Housekeepers in thongs, Brawl at a Boxing Match, DISTURBED in Maine, LINKIN PARK frozen in Boston, Nella Jay and Lylith Lavey... hey, that rhymes!

Another day, another flood of Charlie Sheen news... yippee.

What's the point in getting a housekeeper if you're not going to act inappropriately?

Exactly. There is no point! That's why you put out feelers for one who doesn't mind being felt up. They exist. Seriously. They do.

THAT's TERRIBLE:
(Just like your bald spot. Want the number of a good wig store?)

Just because you're at a kickboxing match doesn't mean you're supposed to brawl with other folks in the crowd:

Or does it? We get so confused sometimes. So many rules these days, you know?

THAT's Not-So-TERRIBLE:

(but your constant craving for attention IS. Weren't you hugged as a child?)


Rihanna is getting weirder-looking (Drunken Stepfather)


Normy has a guy's name, but all girl parts (FreakShow Planet)

Five Future Stars of Super Bowl XLV (Bullz-Eye)

Lupe Fuentes... Little...Latina...Lickable (Dailyniner)

Jana Cova has her hands in her pants. Lucky pants. (z0d)



I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that your temper, attitude and disposition make you unfit to hold any other job except 'house boy')

Mutha-Truckin' LINKIN PARK, yo... playing to a half-empty TD Banknorth center in Boston:

Well, half-empty because of the snow, not because they suck... that's debatable.

Ever wondered what DISTURBED looks like playing to a Coliseum full of hicks in Maine:

Wonder no more, friends, because thanks to Mike, we have video of such an event.

Enough of that tame shit, mang... here's the funbags!

What do you get when you cross Nella Jay with a bikini and a bottle of baby oil?

Why, you get THIS. Plain and simple.

We'd ask you the same question about Lylith Lavey, but why bother

...because we'd get the same answer...and the same video. It's called Big Wet Tits 9... classy, right?



...and that, as they say, is the way the cookie crumbles... Now go have a good cry and drink yourself unconscious

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Wednesday Links: Adios Michael, Happy Hump Day, New Boobs on RateMyWOW, Backyard Brawl Goes Badly, G.I.-Japanese? Krisztina Sereny and Nella are very Naughty

Adios, muchacho...

The world said good-bye to Michael Jackson yesterday. They said "Hello" to the worlds largest Chaffing-dish. Only this one's not filled with macaroni. We think.

Look! Lions Humping!

This Happy Hump Day is brought to you by the fine folks who encourage torrid affairs in swanky motels. Even the affairs behind dumpsters.

NEW BOOBS ON RATEMYWOW: Thanks again to our west coast filth-mongers Yoshi and Brandon Iron, who is always shooting content for LOAD MY MOUTH and SHE IS HALF MY AGE, we have some lovely new bosoms up on RateMyWOW to share with you courtesy of adult starlets Tera Joy and Sylvie Deluxe:

RateMyWOW: Tera Joy
RateMyWOW: Sylvie Deluxe

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Hey, he said "SLAPS ONLY", dummy!


Teenage driveway fights never go well. Even the fake ones.

That's Not-So Terrible:
(But your snotty mouth is, so shut up, listen, and learn a few things)

Hayden Panettiere in an almost-see-through dress

Rochelle Minami has a body you would kill for ... well, WE would (z0d)

The 50 Most Bizarre Google Earth Images (Manofest)

Sasha Grey is the classiest gal you'll ever see with a butt-plug in her mouth (Daily Niner)

Ching Chang Chong (LinkDork)

Top 13 moments of people taking a ball to the head

House Arrest with Andy Dick (featuring Keegan Michael Key) (atom)

A solid hour of Creationist stupidity (I Heart Chaos)

In Pictures: Michael Jackson Funeral And Memorial

I'M SORRY:
(Incredibly sorry that you've managed to screw up all of your relationships, and the only person who will even give you a second look is your frumpy ex)

Buxom blond and bulky fitness model Krisztina Sereny is doing bicep curls:

Not that you'd notice it, of course.

As long as we're praising women for getting naked, Nella's body is finger-licking good:

and quite frankly, so is the rest of her.

G.I. JAPANESE? GI JOE: The Rise of Cobra has a new trailer:

Exaggerated cartoon-ish violence? Sign us up!

Ashleigh, Korin, and Emily from FOUNDRY CAMS sent us some great video in their official FoundryMusic Tees. Dan, Blitz, and the guys in THE CURSED sent us "Best Of The Worst"...so we slapped 'em together:



CLICK ASHLEIGH's ASSETS AND SEE THE GIRLS GO!

when you stop salivating, take your free hand and click on over to FOUNDRY CAMS and chat with Ashleigh, Korin, and Emily now!

Stop hitting on your co-worker with the big tits for a minute and check out what we added to the MEDIA SECTION:

Jennifer and Natalie Jo - Totally Twins and Totally Naked
GI JOE: The Rise of Cobra - Japanese Trailer
Nella is Finger-Licking Good
Backyard Fight Ends Badly
Krisztina Sereny Topless Bicep Curls
Tased For Taking Too Long

 

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Friday Links: Mutt in the bed, Porn Star gags during fellatio-fest, Crappy Kansas Driving, KISS on American Idol, Busty Brooke Haven Blows a Glass Dildo

Waking up next to a strange woman is one thing, but DAMN...

Yeah, that's a joke. We don't hump the dog. Often.s

With Terminator: Salvation opening today, it's only appropriate that we feature a Terminator parody all about Handjobs (Thanks to our friends at Atom)

We don't know much about sports, but we DO know Perfect Strangers.

Apparently Manu Ginobili from the SPURS looks like Bronson Pinchot. We're not going to disagree.

Married fella, Carlos? your might want to remind your wife. Juanita is fellating Pedro the exterminator. Again.

Heh. That's one seriously big Kindle. Thanks to our boys at COED Magazine

...and one time, this porn chick named Cora blew SO many guys...

This girl Cora... aka Carolin Berger...is what we call a 'Go Getter'... or a 'Go Gagger'

THAT's TERRIBLE:

Sir... you suck, and so does your driving.

That's it. We're avoiding Kansas at all costs.

Those opportunists is KISS were rockig out with Adam Lambert last night on American Idol:

...yeah, those dirty, filthy... rich as fuck...oppor...tunists. Shit. We choose the wrong line of work.

He's OZZY OSBOURNE and he thinks there's voodoo in your phone...

Rawk. Bitches.

(As long as we're talking about rock bands... MÖTLEY CRÜE is hitting the road with GODSMACK, THEORY OF A DEAD MAN, DROWNING POOL, and CHARM CITY DEVILS at CRÜE FEST 2 this Summer!)

Pictured on stage at Madison Square Garden (March 16, 2009): John Allen of CHARM CITY DEVILS, Tyler Connolly of THEORY OF A DEADMAN, Vince Neil of MÖTLEY CRÜE, Sully Erna of GODSMACK, Ryan McCombs of DROWNING POOL
CRÜE FEST 2 - Click for Tickets!

("CRÜE"... brings us back to "boobs"...because you do SEE lots of boobs at a Crue concert, but that's another story and we're trying really hard to tie everything together nice)
I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you're going to need a mop.)

This hot piece of amazing ass is Brooke Haven and she's got a glass dildo.

...and we all have rods.

Renata Daninsky has an itchy bikini. It has to come off.

Away with you, vile bikini!

When our friends in FRAMING HANLEY sent us their cover of "Lollipop", we knew exactly the direction we needed to go in...


CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH GISELE, JESSE JO, SILVIA and DAHLIA from FOUNDRY CAMS LICK THEIR LOLLIPOPS

After you get done with that post-work hump-a-thon with your wife's best friend, you should really chec out the MEDIA SECTION, where you'll find:

Renata Daninsky Peels Off Her Bikini Poolside
Caught on CCTV: Car Smashes Through Wichita City Hall
PLAYBOY Coed of the Month - Lindsey Alvarez Displays her 34D's
Caught on CCTV: Robbers attack man in motorized wheelchair
FOUNDRY CAMS: Gisele Gets Rid of Her Long Black Gloves...and Bra
Smoker sets off Sprinkler and Floods Subway Store
Brooke Haven Blows a Glass Dildo
KISS performs with Adam Lambert on American Idol Finale

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Thursday Links: Bree Olson Pencil holder, Terminator Spoof, New Sherlock Holmes Trailer, Buff Babes and their Boobs, New videos from OZZY and DROWNING POOL

You love Bree Olson, right?

Now you can get this realistic Bree Olson CyberSkin Pencil Holder - at a 33% discount, no less!!

With Terminator: Salvation opening today, it's only appropriate that we feature a Terminator parody all about Handjobs (Thanks to our friends at Atom)

Whoa...nipples.

Yeah, umm she's done some TV and she umm, yeah... This total distraction comes from our pals at Drunken Stepfather. CLICK THE PIC!

Married fella, Carlos? your might want to remind your wife. Juanita is fellating Pedro the exterminator. Again.

Since the Cannes Film Festival is going on, it's timely that we point out the Festival of Cans (SFW). Thanks to our boys at COED Magazine

THAT's TERRIBLE:

He's Robert Downey Jr and he's a friggin' action hero...

Funny how that IRON MAN thing opened up doors for a fella, eh?

Our boys in DROWNING POOL have a new video for "Shame":

...and there probably IS.

He's OZZY OSBOURNE and he thinks there's voodoo in your phone...

Rawk. Bitches.

(While we're talking about DROWNING POOL, we should mention that they're joining MÖTLEY CRÜE on the road at CRÜE FEST 2 this Summer!)

Pictured on stage at Madison Square Garden (March 16, 2009): John Allen of CHARM CITY DEVILS, Tyler Connolly of THEORY OF A DEADMAN, Vince Neil of MÖTLEY CRÜE, Sully Erna of GODSMACK, Ryan McCombs of DROWNING POOL
CRÜE FEST 2 - Click for Tickets!

("CRÜE"... brings us back to "boobs"...because you do SEE lots of boobs at a Crue concert, but that's another story and we're trying really hard to tie everything together nice)
I'M SORRY:
(Sorry that you're going to need a mop.)

Gents (and ladies), this is Tara Scotti.

Tara is an IFBB Figure Competitor and her boobs can kick your ass.

Nella Has a Gold Bikini. The Bikini is evil. She MUST remove it.

Away with you, vile bikini!

When our friends in FRAMING HANLEY sent us their cover of "Lollipop", we knew exactly the direction we needed to go in...


CLICK THE PIC TO WATCH GISELE, JESSE JO, SILVIA and DAHLIA from FOUNDRY CAMS LICK THEIR LOLLIPOPS

After you get done with that post-work hump-a-thon with your wife's best friend, you should really chec out the MEDIA SECTION, where you'll find:

Crystal Gunns and Her Sex Machine
DROWNING POOL: 'Shame' - Official Video
Tara Scotti Strips Down to her Pink Panties
OZZY OSBOURNE is spooked by the Samsung Alias 2
Naughty Nella takes off Her Gold Bikini
SHERLOCK HOLMES - Trailer 1

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