Rick Renstrom the stumpy guitarist, New Boobs On RateMyWOW, Mel Gibson Loves BJs, Amy Winehouse is Gorgeous, IRON MAIDEN's New Video, SLASH and Michael Monroe in Finland, August and the Atomic Wedgie, Jayden Jaymes and a lot of oil

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(but not half as terrible as your halitosis. Have a mint, dragon-breath)

Guitar virtuoso Rick Renstrom gives new meaning to the phrase "Look ma! No Hands!":

OK, he's GOT hands...but they're tiny. He shreds better than most guys with two full hands.

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks again to our pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is constantly shooting content for LOAD MY MOUTH (so very not-safe-for-work), we were able to add new bosoms to RateMyWOW today courtesy of nicely nubbed Asian KYOKI and RIHANNA SAMUEL:


RateMyWOW: KYOKI
RateMyWOW: RIHANNA SAMUEL

Mel Gibson really likes getting blow jobs (WWTDD)

Oh boy! It's Christmas in July! the FOURTH Mel Gibson audio clip is online! (Radar Online)


Amy Winehouse is Hypnotically Beautiful (Drunken Stepfather)

Oof. Just cut through the bullshit and Go To Crack Whore Confessions... at least they're honest about themselves, you know?

A Whole Mess of Mel Gibson Remixes... from the O&A Show (FunnyCrave)

UPROXX 2010 Summer Buyer's Guide (UPROXX)

Smash’d: LeBron’s Locker Room Adventures (atom)

Tyalor Vixen has an ill-fitting bra. Her boobs are showing. Oh. Wait. (Freakshow Planet)

Girl Next Door: Taylor O'Connor (Bullz-Eye)

Is "Inception" as confusing as you think? (Campus Socialite)

If These Dinosaurs Are Real, We Don't Want to Be Right (URLesque)

Aurora is Nude on The Beach...and she probably has a lot of sand in her crack (z0d)

Franziska is a dead ringer for Amanda Seyfreid...only Amanda doesn't show off her no-no spot (Dailyniner)

Introducing The Next Thing To Kill Your Children Slowly: The Candwich (egoTV)


I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your hopes and dreams have been crushed like so many empty beer cans)

Those wealthy Brits in IRON MAIDEN are on tour now (click for tickets)... have a brand new album coming out (click to order!) and just released this nifty new video:

Good old Eddie is back...and he got himself blasted into space this time.

Our buddy SLASH and his hat, shared the stage with MICHAEL MONROE in Finland:

MICHAEL MONROE used to be in HANOI ROCKS. Now he's just aging and bony.

From great big guitars to great hineys...

The spicy Latina you see below is adult starlet August:

She spends almost the entire video giving herself an atomic wedgie... and that's not ALL she can do... she can also make a mean egg salad. Wait, no... wrong girl. She has sex on video.

Brunette bombshell Jayden Jaymes has been linked to Chuck Liddell and Dave Navarro...

...and in this clip from Big Wet Tits 6 (which you can see on-demand) ...she's linked to a really big bottle of baby oil.

What do two naked hotties like Renna Ryann and Diamon James do when they're alone?

Why, they lick chocolate icing off each other ...which is, of course, how we think ALL women behave together. Because we're totally deluded.

aaaaand what would an update from us be without a beautiful young lady from FOUNDRY CAMS shaking her ass to rock music, which happens to be from DROWNING POOL this time:


Stare into Shanelle's eyes... only for a moment, then Head on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and Chat with Shanelle LIVE...and nekkid (her, not you...genius)

Visit some of our other hot properties, won't you?

We're on FourSquare...talking about all the cool shit we do... or wish we did

FOUNDRYNEWS is online, so we can do the blogging thing

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We're also on POSTEROUS, so read that shit.

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Friday Links: Holiday Cookies and MILFs, New Boobs On RateMyWOW, Courtroom Outburst, Gang Brawl Caught On Video, BIOHAZARD live in Moscow, Lindsay Marie and Capri Anderson are naked.

The neighbor's wife is baking Christmas cookies...

Oddly enough, they're not for your neighbor. Hit that shit, yo! Have a holiday affair!

and if you're too much of a wuss to make a move, then the Dancing Bear will step up to the plate.

He loves cookies...AND he loves your neighbor's wife.

New Boobs On RateMyWOW: Thanks again to our pals Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is constantly shooting content for COVER MY FACE and SHE IS HALF MY AGE (so very not-safe-for-work), we were able to add new bosoms to RateMyWOW today courtesy of adult starlets Rhianna Samuel and Lexxis Brown:

RateMyWOW: RHIANNA SAMUEL
RateMyWOW: LEXXIS BROWN

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Normally, handcuffs leg restraints are enough to stop criminals from freaking out in court:

Not this Time.

A minor dispute broke out at night in Santa Monica:

Thankfully, it was resolved peacefully. Oh wait, no. Wrong clip. This was a huge brawl with a lot of screaming black dudes.

THAT's NOT-SO TERRIBLE:
(Your, on the other hand, have the emotional maturity of the 3 year-old. Grow up, fella)

Katie Price is Subtle...reeeeal subtle.
(Drunken Stepfather)

Jenna Nickol is crawling on a very lucky couch (z0d)

End of Decade Sports Review (Bullz-Eye)

Danielle Richardson Breaks out of her black bikini (Daily Niner)

All Nighter III - Trailer (College Humor)

Kateriny Stankove has a Strange Name... but an Amazing Body (FreakshowPlanet)

Tim Tebow Cried for Our Sins [Pic/T-Shirt] (Buster Sports)

The Morgan Freeman Chain Of Command (Maxim)

Tiger's Caddy Knows 'Nothing' (With Leather)

Snooki Punch: The Back Story (Warming Glow)

'Return Of the Jedi' Could have Been a David Lynch Film (Gamma Squad)

Annoying Asshole To Make Awful Movie (Heavy)

5 Holiday Gift Ideas to Help Defeat the Aliens Who Are Here to Destroy Us (FunnyCrave)

I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your bridge burning skills could land you a good job as an arsonist)

Every time Lindsay Marie speaks or plays the piano, we want to strangle puppies:

Thank GOD she gets naked fast and feels herself up...otherwise we'd be surrounded by dead puppies.

This sexy young brunette is Capri Anderson and she doesn't like tight, constraining glasses:

Needless to say, she pulls them off fast...and that's not ALL she does...WOW.

Evan Seinfeld and Tera Patrick aren't together anymore. BIOHAZARD is back together and touring:

They're doing PANTERA' "Mouth For War" LIVE in Moscow. Rawk.

We sent our FOUNDRY CAMS girl Danni G one of our old-school FoundryMusic shirts, which she appropriately sliced up and made into a tube top. TANTRIC sent us the song "Coming Undone".
What you'll see next is three minutes of footage that will leave you slack-jawed and most likely pants-less.

CLICK ON DANNI AND WATCH HER...DANCE... yeah, that's it...then chat with her LIVE at FOUNDRY CAMS

(and now to recap... because we forget shit almost as easy as you do)

Finish up making the sexy time with a sophisticated older woman, and head over to the MEDIA SECTION, and check out what we added:

Dominno Yanks off her Yellow Shirt
Huge Street Fight In Los Angeles
Lindsay Marie is playing the Piano and with Herself
Slaying Suspect Restrained After Courtroom Outburst
Capri Anderson Rips Off Her Red Bra
BIOHAZARD covers PANTERA's Mouth For War LIVE in Moscow

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