16 lb Catfish, Kendra is Popular at Hulu, SKID ROW in Sweden, DANGEROUS TOYS in Texas, Mary Carey in a Bikini, Meghan Allen in Lingerie, Kaylee Rain Topless Tennis

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Sort of like your breath, your bald spot, your attitude, you face...shall we continue?)

want to see the biggest catfish ever...

caught by the biggest Arkansas Redneck Ever? Here you go, kids. A 16 lb Flathead Catfish. You figure out what the guy is saying. We're stumped.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Kendra is Popular With Someone at Hulu (WWTDD)

For what it's worth, Kendra is popular with people who love Celebrity Sex Videos (can you say 'best selling sex video of all time?')

Sure ya can. Say it loud, brudda. Then click!


Somebody got a Sloppy Butt (Drunken Stepfather)

Most Tattooed Lady Ever! (Asylum)

Bunny Luv is a Girl that LUVS being Naked and LUVS touching herself (Freakshow Planet)

Review of the Nissan 370Z Coupe (Bullz-Eye)

Justine Jolie and Zoli are Wrapped in Latex and Getting Very Friendly (Dailyniner)

What Attracts the Virgo Man? (FunnyCrave)

Kiefer Sutherland in talks for 'Werewolf Fight Club' (FilmDrunk)

Ashton Winters and Her Tiny Tramp Stamp will Warm you up in the winter...or anytime (z0d)

Nail In the Coffin: The Best and Worst of Hollywood Vampires (UPROXX)

Eight Characters Who Should Be Superheroes (Gunaxin)

Chocolate Chile Beer Ice Cream?! Yes please! (The Bachelor Guy)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry you forgot to wear a rubber and knocked up some skank you met online)

What do the Swedes love more than the Winter Olympics?

They love SKID ROW, Dammit! (and they're on tour now - click for tickets)

Keeping it right around 1989 and the 'Remember those guys?' theme... it's DANGEROUS TOYS, live in San Antonio... yeah, THIS year:

When he's not working on other projects, Jason McMaster gets Dangerous Toys back together and they play gigs for cab fare... or something.

From Bands to boobs, of course...

Our blond-haired, celebrity-rehab friend MARY CAREY has a brand new site and she sent us some video to help, err, 'whore it out' so to speak:

Mary's bikini just jumped right off into the pool. Seriously. That's how it went down.

Does this PLAYBOY Pinup look familiar?

If you were a fan of Fear Factor in 2004, you saw Meghan Allen compete. If you're weren't, then you're probably just a fan of PLAYBOY.

There's got to be something in the water supply that's making all the young webcam models take off their clothes on the tennis courts. Case and point: Kaylee Rain is playing Topless Tennis

Doesn't she understand that lifting up her skirt is going to get her kicked out of the country club? Apparenly, Kaylee does not care one smidge.

What's this? More fantastic shamless self-promotion?? INDEED!

You know Carmen from her many FOUNDRY CAMS videos and from her solo site - CamWithCarmen. Here's a great clip of her "Unraveling" her clothes to some music by our friends in SEVENDUST:


CLICK THE PIC TO SEE CARMEN STRIP!

Then, when the feeling returns in your arms and legs... chat with Carmen LIVE, one-on-one!

You can also get hundreds of new photos and videos at Carmen's solo site - CamWithCarmen

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep

We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.

We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.

FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

Monday Links: ATV faceplant into River, Scott Weiland's rough Week, New Sorcerer's Apprentice Trailer, Vanilla Gorilla Update, Mystery Midsection, Kay

How was your weekend? Did you spend some quality time with a group of Swedish Bikini Models?



If so, then give yourself a pat on the back... A torrid affair is the best way to patch up a busted love life.

THAT's TERRIBLE:

(Just like your very existence. You suck at life, and it's a miracle you haven't blown your own head off yet)

A Helmet-less Dummy drives ATV into a river...




Thank God his empty head cushioned his fall.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

In The Second Trailer for The Sorcerer's Apprentice Nicolas Cage and his amazing wig battle Evil all over NYC:




If anyone can rock the wig, it's Nicolas Cage.

ANDREW W.K. picks his Five Favorite Restaurants in New York City (Immaculate Infatuation)





The Vanilla Gorilla - an update! (WWTDD)



...and if you want to see Michelle Bombshell LIVE, on cam, she's online at SoCalGlamourGirls





Whose Mystery Midsection is this? (Drunken Stepfather)



Here's a li'l hint.. She's been nude a handful of times, and she used to date Timberlake



How to: Get a Girl to Take Naked Pictures (The Campus Throne)



Digital Desire Babe Racquel Darian is Daring you to stay flacid. See? You can't do it. (Freakshow Planet)



20 Great Movie Title Names (Bullz-Eye)



Georgia Jones has mis-matched undies. Off with you, yellow bra! (Dailyniner)



Galactic Empire State Of Mind (College Humor)



10 Awesomely Disastrous Follow Up Albums (UPROXX)



Andie and Crystal become fast friends outside (z0d)



Best Sword Attack Crimes (Asylum)



50 Heart-Stopping Hamburgers (Fork Party)



The 50 Greatest Celebrity "O-Faces" Of All Time (Manofest)



Win a Jägermeister 6 Bottle Shot Cooler (The Bachelor Guy)





I'M SORRY:

(Sorry that toxic personality is equalled only by your toxic halitosis. Here's a toothbrush, dummy)

Scott Weiland and his buddies in STONE TEMPLE PILOTS did not have the best week:



Weiland started the festivities by falling off the stage in Sioux City, Iowa.

...and on Friday the ENTIRE BAND...except for Scott walked off stage during the encore in Milwaukee:



"I aaaaaaam...mumbling like a fool while my band is back-stage!"

From disasters to dames, check out this fine young flock....

Her name is Kaylee Rain and she's all of nineteen years old:



She's opted not to go to school, because she can make a killing fornicating on camera

Spekaing of young ladies with outstanding assets...

This breastacular babe is Busty Ellen...and she's quite, well...busty:



Honestly, if we had boobs like that, we'd massage them all day long too.

Let's once again honor our lovely friend GISELE who has done a ton of FOUNDRY CAMS videos for us:






Click on Gisele right now, and watch the full jaw-dropping awesome video!

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?


We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did



FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing



Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates



be our friend on Facebook, or we'll send AIDS-infested gerbils through your vents to bite you while you sleep



We've been on MYSPACE since the dawn of time. It was cavemen...and us...and Dane Cook.



We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.



We also have a spot on this thing called NING, and that rhymes. Go us.



FRIEND FEED also has a spot for FoundryMusic... because we're in desperate need of friends.

NEW REVIEWS ONLINE: MOVIES, DVDs, CDs - Repo! The Genetic Opera, Rain Coaters POV, Punisher War Zone, Motley Crue, and More!

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WEEKEND LINKS: DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW, NEW BOOBS ON RATEMYWOW, JIM NORTON ON DVD, SOUND BYTE CONTEST CONTINUES, NEW VIDEOS ONLINE

Greetings and flatulations, boys and girls. It's a beautiful weekend (where WE are, that is) and instead of enjoying the sunlight, we're...inside...updating...a website. Oof. As always, if you missed any of this week's Opie and Anthony Show, you can download it online from AUDIBLE:



DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 10/12/07 (Jerry Springer, Mike Rowe, Steve Carell, Chazz Palminterri!)


DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 10/11/07 (Ralphie May Gets Abused)


DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 10/10/07 (Pat Cooper Returns and takes over ths show)


DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 10/09/07 (Logan Levkoff the sex expert)


DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 10/08/07 (Doug Stanhope and Dr. Adam Cox)

Speaking of AUDIBLE, check out what you can get online now:

Happy Endings: The Tales of a Meaty-Breasted Zilch (Unabridged) Comedian Jim Norton is dirty...really dirty...the kind of dirty that makes The Aristocrats look like a knock-knock joke....

And Speaking of JIM NORTON (Yeah, segue that sucker), if you missed his Monster Rain special on HBO, have no fear, because it's out on DVD for you to watch over and over again:




Jim Norton: Monster Rain - ON DVD!

New Boobs on RateMyWOW: Thanks once again to a loyal female fan, as well as our west coast pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is promoting his new sites Load My Mouth and Cover My Face, we have Some great new boobies for you to check out

(Ladies, get YOUR pics in TODAY, but remember: No WOW in Photo = Not Getting On Site):


RateMyWOW: Savannah Jane (she kind of looks like Dee Snider with tits, doesn't she?)

WIN $1000 A DAY WITH O&A: Every day, for about a month, the Opie and Anthony Show is going to give away ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS to a lucky listener. Here's what you do:


1. Listen between 7am and 7:30am for the sound of the day

2. Monday's sound is 30 ROCK - 'Werewolf Bar Mitzvah

3. be the 10th caller to 1-866-212-OandA (between 7 and 7:30 ONLY, stupids)

4. That's it. Pretty simple. Try not to fuck it up.

And now let's look at some boobies...

(Check out what the lovely Sasha is wearing!)

While we're on the subject of FOUNDRY CAMS, check out this awesome video that Alicia sent us:




CLICK THE PIC TO SEE THE VIDEO!

There are some new bits and pieces in the MEDIA SECTION, including:



Sexy British Emily Shows You How To Iron a Shirt

Cindy Phillips Flexes Her Huge Body

Man Freaks Out and Trashes His Laptop In A Coffee Shop

Denise Milani Bikini Photo Shoot


Cindy Phillips Flexes In A Bikini

Snoop Dogg Roasts Flava Flav

Sexy Tanya Strips Down To Her Thong

College Rommate Busted Beating Off

Home Trashed After Craigslist Hoax

Model Falls Through Hole In Runway

We're whoring ourselves all over the 'net. We're shameless. Check it:



Break.com: Opie & Anthony (subscribe now to get all the updates we add to that site)

MySpace: FoundryMusic

FUBAR: FoundryMusic

Twitter: FoundryMusic

Facebook: FoundryMusic

WEEKEND LINKS: DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW, JIM NORTON ON DVD, SOUND BYTE CONTEST CONTINUES, NEW VIDEOS ONLINE

It's a chilly weekend here on the east coast of the United States, so what better excuse could we possibly find for isolating ourselves in the office and working on the website, right? (and if it's sunny and warm where you are... send plane ticket ASAP... first class, if you don't mind).

Sooooo, if you missed any of this week's Opie and Anthony Show, go into the garage, and smack yourself in the crotch with a rubber mallet. No, wait...sorry. You can DOWNLOAD them online via AUDIBLE:





DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 10/12/07 (Mark Wahlberg, Pat Duffy Prostate Exam!)


DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 10/11/07 (Marc Maron visits)


DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 10/10/07 (Rich Vos in studio)


DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 10/09/07 (Patrice Oneal In Studio)


DOWNLOAD THE O&A SHOW 10/08/07 (Louis CK in studio)

Speaking of AUDIBLE, check out what we found:

Happy Endings: The Tales of a Meaty-Breasted Zilch (Unabridged) Comedian Jim Norton is dirty...really dirty...the kind of dirty that makes The Aristocrats look like a knock-knock joke....

And Speaking of JIM NORTON (I'm just a segue monster today), if you missed his Monster Rain special on HBO last night, have no fear, because it's out on DVD for you to watch over and over again:



Jim Norton: Monster Rain - ON DVD!

Let's see...what else is going on? Oh I know... check out the latest batch of thought-provoking videos we added to the MEDIA SECTION, including:



2 Sexy Blondes Topless and Kissing On The Tour Bus

Busty Karen the Firefighter

J.C.V.D. - The Jean-Claude Van Damme Fake Biopic Teaser

Melanie Walsh Loses Her Shirt...and Her Skirt!

Penelope Strips out Of Her School Uniform

Girl Flip Goes Horribly Wrong

Summer Cummings Plays with her Huge Boobs

New York Councilman James S. Oddo Flips Out on a Norwegian Comedian

Rock Buggy Rolls Down Hill

Adam Fulara Plays Bach on A double-neck Washburn Guitar

Japanese Woman Makes Fart Noises With Her Boobs

MS PAINT - The New Killer App

WIN $1000 A DAY WITH O&A: Every day, for about a month, the Opie and Anthony Show is going to give away ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS to a lucky listener. Here's what you do:


1. Listen between 7am and 7:30am on Monday (tomorrow) for the sound of the day

2. Monday's sound is Master Po - USH!


3. be the 10th caller to 1-866-212-OandA


4. That's it. Pretty simple. Try not to fuck it up.

And now let's look at some boobies...

(Check out what the lovely Hannah is wearing!)

While we're on the subject of FOUNDRY CAMS, check out this awesome video that Sasha sent us:





CLICK THE PIC TO SEE THE VIDEO!

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