyniner)

Top 20 Awesome Fictional Cars (Gunaxin)

How to Build your own Superhero (FunnyCrave)

Syren Sexton looks like she enjoys sex...a ton... umm, get it? (z0d)

KORN answers YOUR Questions (The Bachelor Guy)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry you forgot to wear a rubber and knocked up some skank you met online)

Our buddy our pal BRET MICHAELS dropped a none-too-subtle hint about being a new judge on American Idol:

This was in front of 1800 people at the Hard Rock Casino in Biloxi, MS. now fill your iPod with Bret Michaels...the man has medical bills, dammit!

Our pals in KORN are on tour now (Click for Tickets) and they just released a new video:

"Oildale (Leave Me Alone)" comes off the band's new disc Korn III: Remember who you Are... coming out July 13.

From rock gods to great bods...

Our busty buddy Mary Carey has a brand new site and sent us some clips to help promote it:

Blatant plug-whoring? Sure... But it's Mary Carey and she's totally hardcore so we're FINE with it

Beautiful blond babe Bella Valentine was born in Italy, raised in Poland, and resides in the U.S.:

Bella could be the most worldly piece of ass we've ever encountered.

What's this? More fantastic shamless self-promotion?? INDEED!

You know Carmen from her many FOUNDRY CAMS videos and from her solo site - CamWithCarmen. Here's a great clip of her "Unraveling" her clothes to some music by our friends in SEVENDUST:


CLICK THE PIC TO SEE CARMEN STRIP!

Then, when the feeling returns in your arms and legs... chat with Carmen LIVE, one-on-one!

You can also get hundreds of new photos and videos at Carmen's solo site - CamWithCarmen

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.