Speeding Teen Takes out Highway, Someone tried to kill Paris Hilton, Rob Halford's Leather and Chains, MEGADETH in Hollywood, DROWNING POOL does PANTERA, Capri Cavalli will get you fired, PLAYBOY's Sofia Lane, Kiss Kara does homework

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(But not even remotely as bad as your receding hairline and breath. Here's a mint and some Rogaine)

If you're going to take out a freeway for six hours, you might as well do it Dukes of Hazzard style:

Car split into three pieces, and the kid LIVED... let's all get dashboard-cameras and see what kind of mayhem we can record while driving!

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:


Someone tried to Kill Paris Hilton (WWTDD)

Say it ain't so! the world needs vapid blockheads who get famous after releasing homemade sex tapes. Hell, that's most of reality TV.


Someone's surgically-enhanced ass was strolling through the sand (Drunken Stepfather)

C'mon this is an easy one it's not like we haven't posted links to her sex tape a hundred times before. Now that wasn't so hard, was it?

'Star Wars' Reimagined as Silent Films (MovieFone)

Giuliana Marino is one seriously spicy meatball...and she's pretty cute too (Freakshow Planet)

Girl Next Door: Jessica Marie (Bullz-Eye)

Someone Should tell Jana Cova that her tiny necktie isn't nearly enough to cover her for that interview at Hardee's (z0d)

Jana and Jana are Just the Best Of Friends...who get naked a lot and lick each other (Dailyniner)

Catherine: The Weirdest Video Game You’ll Ever Play (The Campus Socialite)

Other Celebrity Stormtrooper Action Figures (Gunaxin)

Poodle Puppy Dances For Freedom (College Humor)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that most of your friends' names are plastered on the front of whiskey bottles)

In retrospect, when you look at all the leather and chains ROB HALFORD shackles himself with:

...the whole gay thing isn't really that shocking, is it?

The guys in MEGADETH are releasing Rust In Peace - LIVE, and this friends, is a little taste of "Holy Wars...The Punishment Due":

Well, OK... it's the WHOLE song. Mustaine's guitar is so pointy, it's a miracle no one in the band gets stabbed with it.

OUr amigos in DROWNING POOL paid homage to the PANTERA guys with their take on "Cowboys from Hell":

Damn, there's some cool shit going on at Ozzfest this year. We's going!

Heavy Metal always leads to...Heavy Hooters!

In any normal job situation Capri Cavalli would get everyone in the office fired for pulling this shit:

But not in Smut-land! You can see the end result of Capri's advances in the full version. It's totally realistic, man. Really.

This beautiful blond bombshell is PLAYBOY's Sofia Lane and she used to be 40 pounds heavier:

But she's not anymore, so put away the harpoon guns and gawk at her shapely hiney in the shower.

We suggest that ALL women do their homework just like Kara:

topless, feeling herself up, in front of her laptop and big-ass flat screen TV Kiss Kara is a Homework Role Model, dammit.

Emi, who has been featured in other FOUNDRY CAMS clips, is once again shaking her tattooed tail in tribute to "Tattoos & Tequila" by VINCE NEIL of MOTLEY CRUE. We wanted her to drink Vince Neil's Tres Rios Tequila while she made this clip, but after thinking it through, we realized no one wanted to see a clip of a giggling tattooed chick falling down.


Click on Emi's very large tattoo, enjoy some Tequila if you'd like, then head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Emi LIVE (try not to get too wasted; you don't want any of that drunk-typing happening)

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Friday Links: Holiday Cookies and MILFs, New Boobs On RateMyWOW, Courtroom Outburst, Gang Brawl Caught On Video, BIOHAZARD live in Moscow, Lindsay Marie and Capri Anderson are naked.

The neighbor's wife is baking Christmas cookies...

Oddly enough, they're not for your neighbor. Hit that shit, yo! Have a holiday affair!

and if you're too much of a wuss to make a move, then the Dancing Bear will step up to the plate.

He loves cookies...AND he loves your neighbor's wife.

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks again to our pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is constantly shooting content for COVER MY FACE and SHE IS HALF MY AGE (so very not-safe-for-work), we were able to add new bosoms to RateMyWOW today courtesy of adult starlets Rhianna Samuel and Lexxis Brown:

RateMyWOW: RHIANNA SAMUEL
RateMyWOW: LEXXIS BROWN

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Normally, handcuffs leg restraints are enough to stop criminals from freaking out in court:

Not this Time.

A minor dispute broke out at night in Santa Monica:

Thankfully, it was resolved peacefully. Oh wait, no. Wrong clip. This was a huge brawl with a lot of screaming black dudes.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(Your, on the other hand, have the emotional maturity of the 3 year-old. Grow up, fella)

Katie Price is Subtle...reeeeal subtle.
(Drunken Stepfather)

Jenna Nickol is crawling on a very lucky couch (z0d)

End of Decade Sports Review (Bullz-Eye)

Danielle Richardson Breaks out of her black bikini (Daily Niner)

All Nighter III - Trailer (College Humor)

Kateriny Stankove has a Strange Name... but an Amazing Body (FreakshowPlanet)

Tim Tebow Cried for Our Sins [Pic/T-Shirt] (Buster Sports)

The Morgan Freeman Chain Of Command (Maxim)

Tiger's Caddy Knows 'Nothing' (With Leather)

Snooki Punch: The Back Story (Warming Glow)

'Return Of the Jedi' Could have Been a David Lynch Film (Gamma Squad)

Annoying Asshole To Make Awful Movie (Heavy)

5 Holiday Gift Ideas to Help Defeat the Aliens Who Are Here to Destroy Us (FunnyCrave)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your bridge burning skills could land you a good job as an arsonist)

Every time Lindsay Marie speaks or plays the piano, we want to strangle puppies:

Thank GOD she gets naked fast and feels herself up...otherwise we'd be surrounded by dead puppies.

This sexy young brunette is Capri Anderson and she doesn't like tight, constraining glasses:

Needless to say, she pulls them off fast...and that's not ALL she does...WOW.

Evan Seinfeld and Tera Patrick aren't together anymore. BIOHAZARD is back together and touring:

They're doing PANTERA' "Mouth For War" LIVE in Moscow. Rawk.

We sent our FOUNDRY CAMS girl Danni G one of our old-school FoundryMusic shirts, which she appropriately sliced up and made into a tube top. TANTRIC sent us the song "Coming Undone".
What you'll see next is three minutes of footage that will leave you slack-jawed and most likely pants-less.

CLICK ON DANNI AND WATCH HER...DANCE... yeah, that's it...then chat with her LIVE at FOUNDRY CAMS

(and now to recap... because we forget shit almost as easy as you do)

Finish up making the sexy time with a sophisticated older woman, and head over to the MEDIA SECTION, and check out what we added:

Dominno Yanks off her Yellow Shirt
Huge Street Fight In Los Angeles
Lindsay Marie is playing the Piano and with Herself
Slaying Suspect Restrained After Courtroom Outburst
Capri Anderson Rips Off Her Red Bra
BIOHAZARD covers PANTERA's Mouth For War LIVE in Moscow

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Wednesday Links: Evil 2 Liter Gets Revenge, Forklift Driver Demolishes Warehouse, KISS live in New Orleans, Lots O' Links, Capri Cavalli, Jamie Graham, and Kayla Collins all make the sexy

THAT's TERRIBLE:

This evil 2 liter bottle of soda didn't appreciate being mixed with Mentos:

and it went for its revenge on the poor unsuspecting lad.

If you haven't seen this Russian forklift driver destroying over $150k in Cognac and Vodka...

Just click above. OK, now you've seen it.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(Your crappy attitude, however, IS. Don't you have a pool to skim?)

Kelly Brook is Topless in Her New Play (Drunken Stepfather)
Meh...who cares? Kelly Brook got naked on camera before and HERE's THE PROOF!

Pamela Sweet, a badass bike, and the luckiest silver vibrator EVER (Daily Niner)

Girl Next Door: Jamie (Bullz-Eye)

Rayvoness is mushing her boobs together (z0d)

Gemma Massey is Oh...So...Sassy. OK, so it Rhymes (Freakshow Planet)

What If Richard Simmons was a Pickup Artist? (FunnyCrave)

Top 5 Unintentionally Disturbing Viagra Ads (Gunaxin)

Actual Premise: Retarded Church Orphan MMA Fighter (FilmDrunk)

Hot Chicks Love the TOP GUN Song (Holy Taco)

Is Your Name Dave? (Unstructured)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you blame everyone else but yourself for your lot in life)

If you can manage to pick your jaw up off the floor, take a look at Capri Cavalli making out with Katalin Kiraly:

Of course the action gets a lot steamier. we just can't show you here.

Those two lucky girls Danielle and Leslie are surfing the web and making the sexy:

Wouldn't you know it, Leslie can get her whole hand into a tight space. How's THAT for subtle?

From boobies to bands, let's check out KISS, who are out on tour now:

That's the show opening and "Deuce" live at the Voodoo Experience festival.

Aaaand back to boobies with the lovely Kayla Collins from PLAYBOY:

She's sooooo happy to be shooting her new video...and to be getting naked.

One more for good measure, right? Everyone say hi to PLAYBOY hottie Jamie Graham, who just loves to stay clean.

you know, because she's feeling herself up in the shower.

It's a Halloween Horror Show from the FOUNDRY CAMS girls and POWERMAN 5000, who as luck would have it, gave us the song "Horror Show" from Somewhere on the Otherside of Nowhere

CLICK ON THAT SEXY BITCH! Err, WITCH...sorry.

(and now to recap... for the people with head trauma...that means us, too)

After you finish nailing your cute co-worker in a motel room, click on over to the MEDIA SECTION, and check out what we added:

Capri Cavalli & Katalin Kiraly Topless Kissing
2 Liter Soda Bottle Gets Revenge
Leslie and Danielle Web Surfing and Making Out
KISS: 'Deuce' LIVE at Voodoo Experience Festival
Jamie Graham Takes A Shower
Russian Forklift Driver Smashes $150k in Cognac & Vodka
Kayla Collins PLAYBOY video shoot

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