Cow Riding Fail, Seattle Cop Punches Woman, Megan Fox is Engaged, Halle Berry is Bending Over, GUNS N ROSES keyboard player falls, New PAPA ROACH music, Violet and Iron Man, Annette Schwarz is filthy, Dasha Astafieva is a proud Ukrainian

Yeehaw! It's Hump Day, cowboy! So find yourself a cute li'l cowgirl and do some humping

So what if she's got a fella? she's a free spirit, and he's passed out. Go enjoy yourself and have an affair.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(You know, like the way you interact with...everyone?)

Man Rides Cow. Lasts Fifteen Seconds Before falling off:

All Dreams of becoming a Cowboy are lost forever.

You'd think with all the camera phones surrounding this little scuffle in Seattle...

The cop would have exercised some restraint. Right or Wrong, just hold back a little so there's not so much footage, ya know?

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Megan Fox is Engaged. Again. (WWTDD)

Oh boy, Megan Fox is Naked. Again.


Halle Berry Has a Swell Camel Toe (Drunken Stepfather)

Not that she's known for subtlety...considering we've lost count how many times she's been totally nekkid on camera

Jayna Oso is Oh-So-Sexy (Freakshow Planet)

A chat with Lee Unkrich, Director of TOY STORY 3 (Bullz-Eye)

The Vuvuzela - The Ultimate Online Guide to the Real Star of World Cup 2010 (URLesque)

Space Race 2020: USA vs. Adorable Robots (UPROXX)

Capri Anderson is as clean as a whistle, but still feels the need to shower. Good for her! (Dailyniner)

10 Things You Should Never Say to a Madam (Asylum)

Angel Dark really needs to give up on clothes at this point. Why bother with 'em? (z0d)

The Booth Babes of E3 2010 (Gunaxin)

A Tribute to Dads Who Go Above and Beyond: Awesome Treehouses (The Bachelor Guy)

The Worst Blind Date Ever (Campus Socialite)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your complete lack of personality will prevent you from having any meaningful relationships)

Chris Pitman from GUNS N' ROSES (click it, fool) fell ass-over-teacup during the band's opening song in Moscow:

That Russian Vodka has some serious kick to it. Wait, are we implying that someone in GUNS N' ROSES drinks? Eh, maybe.

Those friendly boys in PAPA ROACH (who happen to have a TON of albums out) have a new single:

The band's new album Time For Annihilation...On The Road and On The Record will be out in late August

from rowdy rock bands to bouncing boobies...

You've seen Violet in plenty FOUNDRY CAMS videos, and she has a new site, Viorotica:

...and now she's giving IRON MAN a naked lap dance. What a lucky superhero.

Ukrainian Hotness and PLAYBOY Playmate Dasha Astafieva loves showing off her Ukrainian heritage:

she also loves showing off her naked hiney...which we'll never object to.

German-born Annette Schwarz is one of the filthiest adult starlets we've ever met (and yes we have met her):

SO filthy, that this clip is only :58 seconds long... for Annette's full-blown ass-reaming, check out BIG WET ASSES 11 - On Demand Now!

Holy Smokes! Another beautiful webcam model shaking her ass! Whodathunkit?

Ember Reigns, the buxom blond bombshell who you have seen in numerous FOUNDRY CAMS videos, as well as at her own site, has given us what could be her finest performance yet:


Honestly... do you REALLY need us to tell you to click on Ember's pic? JUST DO IT!

Great song. Great hiney. When you stop hallucinating, Go check out Ember's Sexy Self LIVE - online NOW

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

Follow us on Twitter, or we'll send wolves to your house to gnaw at your privates

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We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

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Friday Links: Holiday Cookies and MILFs, New Boobs On RateMyWOW, Courtroom Outburst, Gang Brawl Caught On Video, BIOHAZARD live in Moscow, Lindsay Marie and Capri Anderson are naked.

The neighbor's wife is baking Christmas cookies...

Oddly enough, they're not for your neighbor. Hit that shit, yo! Have a holiday affair!

and if you're too much of a wuss to make a move, then the Dancing Bear will step up to the plate.

He loves cookies...AND he loves your neighbor's wife.

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks again to our pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is constantly shooting content for COVER MY FACE and SHE IS HALF MY AGE (so very not-safe-for-work), we were able to add new bosoms to RateMyWOW today courtesy of adult starlets Rhianna Samuel and Lexxis Brown:

RateMyWOW: RHIANNA SAMUEL
RateMyWOW: LEXXIS BROWN

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Normally, handcuffs leg restraints are enough to stop criminals from freaking out in court:

Not this Time.

A minor dispute broke out at night in Santa Monica:

Thankfully, it was resolved peacefully. Oh wait, no. Wrong clip. This was a huge brawl with a lot of screaming black dudes.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(Your, on the other hand, have the emotional maturity of the 3 year-old. Grow up, fella)

Katie Price is Subtle...reeeeal subtle.
(Drunken Stepfather)

Jenna Nickol is crawling on a very lucky couch (z0d)

End of Decade Sports Review (Bullz-Eye)

Danielle Richardson Breaks out of her black bikini (Daily Niner)

All Nighter III - Trailer (College Humor)

Kateriny Stankove has a Strange Name... but an Amazing Body (FreakshowPlanet)

Tim Tebow Cried for Our Sins [Pic/T-Shirt] (Buster Sports)

The Morgan Freeman Chain Of Command (Maxim)

Tiger's Caddy Knows 'Nothing' (With Leather)

Snooki Punch: The Back Story (Warming Glow)

'Return Of the Jedi' Could have Been a David Lynch Film (Gamma Squad)

Annoying Asshole To Make Awful Movie (Heavy)

5 Holiday Gift Ideas to Help Defeat the Aliens Who Are Here to Destroy Us (FunnyCrave)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your bridge burning skills could land you a good job as an arsonist)

Every time Lindsay Marie speaks or plays the piano, we want to strangle puppies:

Thank GOD she gets naked fast and feels herself up...otherwise we'd be surrounded by dead puppies.

This sexy young brunette is Capri Anderson and she doesn't like tight, constraining glasses:

Needless to say, she pulls them off fast...and that's not ALL she does...WOW.

Evan Seinfeld and Tera Patrick aren't together anymore. BIOHAZARD is back together and touring:

They're doing PANTERA' "Mouth For War" LIVE in Moscow. Rawk.

We sent our FOUNDRY CAMS girl Danni G one of our old-school FoundryMusic shirts, which she appropriately sliced up and made into a tube top. TANTRIC sent us the song "Coming Undone".
What you'll see next is three minutes of footage that will leave you slack-jawed and most likely pants-less.

CLICK ON DANNI AND WATCH HER...DANCE... yeah, that's it...then chat with her LIVE at FOUNDRY CAMS

(and now to recap... because we forget shit almost as easy as you do)

Finish up making the sexy time with a sophisticated older woman, and head over to the MEDIA SECTION, and check out what we added:

Dominno Yanks off her Yellow Shirt
Huge Street Fight In Los Angeles
Lindsay Marie is playing the Piano and with Herself
Slaying Suspect Restrained After Courtroom Outburst
Capri Anderson Rips Off Her Red Bra
BIOHAZARD covers PANTERA's Mouth For War LIVE in Moscow

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